The ghost standing behind the circle should have died in a car accident, his head was smashed, and the remaining half of his face was simply bloody and blurry, making people want to turn their stomachs when they saw it. Huoran? Wen???.? ｒ ａ?ｎ?ｅｎ`ｏｒｇ

Yu Su touched me with his elbow and whispered, "This guy is really miserable, his face is rotten!" If you look at his posthumous photo again, it is actually the mortuary who stitched his face little by little, and then patched up the missing places with wax, so it was taken very unnaturally! ”

"Okay, I know a lot!" I snorted and said casually.

Yu Su smiled proudly, stretched out his finger and pointed to his nose, and said with a proud face, "That's nature!" Sister, I've been dead for more than a year, so naturally I have seen a lot more than you! You should study hard! Walk! ”

Yu Su took my hand violently and pulled me in the direction of the spirit shed.

"Hey, what?" I asked hurriedly, holding myself back from being pulled away by her.

Yu Su turned his head and glared at me, Xiumei stood up, her eyes wide and she shouted at me, "What else can you do, grab the tribute!" ”

I looked at the table in the mourning shed, there were really a lot of things on it, and there was a big box underneath, which was stacked with chickens, ducks, fish, steamed buns, flowers, dumplings, noodles, pastries and snacks......

"What are you doing, grabbing, grabbing? Could it be that we have become ghosts, and we can still eat those that can't? I said dismissively.

Seriously, since I became a ghost, I feel like my sense of taste has disappeared, I don't feel hungry at all, I don't have anything to eat, and I don't feel at all when I see the tempting delicious food on the table and underneath.

"We don't eat anymore, but we also need to absorb incense and food spirit! If you don't have anything to suck after a long time, you will feel bored and can't even float! Yu Su explained.

"Then, let's go buy it, what are we doing robbing people?" I grinned, "When I was a man, I was a little obedient who kept to myself, but now that I am a ghost, how can I rob other people's things!" ”

"Cut ......" Yu Su glanced at me with disdain, the corners of her lips were slightly raised, she looked at me coldly, swept up and down, and said, "Buy?" Do you have any money? After you died, did your family burn you paper money? You don't have a dime on you, and you buy a fart! ”

"Money...... That didn't! I said in frustration, and the stall hand said, "Then we can't rob people!" You can't beat it to earn it! ”

"You know what a! You shit! Coward! Don't be too naïve, okay! Yu Su immediately scolded me, her eyes were round angrily, her hands were on her waist, she raised her feet and kicked on the steps, looked at me condescendingly, pressed me violently, pressed me down slowly, grabbed her ears with both hands, and listened to her reprimand with a pitiful look!

"Idiot! Idiot! Pig's head Ah San! I'm so mad at you! Do you know that here, if there is no family to burn paper money for you, and the family reads your name and asks you to collect money, where are you going to make money! We are fundamentally different from the yang world here, the world here is the law of the jungle, the open and the dark! The rules here are whoever is great, who is the boss, and whoever is rich is great! Just a lonely ghost like you who doesn't even know how to die, and you don't have a dime on you, how can you pay taxes to the ghost boss? If you don't pay taxes, do you know you're going to be miserable? ”

Yu Su yelled at me, originally looking at her little girl, innocent, cute and cute, who knew that now her original form was revealed, it turned out to be an out-and-out female man!

"Yes, how miserable is it?" I stood up from her condescending oppression, straightened up and stood in front of her, face to face with her, I am seven or eight meters tall, she is estimated to be in her early sixties, a head shorter than me, her head is on my shoulders, my tall body has formed a lot of pressure in front of her, I bowed my head and asked her, "Who are you scaring about, isn't it just a boss of the hell, why do you have to pay taxes to it?" If I don't pay it, what can it do to me? ”

"You still dare to murder me?" Yu Su raised his head suddenly, raised his eyes to look at me, stretched out his slender fingers like bamboos, and poked at my shoulder socket again and again, his face was even more fierce than me, "The lonely ghosts and wild ghosts in this place, if you don't go to the ghost market to pay taxes to the ghost boss, you will be arrested and tortured by the ghost boss!" Knife you up and down the oil pot, prick with a needle and whip you, and finally throw your soul into a deep well, and let you soak in the cold well water and suffer...... Do you know now that you're scared? I ask you, are you feeling chills all over your body, numb scalp, and weak legs? Do you know how scared you are! ”

Her fingers poked at my shoulder socket, and it hurt a lot, I pushed her fingers away, covered my shoulder socket and grinned, "It hurts!" Hurt...... Okay, I'm scared of you! Alas, don't poke it, okay to give some face? ”

Yu Su grabbed my hand suddenly, pulled forward heavily, raised his eyebrows high, and nodded to me with a heroic face, "Hmm! Now the two of us have to work together, grab if we can, grab if we can, and no one will dare to bully us again after helping each other! ”

Although I still didn't want to grab something, I was instantly infected by her passionate words and high emotions, and raised her hand high in response, "Okay! In order to survive in this realm, it is not ...... No, don't be bullied by ghosts, let's work together and work hard! Alas, we are now a combination, do you want to give our combination a name first? There is also momentum in robbing like this! Tut...... What is it called so tender? ”

Yu Su immediately responded excitedly, "Oh yes! Our combination must have a domineering name, so that people will be scared when they hear it, and they will run away! Hahahaha...... Qingpi, you say, it's called a fierce combination, isn't it very domineering! ”

"Domineering...... Domineering fart! I rolled my eyes and said, "It's very mentally retarded when I hear it, okay!" ”

I pinched my chin, thinking seriously, and suddenly saw her hand, still pulling my arm, her complexion was a healthy wheat color, slightly dark, while my skin was very white, I followed my mother, no matter how tanned I couldn't tan, I couldn't help but move, and shouted, "I know!" We are ghosts, and the degree of the devil's power has become evil, which ...... Let's call it black and white, how about it! Isn't it domineering! Isn't it awesome? ”

Yu Su thought for a while, nodded and said, "Black and white...... The name is close to perfect, but what does black and white mean? ”

"You're black and I'm white!" I said casually, held her arm high above me, and motioned for her to see, "Well, your skin is slightly darker, and I'm whiter, so we're black and white......