Chapter 30-2 The Method of Emperor Haret
The personnel of the combat command center of the naval base in Guam were dumbfounded. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
What kind of plane is this? The angle of this climb is too tricky, this is almost 90 degrees. At this angle, you can fly so fast, this is all in time for the Hercules rocket.
"What? Eight times the speed of sound? Can the president stand it? I haven't been trained as an aeronautist, so be careful of bursting blood vessels in my brain. ”
"General Steiger, are you sure this is Air Force One? It's not a Soyuz cargo ship. I heard that they are also going to launch in the next two days. ”
Soon after, one by one, the missiles lost power, fell from a high altitude and smashed into the ocean.
Not only the people at the Guam Naval Base were surprised, but the intelligence networks of various countries were also confused.
The director of the British Global Radar Station asked his subordinates suspiciously: "What kind of planes are our friends from the Lynx Country doing?" What kind of rocket did they launch? ”
Observer reported: "I don't know, this thing seems to be big anyway, and it's still separate." Well, it looks like there are more than a hundred split engines, discretely discrete, and now they are detached, and in front of them it seems to be a new type of space shuttle. ”
The director of the radar station was curious: "When did they work on the new space shuttle?" Why haven't we heard anything at all? ”
The subordinates were angry: "They are always self-righteous and don't share information with us at all, and I don't think we need to treat them like before." ”
The prime minister of the plaster country rejoiced when he received the information: "Our allies are really powerful, and they have fired new weapons." Hurry up and send a congratulatory telegram, warm congratulations, be sure to warm congratulations. Buy, hurry up and get in touch, be sure to find a way to buy it. What the? Impossible to sell to us? You're a rice bucket. Be careful that I bag you. Whether to buy or not is a matter of attitude, and whether you can buy it is a technical issue. You idiot. ”
"Okay, okay, okay, hurry up and flatten the plane, flatten, you idiot."
Yuan Qidong slapped the driver while slowly adjusting the anti-gravity core back to the normal range. With the help of the Earth's gravity, the nose of the plane finally came down and everything was normal.
Finally out of danger.
Yuan Qidong walked out of the cockpit and saw that the people in the cabin were all looking at him with adoring eyes.
"I'm sorry, I used a little too much force just now, so I didn't scare you." Yuan Qidong said with a smile, but there was no trace of embarrassment.
The plane's radio was never turned off, and everyone heard the conversation between him and the pilot, and knowing that the missile attack had been successfully dodged, everyone was indescribably happy.
Jin Hui suddenly began to applaud, this is from the bottom of his heart, he escaped death. Immediately afterward, there was a round of applause from the cabin.
Zhuang Weiqiang's humble voice sounded: "The boss is mighty, long live the boss." I thought I was going to die in heaven, thank you boss for saving my life. Boss, you are my reborn parents, you are my real father. ”
You said that Zhuang Weiqiang is such a big old man, his hair is gray, and he can actually say such fleshy words, this shamelessness is simply unprecedented.
Du Xiaomei jumped over: "Brother Donggua, I felt like I was on a roller coaster just now, it was so exciting and fun." I still want it, I still want it, I still want it, well......"
Zhuang Weiqiang was full of excitement, he was most afraid of death, and shouted: "Mom, you still want a fart, you want to kill us......"
Du Xiaomei was not happy, picked up a hammer and knocked it on Zhuang Weiqiang's head: "Who do you call Mom?" Well? Are you looking for a fight? Am I that old? You old immortal thing. ”
This hammer is still Charry Bear's, Du Xiaomei looked at it and asked for it, she had a good pistol, but she was forced to use it for smashing walnuts, and now it is quite easy to smash old things.
Zhuang Weiqiang knew that the relationship between Du Xiaomei and Yuan Qidong was very close, of course he didn't dare to offend her, so he let him beat him, and he didn't forget to return the favor: "Sister Xiaomei." Actually, you should be happy when I call you mom, I call the boss daddy, isn't it right to call you mom. ”
Du Xiaomei was playing happily, and when she heard the old thing say this, she was even happier, and she couldn't close her mouth. After two more hits, he swooped and hid in the corner, covering his face and laughing.
At this time, Harlie Huang climbed down from the wall at the back of the plane, took off his leather shoes and began to beat his bodyguards, scolding and beating as he scolded.
When he learned that the missiles were coming, Harlie Huang had other ideas, so he didn't wear a seat belt. But before he could implement his idea, the plane began to climb high. No one expected that the angle of climbing was so big, and Emperor Harry's old arms and legs were not stable at all, and he slipped to the back of the cabin, and almost fell to his death.
The bodyguard looked at it and didn't protect the boss well, this is his own dereliction of duty. That's not good, after going back this time, deducting the salary is a trivial matter, and if you don't do it, your head will be gone.
The bodyguard hurriedly unbuckled his seat belt and prepared to help the boss. As a result, at this time, the plane was constantly rising, the angle was tilting more and more sharply, and it shook violently, so that the bodyguard fell directly from the middle, and his butt was sitting on the head of Emperor Harry.
The plane was pulled up at an 80-degree elevation angle, plus acceleration, and the posture of the two people was basically fixed until the plane was re-leveled.
In this process, Emperor Harrye's head was shrouded in the bodyguard's big buttocks, almost suffocating the old man to death.
The bodyguard tried to change his posture bravely, but he forced out a fart. This fart was not wasted at all, it was quickly absorbed by Emperor Harry, who had difficulty breathing, and although the old man was saved from being suffocated, he was almost smoked to death.
His old man was annoyed and angry, and as soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he bit the buttocks of the bodyguard, and the bodyguard was so angry that he fainted.
You said these grievances, with the identity and temper of Emperor Harry, can he not retaliate, the soles of his shoes are all glued.
When the fight was inextricable, the big horn on the plane sounded, or the pilot's voice:
"Oh no. All the engines stalled. Our height is too high, and now the engines are all frozen, and we're going to fall. Archmage, hurry up. Archmage ......"
Yuan Qidong was shocked, and his head suddenly became a few laps.
He did a quick mental calculation, and the current height was estimated to be more than 30,000 meters. It's early in the morning, and it's the coldest time, and it's estimated to be minus 50 degrees outside. If you don't freeze, you'll be out of the way. It seems that there is a lot of bad luck.
Emperor Harlie walked over with his shoes, and he shouted angrily, "Can it be repaired?" Start the spare engine. He said as he pulled two teeth from the soles of his shoes.
The door of the cockpit was not closed, and the driver outside heard the conversation clearly: "It can't be repaired, there are a total of eight engines, and they are all frozen." Now it's more than 50 degrees below zero, and even if we fall to the ground, the ice bumps on the engine won't melt. The plane is lowering altitude, archmage hurry up and think of a way, hurry up and do it, or you will smack me twice. ”
The driver doesn't want to die. He can be regarded as believing in Zhou Xiaolong's Grand Mage, and now that Zhou Xiaolong doesn't pump him twice, his plane will not be easy to drive.
Emperor Harlie was tormented by this series of life and death crises, and he was about to go crazy. What a precious person he is, he is an emperor, and he actually wants to enjoy the threat of death with you little people, hum, I won't play with you.
"Master Zhou. Can you fix the plane? If it can be fixed, I will agree to your marriage to my daughter, and they will agree. While asking Yuan Qidong, Emperor Harlie also looked at Alessandro Jr. and his uncle Joseph.
The two of them were frightened and nodded hurriedly. What is it to compare with this old man now, agree, completely agree, agree so that you don't fall to death.
Yuan Qidong was silent, he was thinking about what to do to avoid the crash of the plane and the death of people.
Seeing that Yuan Qidong didn't say anything, Emperor Harlie added another sentence: "If you are not satisfied, I will send you another billion yuan red envelope, which will be regarded as a dowry for my daughter." ”
Yuan Qidong originally wanted to say that he wanted to give it a try, but Emperor Harlie's second sentence provoked him. Hmph, you old man, although he is my cheap father-in-law, he actually coaxed me with a billion yuan red envelope, this is looking down on me, what is such a little money for? It's not enough for me to tip.
In fact, money is a trivial matter, the key is attitude, which is obviously using yourself as a servant. By the way, play a joke with him, scare and scare him, and let him see himself honest next time.
"I won't fix it, I can't fix it. But I can fall with you. ”
Emperor Harlie was originally just asking casually. Now is the moment of life and death crisis, how can there be any delay, the opportunity is fleeting. The plane lost power, and now it can barely keep its balance, and as the plane gradually stalls, it will soon fall to the ground.
Emperor Harlie said to one of his bodyguards, "Hurry up and prepare, it seems that I am going to leave first." ”
The bodyguard didn't speak, opened a suitcase, and took out a bulging thing from it for Emperor Harlie to wear.
At this time, the co-pilot suddenly shouted: "This is the Thor life-saving system, he wants to parachute to escape." ”