462 True and False Southern Hades
After passing this last level, the Emperor dragged his tired body and continued to walk, because the end was just ahead. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Finally came to an end, the emperor thought that he would soon be able to meet the person who wanted to teach him to practice, but what he didn't expect was that the end of the place was empty, and there was nothing! The emperor looked left and west, and he didn't see a single figure, only endless clouds
"Ahh Make no mistake! There's nothing here, huh? The Great Hades can't be a lie! Where is the person here who will teach me to practice? "The Emperor is completely dumbfounded!
It seemed that he couldn't believe all this in front of him, and the emperor also deliberately flew into the air to look for it, and after looking for a while, he saw that there was an upside-down mountain in front of him, and the mountain looked not small!
"Huh? How can there be a mountain floating there? Will the people who teach me practice live on it? Check it out! The self-talking Emperor flew towards the upside-down mountain.
"Wow! There is a house on it, it should be real! When he flew over the upside-down mountain, he saw a small house on it, and he stopped to observe.
"How...... What's going on...... Ah......" The Emperor Emperor, who was observing, suddenly felt an extremely strong suction force and sucked himself down.
"Bang!"
The emperor fell to the ground in embarrassment.
"Ouch...... What the hell is this place? Why was it sucked off all of a sudden? And the body is as heavy as iron! The fallen Emperor was about to get up, but he found that his body seemed to be pressed against something extremely heavy, and it took him a lot of effort to get up.
Then, with heavy steps, he walked slowly towards the house, and suddenly, a black gorilla appeared in front of the emperor.
"Hmm...... Is this the senior who is going to teach me how to practice? Although it's a little ugly, it should be very powerful......" Seeing the appearance of the gorilla, Emperor Jun Yu muttered in his heart, and then greeted the gorilla politely: "Hello, my name is Emperor Junyu, I came here to learn cultivation from you!" ”
However, the gorilla didn't seem to understand the emperor's words at all, so he just raised his hands above his head, then turned around and walked away step by step!
The emperor was puzzled for a while, and asked, "Master, what are you doing?" Isn't it time to start practicing now? ”
The gorilla still ignored the emperor.
"Shouldn't I be asked to follow its movements?" Emperor Yu muttered this in his heart, and then he also learned to be like a gorilla and walked step by step.
"Why is the ground here so strange, and why is it so difficult to move after coming here......" The emperor thought to himself while learning from the gorilla.
"Hey! What are you doing? Suddenly, a deep voice rang out.
"Huh?" The Emperor turned his head and saw a fat old man in a black robe with wide sleeves, and on top of his head there were two things that looked like grasshopper tentacles.
"You? Are you ......?" the Emperor asked suspiciously.
"Huh...... I am...... Well...... Dark...... Dark...... King of the South Hades! The fat old man who answered the question made a very funny look.
"Huh? Southern Hades? That...... Then what is ......," the Emperor asked, gesturing at the gorilla.
"It? My name is Little Monkey, my pet! The Southern Hades replied.
"Ah...... That's right...... No wonder something is wrong...... "Emperor Jun Yu didn't expect that he would make such a big oolong, and he actually thought that a spirit pet was the one who wanted to teach him to practice, and he was really embarrassed to go home!"
"It's you who is wrong, right? Ha! This joke just now is really level! It's okay, just laugh if you want! The King of the South Hades said again.
"Huh? What to laugh at? "The emperor is the second monk who is confused.
"Too nervous to hear? What a hassle! Then I'll tell you another joke! As he spoke, the Southern Hades searched in his mind for a joke to tell, and after a while, he searched for a joke.
"Ahem, ahem! The stars in the sky do not sleep...... Hahaha! It's so much fun! With just one sentence, the King of the Southern Hades himself couldn't stand up with a straight laugh!
"Uh...... Is it? Funny? "The emperor is dumbfounded, honestly, what kind of joke is this? I don't understand how this old man laughs like this!
......Seeing that the emperor didn't laugh, the Southern Hades King had no choice but to stop laughing, and then asked, "What are you here for?" ”
"Oh! I wanted to cultivate here in Hades! The emperor replied honestly.
"You'd better go back! No sense of humor at all! I won't teach you! I don't want to teach someone who doesn't have a sense of humor! You're going to suffocate yourself! "The King of the South Hades said.
"Huh? Hahahaha! It's funny, it's funny! Hades is truly admirable! I've never heard such a funny joke! "The emperor and queen reacted consciously, he figured it out, it turned out that this Southern Hades King was a funny old man! However, in order to practice, I can only find a way to meet him!
"Huh...... Interesting! You're so slow! "The King of the South Hades said.
"Now, can you teach me?" Emperor Jun Yu asked.
"Hmm...... Practice...... No problem...... But you'll have to pass my test first...... I'm a genius at jokes! You amused me by telling a joke, and I'll teach you! "The Southern Hades King is out of the question.
"Huh? Let me tell jokes? "Make no mistake! This makes the old man even let himself tell jokes!
"How...... Scared? If you don't have two times, don't try to amuse me! The King of the South Hades said again.
"Hmm...... Well...... "The emperor is wondering what kind of joke to tell to amuse him!"
"Looks like I'm stumped on you...... Forget it, you better go back! Seeing that the emperor couldn't tell a joke for a long time, the King of the South Hades also made a gesture of invitation.
"Grandpa came from his grandson!" Emperor Jun Yu suddenly said such a sentence!
"Grandpa is ...... Came from the grandson...... Hahahaha...... "After reading it once, the King of the South Hades clutched his stomach and laughed.
"Hey...... That's a funny joke, isn't it? "Actually, it's not funny at all, but it's still okay to deceive this funny old man!
"Not bad! You're amazing! Professional joke tellers, right? Okay, I've decided to teach you, the funniest jokes to you! The King of the Southern Hades, who had laughed enough, still said while wiping his sweat with a sweat towel. (Markor Literature)