Chapter 6: The Goblin Maid
Wu Hui reluctantly soaked in the river water, poured a few mouthfuls of water in a row and then spit it out, in fact, he was so dirty that he couldn't stand it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Just soaking in water can leave behind a black, unknown sticky substance...... Do you understand? Wu Hui felt that maybe the yellow hair on Vicky's body was also dyed black.
"Such a dark ......" Grantis was stunned as she squatted on the shore, she had never seen such a dirty creature since she was a child, and a pet dog in her house had to bathe twice a day.
"......" Wu Hui was embarrassed to speak, tmd! How did you become a goblin, TMD! It seems that it can't get better if you love to complain about this problem.
"Hey, what's your name? I've heard that goblins also have names. Grantis squatted boredly on the shore and watched Wu Hui rub the mud on his body.
Wu Hui was stared at all over his body awkwardly, that ...... Is it swollen to be stared at by a beautiful girl in the bath?!
"Now, what's it called?" Seeing that Wu Hui did not respond, Grantis continued to ask unwillingly.
“…… Leah. "Bubbling up and continuing to dive. It's not that you don't say your name, it's just that you ...... How to say the name Wu Hui in an otherworldly language? Wu Hui found that this was like a dog trying to speak human words, and it didn't work at all.
"Leah? Hehe, my name is Grantis. Fries, you're going to call me Miss Frese from now on. The bored Grantis continued to persistently find the topic.
"Oh......" diving.
"How do you goblins divide boys and girls?" Finally asked a question that the whole continent was gossiping.
"I don't know ......"
"At least a little bit of that, right? Otherwise...... Are you male or female? ”
"One theory is that women have flowers on their heads, but men don't. There is also a saying that women are more shy and hide from being discovered, while men are generally running outside...... I, I don't know if I'm a man or a woman......" Wu Hui won't admit that these nonsensical things were seen in a certain post bar, and he is also very vague about his current gender...... But does it matter if it's male or female? Now TMD is not human, and it seems boring to dwell on these things.
Anyway, I haven't had any urge to urinate lately, so I hope that goblin thing won't come out of my mouth, right? As for the tuba...... It's normal to pray for it, or else...... Vomit...... Is it really too heavy? Wu Hui really has a lot of worries.
"You don't know if you're a man or a woman?!" Grantis's face was full of oddity, and then she smiled softly, "Look at your body and your voice...... I guess it's a girl. ”
"......" diving.
"Hey, hey, why don't you talk again?"
"What did you say?"
"Say anything."
“……”
Wu Hui took this bath for more than three hours, and finally walked ashore wet. Why do you always feel a faint sadness...... There's no shame in tmd for hair?! Am I just getting used to the feeling of being naked for most of the day?!
Maybe it's because they know that they can't see themselves clearly when it's dark, so they won't be shy. Wu Hui comforted himself like this.
While walking towards the forest. "Why don't you get dressed?" Grundis's voice came at the right time.
“…… This is a goblin tradition. The voice was still elegant and gentle, and Grantis was a little envious and jealous. What kind of trouble is God giving a goblin such a beautiful voice?!
"Then you'll have to get dressed in the future." Grantis reminded condescendingly, and her height of more than one meter and six points is half a body taller than Wu Hui's now.
"Yes, yes." Wu Hui was also helpless, why did you say that she was an eldest lady who was so interested in him as a goblin? The key is that his and Wiki's lives are still in the hands of others, and if you don't agree, you will be clicked...... Life, no, Goblin is really full of tribulations!
I regret listening to the goblin who claimed to be his father, and I didn't see any human eradication plan, and then let myself escape, and almost became the first batch of cannon fodder. I've seen a pit, but I've never seen such a pit! I think I didn't complain so much when I saw my pig teammates being killed by the tower at the first level!
"What, you're so serious."
“……”
In the forest, Wiki was lying licking her hair, and the tiny wounds were visibly healing.
Ovelli and Anderson sat quietly on the sidelines, their eyes glued to the wiki.
Cage was still playing handsome, standing on a branch with his hands on his chest, his eyes looking into the distance and not knowing what he was thinking.
"Leah, are you really going to go with them?" Vicky leaned over to Wu Hui and asked in a whisper. "Do I have any other choice?" Wu Hui glanced at the four people who were 'extremely vicious' and said helplessly. "It seems that there is no ......" if there is only one person...... Vicky thought angrily, if there was only one person on the other side, he would definitely not be able to eat and walk around!
"Okay? Okay, let's go. Cage jumped down from the tree and glanced at Wu Hui, a hint of disgust flashed in his eyes, but he still nodded slightly, at least it wasn't so dirty, was it? Regarding his sister's strange preferences, Cage can only express helplessness.
"Oh......" Wu Hui replied weakly, I am a fish for a knife, I hope Cage will let him follow Grantis not to dissect and see how he is different from other goblins......
"Take it with you, too." Cage suddenly said to the two soy sauce players next to him, Ovelli and Anderson, and glanced at Wiki.
"Didn't you say you would let it go?" Don't talk about credit, Wu Hui said that the uncle is tolerable, the aunt is tolerable, and the brother is unbearable!
"I just agreed not to kill it, and now let it run, it will inevitably not leave me in trouble in the future." Cage finally talked more, but it made Wu Hui want to smoke him, is this the otherworldly version of cutting grass and eradicating roots? The world is so sinister, but I am so simple...... Wu Hui is no longer able to complain, and now Cage can't object to any decision he makes, wanting them to preach morality to a goblin? Hehe.
"Holy! Humans, you are so despicable! "Vegan was going to move the rescuers, but now he's taken prisoner with Leah. That foul word? It was translated by Wu Hui according to the meaning, and it is estimated that this is probably the meaning...... Right?
"How can you speak?" Cage snapped his fingers, and the deafening sound of horses' hooves suddenly sounded, and he saw a black cavalry in the distance.
Then Vicky and Wu Hui were taken away in cages, Cage and Grantis returned to the city with their troops, and as for Ovelli and Anderson? Stay and continue to jungle.
In fact, Wu Hui wanted to ask...... Big brother, what are you doing here? A large group of cavalry, forget it, how can there be a prisoner car?!
"Leah." Grandis rode up to Wu Hui on a white horse, "I found out that wouldn't it be nice for you to be a maid for me?" "Wu Hui's mouth opened into an O-shape, are you sure you're not teasing me? Goblin maid? Girl, what a heavy mouth! Why can't you think about it like this, doing such a hurtful thing and harming yourself? Can TMD still have fun?!
Since coming to the other world, Wu Hui has spoken a lot more frequently.
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