Chapter 311: Drunken Fist and Drunken Dance
The five demons jumped out of the boat, drunkenly surrounded Mu Guiying, and said in unison: "Tonight, we will defeat you Mu Guiying with drunken fists!" ”
Mu Guiying put away her sword and said in her heart that since you are bare-handed, then Ben Shuai will teach you a lesson with his fists and feet. The pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info was about to make a move, but he heard someone in the air shouting: "Wait! Marshal Mu, let me meet these drunks. ”
It was Wu Song, and You Heng followed, and two eagles screamed and landed.
When Wu Song and You Heng saw the wine pool, their noses sniffed hard, and Wu Song said: "You have a kind, just wait for me Wu Song to drink this fine wine, and have a good time with you!" ”
"That's right, let me have a drinking addiction too. I can't imagine that this wine array is really worthy of its name, and I won't come here in vain! After licking his tongue, You Heng walked to the edge of the wine pool and climbed down to drink, which was quite unsightly.
Wu Song was also very greedy, walked to the edge of the wine pool and squatted down, picked up the wine with both hands and drank: "Good wine, good wine!" It's much better than the three bowls of wine I drank before fighting tigers in Jingyanggang! ”
"Look at your dog-like appearance, it's so embarrassing!" The Wine Jade Demon sneered.
"That's it, as if I've never drunk it in my life, and I'm not afraid of poisoning in the wine! Sacrificing your life and not giving up wine, it's really useless! The Demon of the Wine Forest scoffed.
"That's what they look like! Hahaha, a dignified seven-foot man threw himself to the ground, just for this sip of wine! Bah! I really didn't know that there was a word for shame in the world! The Wine Demon King said with contempt.
"Mu Guiying, is this the hero who fought the tiger in Jingyanggang back then? Just kidding, right? Who can fool us from history? Knock him down later! The Wine Demon King looked down on him.
"Wu Song is a big hero we worship, and it will never be this virtue! Look at him, he uses his hand as a cup, but he drinks freely! Didn't Wu Song defeat Jiang Menshen with his drunken fist? Tonight, let's see if he's a real Wu Song or a fake Wu Song! If it's fake, then he must not be allowed to drink the real wine in our pool for nothing! He didn't want to think about it, such a high-end wine, he also drank it? Discipline him for a while and spit it all out! The Devil said.
"I look like the real Wu Song! If he wants to be as literate as you, then it's not Wu Song! What is a hero? It's this unrestrained look of no one in his eyes! The female devil looked at Wu Song with interest and said, then looked at You Heng, and said disapprovingly: "It stands to reason that this person is dignified and looks like a down-and-out talent, but he doesn't know what impact climbing down to drink will have on people?" It's just swept away, embarrassed, what kind of system! ”
Wu Song endured the mouth damage of the demons, and said in his heart, Grandpa, when I have drunk enough, I will teach you to find teeth all over the ground. When You Heng heard the sarcasm of the female devil, he was immediately angry, stood up, looked at the female devil, and replied: "Sticking grass and drinking springs is a dragon and snake, and crawling and swallowing water is a tiger and a leopard!" ”
As soon as You Heng said it, he shocked the female devil: "Sure enough, he is a down-and-out talent, and his export becomes a poem!" It's just a pity, with your full stomach, you should also have a dignified position, how can you also fall into the grass? ”
"It is because of so many of you so-called talents who have slapping horses and licking their farts that the upright people in the world will never come out!" You Heng said.
The proverb in the sentence belittled these high-sounding demons all of a sudden, they look at me, I look at you, and said that if you kill a trip to bite gold halfway, you should also take an axe, but this kid in front of him only has a pair of sharp teeth, which is much more powerful than the Xuanhua axe.
"If you're so angry, don't you look for your own reasons?" The female devil Jiuqing also said patiently, "What is integrity? To put it bluntly, it's stupid! That's two hundred and five! Don't say that you can't mix with society, even a daughter-in-law is hard to find! Sooner or later, I will be urged to find a daughter-in-law! Remember, young man: the world is difficult to make money and make a horse, and the city wants to break the wine for home! ”
It's really not a taste to let a beautiful female devil say this! She did tell the truth in reality! Where is Youheng, who is full of alcohol, willing to suffer in his mouth, he replied: "Even people like me will not look for a daughter-in-law like you!" The beauty remembers: you love the kind of slippery ghost who eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and smokes, which only proves that you are cheap! Wasted yourself, you deserve it! ”
The female devil is almost dizzy, this guy doesn't let people's mouths! If you deal with him again, I'm afraid you will suffer a big loss.
"Hahahaha, it's really ridiculous and scolding, since you are a self-righteous and unambitious, why don't you show us your talents?" The Great Demon King of Wine Xichen said with interest.
"Why do you have to show it to you? How old are you? How can you appreciate my talent? You Heng said proudly.
"Our king is brilliant and fruitful, if you are really talented, you will dance impromptuly, let us open our eyes." The female devil couldn't hold back her mouth and said.
"In that case, then I'll have a game with your king." You Heng said, thinking that I am going to use dance to show you what it means to kill yourself!
The big demon king Jiu Xichen really jumped to the square, he first choreographed and performed a dance of "The Drunkard's Intention is Not in the Wine", and controlled his life with a slightly drunk attitude to obtain glory and wealth.
You Heng also wrote and performed a song "Karma Will Sometimes", telling the world with a sober dance posture not to do evil, all good deeds, sow melons and get melons, sow beans and get beans.
Jiu Xichen couldn't bargain, but felt cold to the bone, and he motioned to the five demons to start competing with Wu Song to get drunk. The five demons surrounded Wu Song and used their own unique moves. What Wu Song saw in his eyes were five tigers, and he felt that it was easier to beat people after drinking, but it was still more difficult and dangerous to fight tigers. If you want to fight Jiang Menshen back then, how can it be so thrilling to fight a tiger on Jingyang Gang! But tonight the snow is fluttering, but the tiger among the people, they are all wine fairies and drunkards, just as the big demon king said that the drunkard's intention is not to drink, but to intrigue and seek wealth, their drunken fist moves must be hidden to kill!
The five demons used Wu Song's serial feet to defeat Jiang Menshen back then, and the five feet kicked at the same time, Wu Song's palms were like pressing the piano keys, and he quickly took the initiative to greet them, and with a press and a push, the five demons were overthrown to the ground. The five demons get up and punch with their palms, the five palms come out together, the five fists hit together, the front palm just arrives, the back palm comes, the left fist just closes, and the right fist is released. Wu Song kicked up, made ten moves in a row, his palm was folded, and his fist was injured. The five demons screamed in pain, and simply jumped up in the air for a while, trying to fall at the same time, trampling Wu Song into meat sauce; saw Wu Song on his shoulders on the ground, his feet flying out, like scissors, cutting straight to the broken feet and legs; The two arms were then retracted, grabbed and thrown, and threw the demon body five meters away.
"It's genuine! We have suffered a big loss, withdraw! The Wine Sunset Demon King ordered.
The demons flew on the boat, and the Great Demon King pressed the button on the boat, and the left and right wings of the boat stretched out two wings, and flew out of thin air like a helicopter, flying up to the middle of the tall building, passing through the waterfall, and disappearing into the floor.
The Volunteers looked up at the spaceship, and then noticed that the tall building in front of them resembled a curvy female wine bottle, and it turned out that the waterfall covered the feminine figure of the wine bottle tall building. Two waterfalls burst out from the 100-meter-high breasts, and when they flow down, they naturally join together to form a beautiful waterfall and pour into the sake pool.
In this way, the waterfall is a fine wine, no wonder the Great Demon King chanted as soon as he appeared, "The flying wine goes straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the jade liquid falls into the Yao Pond!" Verses.
Where did the flying boat of the demon kings enter the tall building? How did the volunteers know that there is a mouth in the middle of the beautiful high-rise building, which is shaped like the lower part of the female body, and the demon kings entered from the yin road.