Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Sad Little Fat Man
"What are you laughing at? Are you jealous of my uncle, I'm more handsome than you. Tell you, it's useless for you to be envious, because uncle, I'm just more handsome than you! You bite me, you laugh at me, you stare at me...... But I'm still more handsome than you. The little white pig saw Jiang Li smirking happily, it rolled its eyes, twisted its tail, and snorted.
Hearing this, Jiang Li shook his head in astonishment, undeniable.
"Why are you shaking your head, it's normal for me to be more handsome than you, uncle, even the former master is not as handsome as me, I think back then, Uncle Ben was dominant, rampant in the world, what a wind and charm...... "The little white pig gushed endlessly, endlessly, and kept boasting about how awesome he was at the beginning, just to set off how 'handsome' it was.
Jiang Li listened helplessly, smiling from time to time, but the more he listened, the more he listened, the more he felt unreliable, so he couldn't help but say: "Can you stop being so stinky and say something serious, okay?" ”
"Okay, as long as you admit that I'm more handsome than you, I won't say anything." The little white pig nodded, nodding affirmatively. The little white pig was like a bird, so angry that the corners of Jiang Li's mouth twitched on the side, and he felt a little like jumping to his feet, and finally thought about it, and in desperation, he nodded and compromised.
Who knew that the little white pig didn't let go of Jiang Li, but heard it say this: "Nodding is useful, you have to shout loudly that Uncle Ben is more handsome than you to be useful." ”
"You!" Jiang Li was so angry that he really wanted to kick it away, this pig has lived for thousands of years, could it be that the more he lives, the more funny he becomes? He said with a cold face: "Hurry up and get down to business, I don't know what happened outside my family, I'll hurry over and take a look at it in a while......"
As he spoke, his eyes swept to the little white pig, full of inquiring eyes.
"Cut, it's so stingy, isn't Uncle Ben just asking you to praise me? Refusing to make such a small request, what a bad host. Bah, ......" The little white pig pouted, his expression was very dissatisfied, like a resentful little daughter-in-law.
"You!" Jiang Li was so angry that he couldn't speak, so he had to glare at the little white pig angrily.
"Okay, Uncle Ben will tell you about the situation......" The little white pig saw Jiang Li's face sink, and he was suddenly timid, not boasting, and told Jiang Li some things.
"I see." Jiang Li smiled, it didn't expect that the little white pig in front of him was actually a descendant of the divine beast Chrysanthemum Pi, who was Li Niu's combat partner back then, and had followed Li Niu to climb mountains and wade through rivers since he was a child, looking for medicine and alchemy, and iron refiner.
The moment Li Niu refined the Changhe Sword into a sword, he violated the rules of the Heavenly Dao, was seriously injured by the Heavenly Tribulation, and was almost killed, the Heavenly Tribulation was rolling, and the thunder and lightning were buzzing, but the Changhe Sword could not cultivate spirituality for a long time, and the instrument spirit could not be formed.
Seeing that Li Niu could not resist the power of the catastrophe, the success was lost, and the death was gone, the little white pig saw that the master was about to fall, and he did not hesitate to sacrifice the sword with his own essence and blood, destroy the body, and turn into the instrument spirit in the Changhe Sword, so that the Changhe Sword became an innate spirit sword, which accompanied Li Niu left and right, rampant in the world, and fought the sword world.
"Don't worry, Xiaobai, you follow me, I will take you to the pinnacle of martial arts and kill invincible opponents all over the world......" Jiang Li snorted in a funny way in order to relieve the depressing atmosphere.
"Don't brag, practice hard, don't let down Uncle Ben for some hard work." Xiaobai tilted his head and scolded in the tone of an elder, but no matter how it pretended to be mature, its cute form still couldn't change.
"By the way, Xiaobai, my sister is still seriously injured and lying next to her? Do you have a way to heal her injuries? Jiang Li put aside the topic and asked with a frown, when he was recognized by the Changhe Sword, although others seemed to have no breath at all, but in fact, his divine thoughts were always lingering on the martial arts arena at that time, knowing what happened in the end, he knew that it was Lin Hai who appeared in the end and saved the Jiang family.
"You can only figure out how to do this, in order to save you, I have just recovered a little strength for many years and it has been exhausted." Xiaobai said helplessly, his expression was a little melancholy, it was rare not to smell and be beautiful.
"I'm tired, I'm going to sleep for a while, don't look for me if you have something, don't look for me if you're fine. If there is something good to eat, I will naturally wake up. Xiaobai didn't wait for Jiang Li to reply, and disappeared into a streamer.
Jiang Li shouted a few times, but he didn't hear Xiao Bai's reply, so his divine thoughts also withdrew from the internal space of the Changhe Sword and returned to reality.
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"Jiang Li, you can't die...... You have cultivated to a high strength, killing the great genius of the Chen family, what a beautiful scenery, you have to wake up......"
As soon as Jiang Li's mind returned to reality, he heard a crying voice, he opened his eyes and looked, and suddenly saw Jiang Ning's little fat man sitting on the edge of the bed, he kept wiping his tears, crying silently.
"Jiang Li, as long as you wake up, when we go to the dining hall to eat in the future, I won't snatch your chicken legs and eat them again......"
The more Jiang Ning cried, the more outrageous it became, the more he talked about it, and even told him about peeking at the maid taking a bath with Jiang Li when he was a child, which made Jiang Li have a black line.
"I said, little fat man, why are you crying? Is your little flower ignoring you again? Jiang Li opened his big eyes, glared at Jiang Ning angrily, and said with a smile. Xiaohua is Jiang Ning's maid, but she is not cold to Jiang Ning, she has a cold face all day long, and the little fat man grinds her teeth all day long, vowing to conquer her, so that she is as passionate as fire and gentle as water for him.
But the little fat man tossed for two whole years, and the maid was still cold to him, and ignored him all day long, so angry that the little fat man was helpless and very distressed.
He and Jiang Ning, the little fat man, are the best partners, and they used to play together almost without leaving Meng, and of course they know the little secrets of the little fat man very well.
"Wow...... Jiang Li, you're really awake. Hearing Jiang Li's voice, the little fat man suddenly raised his head, and when he saw Jiang Li's evil smile, he was extremely excited.
"I thought I'd never see you again...... Jiang Ning said sadly, his whole face was pulled towards Jiang Li, and Jiang Li stood up in fright, his face was pale, and he said with an angry face: "Little fat man, you have saliva and snot on your face, don't come close to me, otherwise I won't be done with you." ”
"Huh...... It's okay, we are good brothers, we are blessed to share, I said, my saliva and snot are the eternal spiritual liquid, as soon as you get wet, the injuries in your body will be healed. The little fat man laughed as he spoke, ran to Jiang Li, so angry that Jiang Li jumped to his feet, and said anxiously: "Little fat man, don't make trouble, what's the situation outside?" Also, how is my father? ”
"Jiang Li, are you really okay?" When Jiang Ning heard Jiang Li's words, he really didn't make trouble.
"It's okay, it's back to normal." Jiang Li responded casually, he walked to his sister Jiang Yao's bedside on the side, and looked at his sister's pale beauty. He blamed himself a little, if he hadn't been nosy at that time and rushed back in time, then his sister would not have been seriously injured by Chen Tao, damaging the dantian in her body, and her cultivation would have been lost.
"Hey, Jiang Li, why don't you have momentum? What about your martial arts cultivation? The little fat man Jiang Ning suddenly discovered an incredible situation and screamed loudly.
"I'm dizzy, my cultivation is introverted, okay?" Jiang Li shook his head helplessly, and a burst of vitality was pushed out, pressing the little fat man to the ground, making the little fat man's eyes widen in shock, and his lower pi was about to be skimmed.
In fact, Jiang Li doesn't know much about his own situation, his current strength is not in the dantian, but in the blood vessels, in the hundreds of awakened blood vessels, the energy is boiling like a dragon, like a spacious stream, and the water is flowing.
Jiang Li exuded his thoughts, entered his sister's body to check the injury, her face became more and more ugly, her sister's injury was even worse than he imagined, the dantian was broken, and the five abdomen and six organs were burned by the power of thunder and lightning, Jiang Li had the ability to wake her up, but he was afraid that after his sister woke up, he would not be able to face the cruel reality, after all, in the martial arts world, a person who has lost his martial arts cultivation is equivalent to life is worse than death, just like he was on the battle platform, and was destroyed by Wu Tian with the Sangong Pill.
"Sister Yao, is she okay?" The little fat man saw the melancholy on Jiang Li's face and asked out loud.
"It's okay, sister, she was ruined by Chen Tao's bastard, let her rest for some time, and she will naturally wake up." Jiang Li said nonsense to the little fat man, shook his head and sighed, secretly thinking that he could only let his sister sleep for a while, let her rest well, and find a way to treat his sister later.
"The Chen family, the Wang family, the Li family...... And the City Lord's Mansion, one day I will make you regret it. Jiang Li's eyes were red, and he gritted his teeth, revealing a touch of murderous aura. Thinking that the patriarch uncle was killed by those people in order to protect his life, his heart trembled, such a big revenge, he will be avenged one day.
Jiang Li has a strong killing intention, and the whole person is like an out-of-body sword, which can kill people in the middle of nowhere.
Airplanes!
The majestic killing intent momentum bounced Jiang Ning's fertile little body up and fell to the ground, screaming loudly in pain.
"Jiang Li, are you okay?" The little fat man looked at Jiang Li's blood-red eyes, and couldn't help but tremble, cold sweat broke out, that look was too terrifying, like a general who slaughtered thousands of troops, terrifying, and murderous intent.
When Jiang Li heard Jiang Ning's voice, he immediately came back to his senses from his emotions, and the killing intent in his body quickly dissipated, returning to his normal appearance.
"Little fat man, you look scared like that, are you okay?" Jiang Li stretched out his hand and pulled up Jiang Ning, who was sitting on the ground, and said with a joking smile.
"You...... You ......" The little fat man's cheeks were a little crimson, and he couldn't describe Jiang Li's terrifying momentum just now.
"Okay, little fat man, don't grind, you go back first, I'll go to the council hall to find my father." Jiang Li patted Jiang Ning on the shoulder and walked out of the room.
"Huh! Jiang Li, I don't think I told you that Elder Jiang Ling is in the council hall, right? You just woke up, how did you know he went to the council chamber? The little fat man followed behind Jiang Li and asked curiously.
Jiang Li stopped, turned to look at Jiang Ning, and said to him in a very affirmative tone: "I said little fatty, you must have been transformed into a woman, otherwise how could you be so gossipy?" Otherwise, if you marry me as a concubine, your husband will definitely love you as a heart and liver baby in the future, and warm your little heart......"
Jiang Li smiled lustfully as he spoke, and walked towards the little fat man. This frightened the little fat man's face turned pale and kept retreating. In the end, I couldn't stand Jiang Li's offensive, so I was so scared that I ran away.
"Oh, my mother, you disgusting dead glass." The little fat man's face turned green with fright, and he staggered away in a panic.
"Haha......"
The embarrassed appearance of the little fat man running away made Jiang Li raise his head and laugh dryly, and then walked towards a path leading to the Jiang family's chamber.