Chapter 32: Beep Again? (Ask for collection)
Su Ye touched his chin and looked at the scene in front of him thoughtfully. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info When did even the profession of a hooligan idiot have such a high cultural background? Do you want to thank the state for the voluntary teaching that has been implemented for many years?
On the other side, the bald idiot was looking at the girl with a smug face, and the corner of his eye noticed the appearance of the young man, and he couldn't help but turn his head and say, "And you!" I was injured by you, hurry up and give me 2K yuan for medical expenses and mental damage! ”
"Huh? I'm going to give it too? Su Ye said with a smile.
"Of course! It's clearly recorded in the surveillance video, you just gave me a kick! The bald idiot said, pointing to the footprints on his stomach.
"I'm defending myself, who told you to beat me with that stick!" Su Ye thought it was very interesting, and pretended to argue with the bald idiot.
"Hmph, I'm the one who defends myself, okay! Hello come over in a dignified manner, who knows if you are an accomplice of this woman, ready to conspire to jump to my immortals? The bald idiot rolled his eyes and gave an unbelievable statement, and what was difficult for him was that the logic was still in the past?
The young man's momentary consternation was seen as speechless by the bald idiot. I saw him say proudly: "Okay, okay, don't beep, hurry up and get the money!" ”
Su Ye looked at the smug appearance of the bald idiot, shook his head with a smile, and compared his fist to the bald idiot and said, "Look! What is it? ”
"What is this?" The bald idiot took half a step back vigilantly, and his stomach, which was still aching, kept reminding him that the handsome young man in front of him didn't want him to look so harmless.
If vigilance is useful, why do you need to exercise? Isn't the so-called physical fitness just to be able to make a difference in front of the despicable?
"A punching bag, something that will make you stop beeping!" As soon as the young man's voice fell, he didn't wait for the bald idiot to react, and quickly rushed forward two steps. only heard the sound of "bang", and Su Ye's punch hit the bald idiot's face just right.
Suddenly suffering a heavy blow, the bald idiot only felt that his eyes were black, countless Venus stars were circling in his eyes, and after a sharp pain came from his nose, accompanied by a continuous crispy numb feeling, a lot of liquid flowed out.
In the eyes of Su Ye and the disheveled girl, the bald idiot's nose instantly swollen high under a punch, and a nosebleed gushed out from his nose like a flood during a flood. At this moment, Su Ye even felt that in the anime of Fusang Kingdom, some scenes of nosebleeds and bleeding were not exaggerated at all, isn't this scene in front of him very similar?
But the girl who had been disheveled before, saw this bloody scene, and let out a slightly frightened cry.
The idiot shook his body, barely maintained his standing posture, and asked with a confused expression, "Why did you beat me!" Is there still a royal law? Just wait! Lao Tzu must call the police! When the time comes, you have to give Lao Tzu 2W, no, 20W! ”
Su Ye is too lazy to continue talking nonsense with the idiot, the subway is about to arrive, okay? He stepped forward and punched the idiot in the face again.
In the eyes of the onlookers, the boy punched down, the idiot's nosebleed flowed wantonly, and a few white things flew out, could it be teeth?
"Stupid or not! The bracelet on the girl's wrist is 3,000 yuan, and she wants you to touch it for 10 yuan? Ten dollars are thrown on the ground, and other girls are not necessarily willing to bend down to pick it up! Don't use your barren brain to imagine the values of urban white-collar workers, okay? Su Ye looked at the idiot who finally softened to the ground, and said disdainfully.
Listening to the young man's words, the young girl was slightly stunned, and then suddenly realized, and said happily: "Yes! I almost got caught up in you! The old lady is a woman with a serious job! How can I tell you that you can touch it casually for ten dollars? ”
"Then you can't beat anyone!" The bald idiot groaned while lying on the ground
"Look at your smug face, my hands are a little itchy for a while. Anyway, there is a subway video and a sister who can testify for me, I am acting bravely, and I will go to the police station, maybe the police uncle will give me a pennant! Su Ye replied very considerately.
"Ding!" The subway just arrives at the station, and the doors open left and right.
Su Ye carried one leg of the bald man who was pretending to be dead on the ground, and directly dragged the idiot out of the subway car.
With the movements of the teenager, the blood of the subway idiot drew a straight and wide blood mark on the ground, like the victim who was dragged away by the twenty-eight golden men of Dalin Temple in the movie "God of Food" by Zhou Xingxing, the king of comedy a few years ago.
Such an exaggerated movement naturally attracted the attention of the crowd. In the midst of everyone's pointing and exclamations, the subway staff hurriedly ran over, and were startled when they saw the bald idiot with a blood-stained face, and hurriedly took out the emergency medical kit and began to stop the bleeding for the other party.
was busy, but he couldn't stop the staff from turning on the nagging mode, so he said: "You young people, you are not light or heavy." Jealousy won't make people like this? And this person, Bai Chang is so beaten, why can't he help beating him so much? ”
Well, apparently the eldest brother misunderstood, thinking that the bald idiot and Su Ye were jealous because of the young girl, so they fought in the subway.
"Big brother, I'm doing this bravely!" Su Ye felt that it was better to emphasize it, didn't he see that someone had already taken out his mobile phone and started recording a video? If there is no explanation for this, what kind of video such as "Two Men Fighting for Women Bloody Subway" was uploaded to the Internet, and what should I do if I accidentally saw it by my second middle school girlfriend?
"Whether it's righteousness and courage, I don't count what I said!" The staff didn't raise his head and said, "When I went to get the medical kit just now, I already notified the police to come, and you can explain to the police yourself when the time comes!" ”
"What's the matter? Got into a fight? "Said Emperor Wei Wu Emperor Wei Wu arrived, the police uncle squeezed out of the crowd with difficulty, and saw the bald idiot lying on the ground, his face covered with blood, and he looked embarrassed.
"There was no fight, there was no fight, I didn't hold steady when the subway stopped, and I accidentally fell to the ground!" Before Su Ye could explain, the bald idiot who pretended to be dead on the ground took the lead in speaking.
When he heard that it was not a fight, the policeman's uncle's face softened slightly. However, before he could relax his mind, the staff who was stopping the bleeding of the bald man asked strangely: "Didn't he say righteous and brave just now?" ”
"yes!" The bald idiot said as a matter of course: "Thanks to this little brother, he dragged me out of the subway!" ”
The policeman's uncle looked at the people suspiciously, but said nothing. More things are better than less things, since the parties have nothing to say, they may not be people inside and outside if they want to pursue it.
So everyone present forgot about the subway surveillance video, and the big guy said happily: "In a harmonious society, how can there be fights?" This is clearly an accident, a righteous act, and a positive social energy that needs to be praised! ”