258_Yaba's father

Although the eldest of the three brothers is a young man, his experience is still shallow. However, he is born with a lively mind and a clever mouth. Good words come when you open your mouth, and you have won the love of relatives and friends since you were a child.

As the saying goes, three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, and the loss of the mouth is also a kind of ability, who doesn't like to hear good words in the world?

This is true in the world, and it is also true in the cultivation world. The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient. Nowadays, the way of the world is changing, and people are also changing, but vanity remains the same.

Not to mention how the three brothers stepped into the cultivation world, with the clever mouth of the old man, his mouth is sharp, it can be said that he is very popular, and he has a lot of tricks, and he eats all over the world, and there is no unfavorable trend.

The old man is a strange person, and at this time, he saw two sycophants on the auction table bypassing him and deliberately putting himself last. My heart is like a mirror, and I know that this is intentional. It must have ulterior motives, nothing more than jealousy.

The monk said the same, full of righteousness, and compassion, he is a master, so he doesn't have to worry. But that filthy Taoist priest's behavior is profligate, and he is even more small-bellied, which must be ill-intentioned.

The newly promoted strange man squinted at the monk and the Taoist priest, and the two of them had already been divided into three, six, nine and so on, and the Taoist chief was honored to be the lowest.

Seeing the two masters walking towards him, his face was full of smiles. The old man couldn't help but be secretly vigilant in his heart, but his face was silent, and he couldn't see the slightest, which was completely different from the previous enemy.

Watching the lively martial arts boss, he saw the two masters come to the old man, and the latter's face did not change and he was calm as usual. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, this guy is worthy of being a Dao wizard, how long has it been since he has grown so much?

"Oh, it's finally my turn, but I don't want to see it, but I can't help it. "Seeing that the monk and the Taoist priest came closer, I knew that the bull's nose was not holding back his fart, and the old man had something to say, so he struck first.

"Amitabha. Monk Lichen saluted with one hand, and his face was still so sincere: "Donor, the soul attack is mysterious, don't be ......."

Before Chen's admonition was finished, he was interrupted by the strange smile of Yun Zhendao next to him: "Gaga, junior, you are the weakest in being present, if you feel that you can't bear it." Then shout loudly Yaba's father, cough cough, you shout loudly to the seniors to stop, and the old way will stop immediately, don't be self-conscious. ”

The term 'Ya Ba Dad' can be said to be a revelation of many secrets. I knew that I had no intention of leaking my mouth, and I wanted to cough a few dry coughs and fool the past, but the words had already been spoken, and strange laughter resounded in the hall, and the old words fell, and the lingering aftermath was still lingering for a long time.

It is conceivable that in addition to the auctioneer being a little confused, there are more than 600 people present, who does not hear it clearly and clearly?

Nowadays, the way of the world has changed, life is more colorful, and people's concepts have also changed. Either intentionally or unintentionally, all in all, one counts as one, and antiques are no exception, who doesn't know where 'Ya Ba Da' comes from?

It looks excusable when you touch it, it's a personal preference, and others can't say anything. But if you shout loudly in front of the public, it will be a violation of morals and customs, and it will even encourage unhealthy tendencies.

How could everyone tolerate this? Suddenly, everyone's eyes all looked at Yun Zhen Lao Dao. Some female warriors are thin-skinned and red-faced. The bold and bold ones are even whistling towards the old way.

The aged warrior looked at Yun Zhen's fang, his face was full of pain, and he looked like 'the world is declining, and the people's hearts are not ancient'.

Qingling Daoist secretly scolded the fool in his heart, with a straight face, and threw the dust in his hands, eager to rush forward and sweep this guy's face.

The martial artist, who was only about thirty years old, looked at the old man with a strange gaze, not only did his predecessors become old and strong, but he had a unique taste.

It's just that the word 'Yaba Daddy' is unusual, and its appeal is too strong. Yun Zhendao said that he just wanted to ridicule the old man and make him angry. The words are full of ridicule, and the words are a little arbitrary.

Usually there is nothing, but there is more of this 'Ya Ba Dad', the style of words changes suddenly, and the meaning of the words is easy to be thought of crooked to the west sky, the old man of the Buddha listened to his legs tightened, and his mouth called 'Nima is an Amitabha'. What's more, it is a warrior who is not ancient?

Everyone's words and deeds, but in an instant, Yun Zhen Dao knew that he had missed his mouth, and he secretly shouted in his heart, not long after the words fell, he felt that many eyes swept over, and there were whistles, even more than the previous times, and he became the focus of attention, how many times has this been? I can't remember.

After many experiences, the Taoist chief also has a strategy to deal with. Ignore it as if there is no such thing. I also learn from the bald donkey, and let my eyes be hot, I will not move, and I will soon disperse.

However, although the old way of thinking is good and the coping strategy is also wonderful, it is unforgivable that God is not beautiful, or it is self-inflicted. ridiculed the juniors, but was found by the old man and took advantage of the situation to play.

I saw that when everyone looked at the old way, this guy jumped up and roared like thunder: "Oh, how can the seniors talk nonsense like this? The kid is not that kind of person, the seniors are interested in going to talk to the two male ducks, they are happy to be here, and they will definitely welcome each other." ”

This guy will act at the right time.

"Quack, Broken Sleeve Daoist, Longyang Daoist. As soon as the words came out, everyone present was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, laughing and cheering.

Yun Zhendao Changquan is air when everyone is in the air, and he is as proud and witty as me, when he heard this, he shook the dust in his hand and almost fell to the ground.

Immediately afterwards, the shouts of the crowd came as scheduled, and their faces couldn't help twitching. This is really stealing chickens and not being able to counter the rice, and it is embarrassing.

Looking at the expressions of everyone in the field, the Longyang Daoist who listened to everyone's shouts, and then there was a detailed explanation of the Yuling Tiger next to him. Where did Boss Wu's 'Yaba Daddy' come from, and he also understood why everyone was so intense.

Squinting at Yun Zhendao, who is not a person inside and out, he couldn't help sighing in his heart, what is the master saying, don't be too complacent about everything, be careful to be happy and sad, otherwise it will be too late to regret it, and it will be fulfilled!

Hearing the broken sleeve Taoist priest, Longyang Dao Chief, and Mandarin Duck Erxiong, Lao Dao counted these people's ancestors for eight lifetimes in his heart, and his words were vicious. Then, with a face full of indifference, the right to fart in front of everyone.

"Juniors, how dare you talk nonsense like this? How can you spread rumors and make trouble in front of everyone? Do you think that the old way is easy to bully?" squinted at the old man, his eyes were not good, and he threw the dust in his hands.

The old man is not yet old, but he also has two brushes. is not a stupid person, he knows the truth of 'hitting people without slapping their faces, scolding people without exposing their shortcomings'.

Besides, his own strength is not good, and the bull's nose has already stepped into the congenital, and he is used to being respected, and he still needs face. Although this guy puts his face on his ass, it no longer exists, but no matter what, others still have to treat it as if they didn't see it, and they still have to smile at each other.

Thinking of this, the old man rolled his eyes, and immediately wrote to the old man: "The seniors don't dare." It's just that the kid misunderstood the meaning of the words. Excited for a while, he didn't choose what to say, and collided with his predecessors.

The predecessor is a Taoist master of Longyunmen, not only gifted and profound, but also a model of martial arts. He is also known as the 'King of Tongue' by the heroes of the world, several times, and the tongue battle is invincible!

The predecessors can be said to be more famous than the sky in our casual cultivation, and the dust is shaken, and the heroes all retreat. There is no one in the world who can compare with the Taoist. I also hope that the seniors have a large number of them, and forgive the boy's offense. ”

The old man is worthy of being a genius, not only does his words praise the old way as rare in the world, but his face is full of admiration, which is very fanatical.

This touting can be described as earth-shattering. More than 600 people present were even more embarrassed, looking at the old man with a strange look in his eyes, and his mouth was amazed, this guy is really extraordinary, regardless of his strength, he can compete with the 'King of Tongue' at this time.

The monk silently recited Amitabha Buddha in his heart, looked at the strange old man, and the compassion on his face could not detect anything, but his eyes revealed that "donor, you are really a fart king, and the poor monk is ashamed of himself."

Several other sycophants looked at the stunned young man who was only thirty years old, and sighed in his heart that Lian was quite old, patting the waves after the horse and the waves before him, and the old man was slapped to death on the beach by this guy. This son will definitely lead the way.

Boss Wu is the ancestor of this way, and his opinion is quite high. I have a completely different opinion from everyone else, and I can't help but sigh in my heart, although the old man is a genius, he is immature early, and he still has a lot of shortcomings.

At the very least, there will be no borrowing, here is the auction, and the auctioneer is the biggest. Dead pigs like Lao Dao are not afraid of boiling water.

You should have the courage to fight the snake with the stick, and if you want to hit it, you will slap your face, and the fight will make a crackling sound, and the fight will be sluggish. It only makes sense to fight to the death. It's a stupid fork to keep your hands on it.

Ignoring someone's heart-wrenching slander, and then looking at the cloud truth, I was complimented by the old man and felt comfortable, a little floating as if in the clouds, and his face looked like 'yes, I'm like this'.

This guy twisted three strands of long hair in his hands, flicked the dust from side to side, his face was full of seriousness, and he preached the Tao lightly from time to time.

However, Lao Dao didn't stay drunk for long before he felt that something was wrong. This fang is cunning and cunning, if there are really a few brushes, this compliment is earth-shattering, and he even takes the opportunity to praise others, and he does not forget to make a name for himself, how can the Taoist be led by your nose?

Thinking of this, he squinted at the old man: "You are really capable, with sharp teeth and sharp mouths, you dare to fool your predecessors......?"

"Amitabha. Before he finished speaking, the loud Buddha horn of the dust monk sounded. Blink of an eye to look at Daoist Yun Zhen: "Daoist Chief, don't forget about other people's trust in a little thing, it's still important to get down to business." ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable. Yun Zhendao shook the dust and bowed slightly: "What the master said is reasonable, no matter what else matters, it is still important to get down to business." ”

Turning his eyes to look at the old man, Quack smiled strangely: "Quack, boy, you still have to fall into my hands, see where you are fleeing?"

Monk Lichen squinted at the old man, his eyes full of disdain. Blinking his eyes to the old man: "Donor, if you feel that you can't take it, you must not do it, and it will not be good if you hurt your soul." ”

"Thank you for telling me!" the old man folded his hands, his face was full of piety, and he bowed to the dust monk. The master smiled cutely, with a look of 'donor, you have a relationship with my Buddha', so frightened that the old man immediately let go, smiled at the monk, and smiled brightly.