Chapter 337: Pretending to be crazy and stupid
"See what else you can do?" Princess Pingyang faced the Demon King. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"It's just that this king is smart and confused for a while, and he has fallen on Youheng's plan to capture this kid!" The Demon King looked at You Heng, stomped his feet, sighed, and said with remorse, "Just if he is a scholar, laughing and scolding, high-spirited, and without any city, I would never have imagined that he would also play thirty-six tricks." ”
You Heng let out a long sigh of relief: "Don't do this! You must learn to be quiet! Quiet is the key to victory! And once a person becomes crazy, whoever he is, I tell you, then he is finished! ”
"What? It seems that this king said not long ago, why did you parrot your tongue? What do you mean by that? Oh-" The Demon King just woke up, "Got it! But this king reminded you! The reason why you beat the side drum is to encourage this king to be hot-headed and go crazy! ”
"Thank you!" You Heng said, "Thank you for teaching You Heng my little tricks!" ”
The Demon King looked at You Heng smirking triumphantly, and he was about to blow up his belly.
"Thorn, you're amazing!" Wu Song gave a thumbs up and praised: "You raised your chopsticks and fell, and a drum made the villains fall to the ground, which made the big demon king become a dancing madman, and also rescued us, Wu Song, I admire it so much!" ”
"Thank you Thorn Messenger for beating the drum to repel demons, I'm grateful to Dade, it's unforgettable!" Princess Pingyang and the others hugged their fists and thanked them.
"The family doesn't talk to each other, in fact, from the moment they saw the two drums, one big and one small, they itched on both hands. Thanks to this damn demon king for reminding me, with the mentality of having the courage to give it a try, it really inspired him to be such a fool! You Heng said heartily.
When the Demon King heard You Heng laugh at himself for being a fool, he was ashamed of himself. Yes, if you weren't a fool, could you be fooled by a fool like him? It's a pity that I didn't see this idiot stripping naked and beating drums!
"But, until now, I still can't figure out how the five little brothers fell?" To be a demon king is to die, and you have to die to understand.
In fact, You Heng and Princess Pingyang don't understand who subdued the villains. Fan Lihua smiled at Mu Guiying and said, "Guiying can even break the Tianmen Array, do you still care about this villain array?" ”
Everyone understood, but the Demon King still had to ask in the end: "Mu Guiying, how did you put them to death?" ”
"It's just a few snowflakes sticking to their necks." Mu Guiying said.
"How many snowflakes?" The Demon King approached the villains and looked at their necks, and sure enough, he could see a few snowflake-like fluff sticking to it, and the Demon King wanted to pull it off with his hands to see what it was, but his hands were wrapped in the Qiankun circle, and his two feet could move over, which was not bad.
"Hahaha!" The Demon King suddenly laughed, "It's so comfortable to put in this set!" Much better than those worthless villas! I am just a chrysalis, sooner or later I will be reborn, become a butterfly, fly, fly, fly into the sky, fly to the other side of the ocean, fly to my dozen sons, and our father and son will be reunited! Hahahaha! Speaking of this, he suddenly burst into tears again, "Poor relatives, the network magic weapon we created with all our hearts and minds has been destroyed by them!" Who said that the stripes come and go without concern? Who said the white earth was really clean? How can there be no worries, how can it be really clean! ”
"He's crazy!" Wu Song said.
"Listening to him, my mind is very clear!" You Heng said.
"Kill him!" Wu Song shouted.
I saw that the demon king suddenly fainted as if he was scared to death, and it took a while to wake up, and he said to himself: "It's good to die, it's good to die, eat steamed buns and cakes again." It's good to die, it's good to die, and eat steamed buns and cakes. ”
"I'm going to be trick-or-treating!" Wu Song said angrily again.
"Your mother's hole, your mother's egg, your mother died at the train station, and the whole country came to see if your mother was mischievous or not!" As if the demon king was insane, he replied with a child's scolding, making Wu Song so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh.
"I think he is pretending to be crazy and stupid, trying in vain to escape the punishment of death!" You Heng turned to Princess Pingyang and the others and said, "Everyone, the evening formation has been broken, and now we can announce that we will break the Spirit Fox Formation tonight and achieve a complete victory!" ”
"We've won!" Quiet cheers were passed and boiled in the main square.
Princess Pingyang's 10th Army, Women's 6th Army, and Chi Zhaoping's 7th Army met on the two wings outside the Spirit Fox Formation, and after a brief understanding of each other, they returned to Yuanshan under the sky together.
The Demon King and the Demon King of Xirong were both captured.
What made You Heng and the six handsome women rejoice and feel strange was that until they returned to Yuanshan, they didn't see the demon soldiers supporting and chasing, didn't those demon generals of the One Hundred and Eight Demon Array hear the sound of fighting and explosions inside and outside the Spirit Fox Array? Why did only four support armies come? Could it be that even the Great Demon Kings who commanded the One Hundred and Eight Formations didn't know some common sense in military affairs? Indeed, the volunteers attacked the Spirit Fox Formation on a snowy night, and they did not know it, but when they broke the formations, it was impossible to be silent, whether it was the explosion of the car colliding or the explosion of the wine array villa, it clearly told the Demon Army that there was a major incident in the Spirit Fox Formation, and the four demon armies that came to support were proof. Under the conditions of extremely developed communication between the demon kings, it is impossible for them not to know! So what is it that makes them not do their best to help? Is it just fear? Or is it a wise self-preservation? Or is the Spirit Fox Array not worth mentioning to them?
Along the way, the Demon King and the Demon King of Xirong did not show their complaints against the Demon King Commanders, perhaps, they have acquiesced to their fate? Tacitly agreed that the Volunteers' counterattack against the Demon Army would be unstoppable? They may have already reached a consensus: which formation will be broken, which formation will suffer, and which formation will not be broken, which formation will be specified?
You Heng and the six marshals reported the situation of the break to Mrs. Xi, and Mrs. Xi was overjoyed, not only praising the generals of the six armies, but also praising You Heng for playing an extraordinary role. You Heng said: "Marshal, we still have an unexpected gain in breaking the formation this time, that is, the one hundred and eight demon formations lack the spirit of mutual assistance and mutual assistance among each other, which reduces the pressure on us to break other formations in the future!" ”
"I hope it's not the Demon King's plan to deliberately paralyze our army!" Mrs. Wash said.
"The women's army and mistress army of the demon soldiers are not to be underestimated! Especially the Demon King's wife, who has a magic weapon, is unexpected. I dare to predict that all the demon kings have unbeatable wives, and they will not give up when they see that their husbands are in trouble. Therefore, every time there is a break in the future, reinforcements are essential! This time the first time to break the Spirit Fox Array, Mrs. Xi arranged for reinforcements, which is really wise! The woman said.
"What the woman said is very true! Madame Xi asked my seventh army to ambush on the right flank of the Spirit Fox Formation, and fought against the Demon King's Lady who came to support the Spirit Fox Formation, her magic weapon was indeed strange, and I couldn't guard against it. Therefore, no matter who you send to help in the future, you must not underestimate the women's army of the demon army! ”