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"Bullnose, the old man's people have already figured it out. Tomorrow, Sun Fan will lead nearly 10,000 demigods under his command to parachute into the Dragon Palace, and kill us by surprise. Hurry up and gather your troops and get ready. ”

Hearing Rulai's words, Taishang Laojun immediately snorted coldly, "He chose to attack the Dragon Palace first, and then try to cross the catastrophe, Sun Fan, this kid is so scheming." If it weren't for the fact that we had ambushed a few shadows in their camp in advance, we would have been able to secure this kid's way this time. However, since his plan has been known to us, the poor road must let him go and never return. ”

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In the sky above Huaguo Mountain, the soldiers and horses of the Heavenly Court have already opened a formation with the Demon Realm Alliance, and the battle is in full swing. The commander of the Heavenly Court side is the Generalissimo of the Heavenly Court, Li Jing, and the commander of the Demon Realm Coalition is tied to two cute old immortals.

"Wang Bajing, are you still sending people? If you don't send people, the master can command the soldiers and horses and directly enter the Lingxiao Treasure Palace! ”

Hearing the milky clamor of the old immortal milk, Li Jing was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched. Because there are only about 100 people on the old immortal side, but there are already more than 1,000 god-level powerhouses on Li Jing's side. If you really come to the last melee, it must be the old immortal side who loses. But one by one, Li Jing was a little numb. Although there are a lot of soldiers under his command, most of them are casual cultivators who have been recruited, and their individual combat ability is generally not strong. But now, Li Jing can't admit it, so he can only grit his teeth and send people to continue to fight.

"The Djinn God is fighting!"

The giant spirit god is ten feet tall, has infinite strength, holds two big axes, and has the courage of ten thousand people. After seeing this, the old immortal immediately changed his generals, replaced the previous power-type martial god, and replaced Sun Xiaosheng.

Li Jing sent the Giant Spirit God to fight because of a power-type martial god sent by the old immortal in the last battle. With force against force, even if the giant spirit god is defeated, he will not be defeated too quickly. But what he never expected was that the old immortal would be shameless enough to change generals on the spot, and he didn't give him the slightest time to react. By the time Li Jing wanted to call the Giant Spirit God back, Sun Xiaosheng had already rushed over and entangled the Giant Spirit God to death.

Although the attack of the giant spirit god is powerful, the speed is far inferior to Sun Xiaosheng, and his current feeling is that the cannon fights mosquitoes, and there is no place to use the strength.

Sun Xiaosheng took advantage of his speed and circled around the Giant Spirit God. If you do this, the Djinn God will surely be defeated. It's a pity that even so, the old immortal who stood on the handsome platform and watched the battle was still not very satisfied with Sun Xiaosheng's performance.

"Sun Xiaosheng, can you use your brains in the war? Poke his ass, tease his crotch, smash his feet and face, what are you grinding, but do it! ”

What the old immortal said, Sun Xiaosheng will too. The reason why he didn't do that was because he felt so humiliating. However, in order to let Lao Immortal close his foul mouth of squirting feces, he still chose to be obedient.

"Left foot, right foot, left foot ......"

Sun Xiaosheng danced wildly with a special stick in his hand, said his left foot, and the giant spirit god raised his left foot, and when he said his right foot, the giant spirit god raised his right foot. As a result, as he spoke, Sun Xiaosheng said that he was in a mess.

"Oops, oops, oops......"

The two big feet of the giant spirit god were hit one after another, and it didn't take long for him to stumble and almost fall. Sun Xiaosheng looked at this opportunity, and smashed a backhand stick directly between his legs. The pain in the giant spirit god's feet has not stopped, and now that the vital point has been beaten so badly, if he does not fall again, it will be a little intolerable. So just listening to a loud "boom", the giant spirit god sat on the ground.

The giant spirit god has thick skin and thick flesh and extremely strong defense, so everyone thought that even if he was hit by Sun Xiaosheng a few sticks in a row, he would definitely not be defeated at this time. But what people never expected was that after the giant spirit god sat on the ground, he immediately let out a hysterical wail, and then rolled his eyes, and fainted with a "plop".

What's wrong?

Isn't the giant spirit god just sitting on a fart squat? As for the screaming, is it so miserable?

If the giant spirit god was just sitting on a fart squat, he would naturally not scream so miserably. He screamed so miserably because Sun Xiaosheng resolutely implemented the policy of immortality, and inserted the iron rod in his hand in the position where the giant spirit god was about to sit. I remembered that the ass of the giant spirit god sat on the ground, and it was directly on his ass, and he opened a wound that excreted Yoneda Gong. In fact, this was not Sun Xiaosheng's original intention, Sun Xiaosheng's original intention was to poke directly into the chrysanthemum land of the Giant Spirit God, he just predicted that there was some deviation and inserted it crookedly.

The Giant Spirit God was defeated, and Li Jing immediately dispatched two god-level guards to snatch it back. It's a pity that before the two god-level guards approached, the old man sitting on the handsome platform "swished" and jumped into the air. Then he picked up the banana fan he had blackmailed from the autumn wind at the Bull Demon King, and directly gave it to the two god-level soldiers and fanned them back to Nantianmen. As for the giant spirit god who fainted to death, he had been tied up by Sun Xiaoshengma's shoulders and back at this time.

Captured!

When Li Jing saw that the giant spirit god was captured alive, he was so angry that he screamed. When the old immortal heard this, he directly opened his mouth to scold his mother, "Li Laogou, what are you humming and chirping there, do you miss a man again?" ”

"Immortal God King, I'm your uncle!" The mud bodhisattva still has three points of anger, and Li Jing was tortured by the old immortal for a whole morning before he began to burst into foul language, which can already be regarded as self-contained.

"You've got a lot of taste."

"I'm your mother!"

"I was born and raised, and I don't have a mother at all."

"I ......"

"I'm your mother."

"Ah!!h

Li Jing has been completely driven crazy by Old Immortal, and he can't believe that there are such shameless people in this world. "Where...... Hey, you go and capture the evil obstacle of the Immortal God King for your father, go quickly! ”

"Yes, Daddy."

"Good son."

Who called Li Jing "Daddy", but he didn't die but promised others. Not to mention the unmorale defeated soldiers on the side of the Heavenly Court, even Sun Xiaosheng, who had just returned victorious, was shameless by him, and Lei had to fall on the spot.

"I call me Daddy, what do you promise?" Nezha is the body of a lotus flower, not only does his body not grow, but his IQ is not long. Even Lao Immortal didn't expect that he would ask such two questions. The result? As a result, Lao Immortal naturally seized this opportunity to hurt people again, and damaged Nezha in a very chic way, "I have passed your mother, of course it is your father, don't you think you look very similar to me?" ”

"Really?" Nezha's eyes widened when he heard this, and then he turned his head and asked Li Jing very curiously, "Daddy, is he really my father?" ”

When Li Jing heard this, his eyes widened, and a mouthful of blood spurted out. If anyone's child reaches this level, it is estimated that he will be so angry that he will vomit blood.

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