Evening.

The sunset is rippling.

Jiaomen East, Zhang Ye's small home rented a house.

Standing in the open kitchen, Zhang Ye made a phone call with his mobile phone between his face and shoulders, kept busy cooking in his hands, poured the semi-finished fish-flavored shredded pork he had just bought from the supermarket into the pot, added seasonings, and tossed blindly with a shovel.

Zhang Ye: "Mom." ”

"It's still waiting for you to eat." The mother on the other side of the phone said.

"Didn't I text you?" Zhang Ye said.

Mother: "I just saw it, haven't been home for a few days?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, I live in the corner door first, my friend has been out for a while, I help her take care of the child, hey, don't mention it, I will be angry when I mention this, today this bear child was invited to the parents, I went to the school to receive people, those teachers are called a batch of me, I am embarrassed, hum, seeing these children now, I already have a psychological shadow, Yan zhòng hit the positive enthusiasm of my buddies to get married and have children in the future, if my children are so disobedient in the future, I will not be tired to death." ”

The mother pouted and said, "I don't even have a partner, but I still want to have a child?" ”

Zhang Ye smiled: "Don't provoke me, I will bring you a daughter-in-law one day, if you are too beautiful, don't scare you when the time comes, you should be mentally prepared first." ”

Mom said, "You can blow the sky." ”

Zhang Ye said: "You will know if it is bragging-you will know later." ”

Mom said, "Okay, Mom is waiting to see." ”

"I won't say it, Mom, let's cook." Zhang Ye took a shovel to pull vegetables.

Mom said, "Hey, can you still cook?" The dish is cooked, don't spoil it for your child. ”

"Yes." Zhang Ye hung up the phone, turned around and threw the phone into a clean place on the top of the refrigerator, and then took a chopstick and tasted the saltiness.

Chen Chen sat on the sofa, his little face was very heavy, "Zhang Ye, I'm hungry." ”

Zhang Ye snorted: "What's the hurry, wait." ”

Chenchen's stomach has been screaming for a long time, she fought with the teacher at noon, and she didn't eat much later, "Zhang Ye! I am hungry! Zhang Ye! I am hungry! ”

"Urgently, it's coming!" Zhang Ye turned off the heat, served the dishes, and served the plates.

Chenchen didn't wait for him, he picked up the chopsticks and ate them, and after swallowing a bite, her small mouth pouted inadvertently, "Zhang Ye, it's not delicious." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Is there one? ”

"It's not tasty." Chenchen affirmed.

Zhang Ye tasted it, "Isn't it good?" So he filled two bowls of rice, sat down, picked up the chopsticks and ate very fragrantly, "You Uncle Zhang, I have this skill and level, some of them are good to eat, they must be cooked, and they are not poisonous." As he spoke, he sandwiched two large chopsticks for Chenchen and threw them into her bowl with a big grin, "Hurry up and eat, your aunt will definitely not come back this week, and it may not be possible next week, you just follow me first, we can make do with it, if you can't order takeout or buy some quick-frozen dumplings tomorrow." ”

Chenchen hesitated for a long time before reluctantly moving his chopsticks to eat vegetables.

Zhang Ye said while eating: "Since I take care of you these days, then you have to listen to me, let's first make three chapters of the law, first, you must eat on time and in accordance with the amount every day, so as to save your aunt from seeing you lose weight after she comes back, it is time to say that I didn't take good care of you, second, you must write your homework on time and on time after eating every day, if you don't have homework or finish writing, you also have to review your homework and read books, and it will end at eight o'clock, your homeroom teacher and a few classroom teachers scolded me today, I can't even raise my head when I say it, you fight for me, Don't ask the teacher to invite me to school at that time, well, and the third, I have to go to bed before ten o'clock, and I can't watch cartoons too late. Do you hear that? ”

Chenchen was silent.

Zhang Ye looked at her, "What about you?" Do you hear that? ”

Chenchen hummed ignorantly.

Zhang Ye is satisfied, the landlord and aunt are not there, and he must have to shoulder all the responsibilities of taking care of the children, not only have to take care of food and drink, but also have to take care of Chenchen's study and extracurricular life.

Meal.

"Go, do your homework."

"Oh."

"Don't just go, you're going to go."

“…… Oh. ”

Chen Chen sat down on the sofa at Zhang Ye's house, took out her small schoolbag and unlocked it, took out a book and pencil eraser, and began to write her homework slowly.

Zhang Ye is also slowly and leisurely dragging in the kitchen to wash dishes, he hasn't done housework for a long time, he really doesn't want to change, laziness is a rhythm, once you enter this rhythm, it is difficult to get out, Zhang Ye is like this now, Lao Wu takes care of him everywhere, at his parents' house, his parents generally don't let him work, he hasn't lived alone for a long time, and he is really not used to it.

After brushing the bowl, Zhang Ye glanced at her in the past, and when he saw that there was actually a line written on her homework book, he suddenly said angrily: "What are you doing for so long?" ”

Chenchen said: "Write homework." ”

Zhang Ye: "Why is it so slow?" ”

"Zhang Ye." Chenchen pushed the notebook to him, "You help me write it." ”

Zhang Ye glared, "Write it yourself, I won't even let you watch the cartoon if I don't finish writing it for a while, and you will sleep for me when the time comes." Then he ignored her, leaned back on the bed, and turned on the TV to watch the news.

CCTV News......

Entertainment News......

He watched it with relish, Zhang Ye was not very interested in the news in the past, and felt bored, but after aiming for a star, he began to love watching these, and some of them were also because of work needs, he had to keep abreast of social hotspots and current affairs at all times, and grasp the pulse of the times.

Chenchen held the pencil and looked up, "Zhang Ye, you made a noise to me." ”

Zhang Ye took the remote control impatiently, "I'll turn off the sound and write yours." ”

Chenchen: "It's still noisy." ”

Zhang Ye turned off his voice again, "It's okay now." ”

"It's still noisy, Zhang Ye, you turned off the TV." Chenchen said unhappily.

Zhang Ye smacked his lips and had to turn off the TV, "I wrote my homework for a long time before I held back a fart, there are quite a lot of things, it's okay, it's off." ”

Chenchen continued to write his homework.

Zhang Ye looked left and right, he could only take out his mobile phone to swipe Weibo, and after flipping through it for a while, he saw that the arithmetic problem he came out of today in the real yàn second elementary school was actually thrown on Weibo, and it also caused a lot of heated discussions in the afternoon, and the response was great, which Zhang Ye did not expect, but think about it, when these strange questions on his earth first came out, they also caused a lot of discussion on the Internet, and the movement was very big, but later everyone got used to it and didn't feel that there was anything, and on this earth today, This kind of strange "brain-burning" topic has not yet appeared, and most of the teaching topics here are some more traditional and regular arithmetic problems, naturally, Zhang Ye's "new arithmetic problems" have aroused a lot of people's interest and attention.

And denounce him?

On Weibo, many people are still screaming, as if Zhang Ye's elementary school arithmetic problems in the afternoon have hurt the self-esteem of adults like them, and they are all shouting to get back to the field!

"@张烨!"

"Teacher Zhang, come out for me!"

"Zhang Ye, you lack great virtue!"

"One more question! I don't believe it! ”

"Yes, we'll be able to answer that this time!"

"If you have the ability, you can do another elementary school arithmetic problem! I was careless before! As a result, my girlfriend laughed at me for an afternoon! Say that my IQ is not as good as that of a primary school student! I'm! ”

"That question is a trick, it's too confusing, in fact, if you really know this, no matter what the question is, it's no problem, as long as it's an elementary school arithmetic problem."

"That's right, if you limit elementary school arithmetic, then it's clear at a glance."

There are those who call for battle, and there are those who make noise.

Teacher Su Na from the Chinese Department of Peking University also stood up and commented, "I built Teacher Zhang to simply open a meager class and send more elementary school arithmetic problems to open everyone's eyes." ”

Zhang Ye had nothing to do when he was idle, so he immediately replied to Suna, "Okay." ”

So, Zhang Ye opened a Weibo, "In response to everyone's requests and challenges, open one today" Zhang Ye lecture hall', I will share a few questions, the old rules, I promise that it must still be a primary school arithmetic problem, and it is basically the second grade of primary school or the third grade of the question level, let's see who can answer, the time limit is an hour, if all the people who answer correctly, I can also add a little color, if the number of people is large, the lottery will give the prize, if the number is small, everyone will have a prize, I want my signature is OK, my calligraphy can also be, it's easy to talk, hehe. ”

When netizens heard it, they all came!

"Wow! And the prizes? ”

"Zhang Ye's calligraphy is very good!"

"Great! Ask you! I can't wait! ”

"Count me in!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!"

At this time, Brother Dadao, who had not appeared for a long time, also appeared, "My Dadao is hungry and thirsty again!" Get out of the question! Math is my forte! ”

Yao Jiancai also appeared, "Come again?" ”

Meager certification is that a teacher in the Department of Mathematics of Peking University has also appeared, this is Zhang Ye's colleague, but Zhang Ye has never taken a class in the Department of Mathematics, and he is not familiar with him, anyway, Zhang Ye definitely doesn't know him just by name, but he should have met. I saw him say, "I'll try it too." ”

The math teachers of Peking University have all been blown up??

As a result, many students from the Chinese Department of Peking University and the Department of Mathematics also came, all eager to try to solve the problem, many of them did not catch up with the afternoon question for the first time, and when they found that Dean Pan was meager and this question was warmed up, they had already seen the answer first, so they didn't have time to think, so many people didn't think how difficult this topic was, after all, it was at the elementary school level!

Kill people from all walks of life!

has the popularity of the previous strange questions, gimmicks, and exciting methods, as well as reward gifts, many Weibo users came to watch, I want to see what other elementary school arithmetic problems Zhang Ye can make, I want to see how strange Zhang Ye's questions can be, it won't be more tricky than the previous question, right?

1,000 people......

5,000 people......

10,000 ......

Tens of thousands of netizens have joined in the fun, the topic has not yet come out, and the number of retweets has already exceeded 3,000, the scene is very spectacular, everyone is crazy and wants to try their skills! None of them believe in evil!