Chapter 75: What a Bastard

Liu Dazhu was pushed by Ou Xuemei, and with a pop, he plunged into the water like a green onion.

I'll it.

Liu Dazhu poured into the river, and was drunk with a mouthful of water, and hurriedly grabbed it with both hands, trying to catch something life-saving, but he didn't expect to grab it, and he stripped off Ou Xuemei's underwear, who had just sat down.

"Ahhh......h

Feeling a hand in the water, peeling off the last bit of cloth from her, Ou Xuemei was so frightened that she waved her hands and shouted indiscriminately.

It is said that there are water ghosts in the water, but I didn't expect that there are colored turtles in the water, this grass.

Ou Xuemei stood waist-high in the water, so frightened that she spread her legs and waved her hand to slap the water indiscriminately.

At this time, Liu Dazhu was in the water, calling every day should not, calling the earth not spiritual, he just lay in the water, he was pressed by something soft, and now he can't move, he only feels that something is molded in his hand, he can't get up when he thinks about it, and he just sits down by Ou Xuemei's big fade.

Liu Dazhu lay backwards in the water, and Ou Xuemei jumped directly in fright, this was in the water, so Ou Xuemei didn't know that she had stuck the person she wanted to save in the big fade, and Liu Dazhu opened his hand and grabbed it.

"Ahh......h

Ou Xuemei had never met a water ghost in the water, she thought that Li Dazhu had been captured by the water ghost, and now it was the monkey in the water who was secretly masking her under her.

Ou Xuemei tried to climb ashore and escape, but the water was also slippery, and there was someone there in the middle of her legs, so she was so scared that she couldn't run away at all.

At this time, Liu Dazhu was not lustful at all, but he couldn't escape if he wanted to, and he was already very flustered in the water, and he was caught by Ou Xuemei at this time, so he was even more anxious.

He grabbed Ou Xuemei's bottom indiscriminately, and then he couldn't stand it anymore, and stood up with a fierce force.

"Poof, woo-woo-woo......"

Ou Xuemei was sitting on top of him, and Liu Dazhu stood up and directly overturned Ou Xuemei, who had still had her upper body exposed on the water, into the water.

"Huh? What about people? ”

Liu Dazhu finally stood up, breathing in the fresh air, snoring and wiping the water from his face and hair.

Seeing that there was no one on the water or on the shore, Liu Dazhu stood in the water and was stunned, who was sitting on his head just now, why is there nothing now?

Just when the big pillar was slightly flustered for a while, two white legs were exposed in the water, swaying in the river and floating downstream.

I'm going to take it, it's a person, who's it? Whoever fell into the river just like himself.

Liu Dazhu didn't have time to think about it, a fierce man plunged into the water again, swam over there hard, grabbed a leg that was still exposed on the water, pulled it over and hugged the person in the water.

Holding Ou Xuemei in her hand, she slid over and pinched her towering chest, and at this time Liu Dazhu realized that this person might be Miss Ou who was still standing on the bluestone slab just now.

"Xuemei, Xuemei is you, right?"

Liu Dazhu was frightened, and hurriedly scooped her up, put his hand between her two fades, and fished Ou Xuemei out of the water with one hand.

"Oh, Gollum Purr......"

As soon as she came out of the water, Ou Xuemei vomited up the water, she was already frightened, and ate a lot of water in the river.

At this time, her hair was completely spread out, hanging in front of her like a female ghost, and she couldn't even see her face, Liu Dazhu was stunned.

I don't know how she fell into the water, at this time he was just fishing for Ou Xuemei, forgetting that his hand was under the most important place for other girls, and she hadn't worn Nene at this time, so he was caught like that.

"Xuemei, what's wrong with you?" Dazhu brushed away Ou Xuemei's hair, only to see a face that was already pale with fright, and tears had already flowed along the river.

"Ahh......h

"Don't shout, it's okay, look at you, you're soaking wet......"

Dazhu looked at Ou Xuemei's originally neat skirt, which had been washed away by the water at this time, and most of the snow-white balls had been exposed, and even the red dots on the top were also visible, and she couldn't help but feel a little sorry for her.

At this time, Ou Xuemei calmed down a little, but her hand still grabbed him tightly and refused to let go, and the frightened woman had already turned into a frightened bird, and she didn't even react to Liu Dazhu holding her underneath.

Liu Dazhu is also so good that he can't die, he actually forgot about such a magical position, his hand suddenly moved unconsciously, and then he knew that something was wrong, it seemed that she was not wearing any pants, and it was too late for Liu Dazhu to withdraw his hand.

"You ......"

His hand clicked, and Ou Xuemei suddenly felt it, exclaimed, and directly raised her slap and threw it over.

With a "pop ......", Ou Xuemei's hand slapped Liu Dazhu's face with a splash, and his face exploded.

This is the second time Liu Dazhu has been slapped by a woman, this time he feels that he is wrong, after all, that place should not be grabbed, it should not be let go, even Liu Dazhu himself can't wait to slap himself, what is this what people do?

"Liu Dazhu, I hate you to death......"

Ou Xuemei ran towards the shore like crazy, and she was not afraid of splashing, in fact, the water in this place was not very deep, Ou Xuemei walked towards the shore with difficulty, and wanted to escape when she climbed ashore.

As soon as she landed on the shore, Ou Xuemei realized that something was wrong and immediately shrank back.

Niang Xipi, the river is really not human, even her short library was washed away, at this time the skirt was also rolled up by the water, just Ou Xuemei ran up and it was cool for a while, so frightened that she blushed and squatted into the water again.

At this time, Liu Dazhu reacted and hurriedly ran over to apologize.

"Xuemei, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you, it's me who is wrong, I was also anxious just now, I was afraid that you would drink water, so I modeled you, misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding......"

Walking to Ou Xuemei's side, Liu Dazhu explained to death, this time he is indeed too disproportionate, and he must apologize when he should apologize, this is his own principle and bottom line of life, and he must not do things that should not be done.

"You ...... again"

Ou Xuemei was angry, she didn't expect this bastard to dare to tell the thing in the water just now.

Originally, everything happened underwater, and they just tacitly knew it, but I didn't expect this guy to say it, the embarrassed Ou Xuemei's face was flushed, and she wanted to kick him again, but at this time, her feet were cold, and she didn't dare to stand up.

"I, I won't say it, I won't say it......" Liu Dazhu is a bastard, and I can't guess what the woman is in her heart about these things, so she can only accompany her vigorously.

"You, take off your clothes immediately." Ou Xuemei pointed at him and yelled.

"What? In, take it off here? Isn't that right? ”

Looking at Ou Xuemei squatting in the water, Liu Dazhu was shocked, what did she want to do? Let me take off and bathe her in the river? This is too high-profile, it's daylight, if it's night, Liu Dazhu plans to sacrifice himself.

"Why are you talking so much nonsense, take off ......"

Ou Xuemei trembled when she spoke angrily, did this person really don't understand or fake, his skirt was so short, and the inside was running away without a trace, how dare he go ashore without his clothes at this time?

"Okay, I'm obedient."

felt that he was wrong this time, so Liu Dazhu admitted the punishment, looked at the beautiful bubbling girl in front of him, and thought that he would not suffer a loss, so he looked at the shore and found that no one was coming, so he took off his gown with a chirp, and then squatted to take off his big pants.

"Ahh......h

Seeing that he was still continuing, Ou Xuemei covered her eyes in fright, and her face was already as red as a rhododendron.

"I, I'm ......" Dazhu was depressed, he couldn't take it off, and he was scolded again if he didn't take it off, which really violated her royal law.

But this time he was really a little too much, so he still couldn't help but not get angry, looking at Ou Xuemei who was squatting there and didn't dare to stand up, Liu Dazhu didn't know what to say.

"Bastard, give me the clothes......"

"To you?" Da Zhu didn't understand, what did she want her own clothes for, but looking at her squatting, he suddenly figured it out.

"Oh oh oh, I know, here you go, hehehehe......"

At this time, Liu Dazhu smiled, threw his clothes to her, stood in the water, grabbed his already wet hair, and was shirtless there in a daze.

Ou Xuemei is really speechless, this bastard, I don't know if it's really stupid or fake. Sometimes he has so brains, but sometimes he is so unreliable, he knew that this would be the case, so he let him drown, but he didn't save people, and he made such a big ugly thing, Ou Xuemei regretted dying.

waited until Ou Xuemei squatted in the water and wrapped Liu Dazhu's clothes around the outside of her skirt before she stood up.

"You, go up there and see if there's anybody." After Ou Xuemei wrapped herself, she ordered Liu Dazhu.

"Okay, okay, I'll go investigate."

At this time, Liu Dazhu was very sensible, and knew that Ou Xuemei was worried about being seen, so he jumped on the bluestone slab and ran towards the shore like a monkey.

Standing under the willow tree, Liu Dazhu half-squatted with his hands crossed, looked around, and then beckoned to Ou Xuemei in the river.

"Quick, no one, come up."

Seeing him beckoning, Ou Xuemei immediately ran up from the water with both hands holding the towering balls that had revealed a lot.

"Let's go, I'll go ahead and explore the way." This time, Dazhu knew what to do and took the initiative to run to see the situation.

"You, you take that ...... for me" Ou Xuemei put on her shoes, but it felt a little inappropriate to let her wear wet socks here so openly, so she asked Liu Dazhu to help her take it back.

"Oh, okay." Da Zhu didn't think much about it, ran over and ran with her wet socks in her hands, and Ou Xuemei hurriedly followed him towards the clinic.