As soon as he heard that he was going to use yellow paper in the future, Chubby immediately panicked, he had never seen that thing, and he didn't know how to use it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

So Chubby looked at the bikini beauty and said with a serious face: "Sister, let me go, I'm just a child!" ”

The bikini beauty stopped laughing wildly, looked at Chubby and said angrily, "Did I say what I want to do to you again?" I just wanted to catch you for fun, hehe....... ”

It's just playing, it's just playing, I'm not a toy, why play with me? Why are adults so weird?

The little monk went down the mountain to fast, and the old monk explained that the woman under the mountain was a tiger, and she must avoid it if she met it.

Walking through village after village, the little monk wondered why the tiger didn't eat people, and it looked quite cute?

The old monk quietly told his apprentice that such a tiger was the most powerful, and the little monk was so frightened that he ran away, master! Ahh

Chubby suddenly sang "The Woman Under the Mountain is a Tiger" to the beauty of the bikini, singing, singing, Chubby picked up the little boy again and ran.

Because it was almost time to arrive at the hotel, the bikini beauty didn't catch up this time, but just stomped her feet behind and shouted angrily.

"Little fat man, I remember you, I'm still waiting for you here tomorrow, and when I see you coming out, I'll rip off your pants and hang you upside down."

Fat was carrying the little boy on his back, and when he heard the words of the bikini beauty, he couldn't help but shudder, and then said secretly in his heart.

"The master really didn't lie to me, this Chinese woman, I really can't afford to provoke it, it seems that I can't come to the beach tomorrow to play."

After running for a while, seeing that the bikini beauty was not chasing, Xiaopang put down the little boy, pointed to the bikini beauty in the distance, and said with a serious face.

"Brother, if you look for a woman in the future, don't look for such a woman, you know, if you find such a woman, you will suffer in the future."

The little boy was stunned by what Xiaopang said, eldest brother, we are only seven years old, and it is too early to talk about finding a woman now?

Although he thought so, the little boy still looked at Xiaopang and said with a serious face: "Okay brother, in the future, such a woman will be left to you, and I can also find something ugly." ”

Xiaopang glanced at the little boy incredulously, and then secretly said in his heart: "This younger brother is good, he has a future, and he can be accepted as a little brother in the future." ”

After leaving the beach and wandering around the hotel, feeling a little hungry, Chubby took the little boy and walked in the direction of the restaurant.

After arriving at the restaurant, Chubby took the little boy to find an unmanned seat and sat down, then beckoned to the waiter, motioning for her to come over and order her own food.

Xiaopang, the waiters in the hotel all know him, but today everyone is curious about who the little boy this little guy is with.

The waiter walked up to Chubby and said with a smile, "Chubby, what dinner are you going to have tonight?" Is this your brother? ”

Xiaopang looked at the menu and said without looking back: "Sort of, sister, I want to eat this, this, and this and this."

By the way, brother, what do you want to eat, just order, tonight my brother is the east, you just let go of your belly and eat. ”

Hearing Xiaopang's words, the waiter said with contempt in his heart: "I'll go, this little fat man, it's really shameless, just come to eat white food every day, since you still bring people to eat white food, is there anything more shameless than this?" ”

The little boy couldn't read the menu, and he didn't speak English very well, so he looked at the waiter and said with an embarrassed face: "Mine is the same as his." ”

The waiter didn't understand the little boy's words, so she looked at Chubby and said with a puzzled face, "Chubby, what is your brother talking about?" ”

It's terrible to be uneducated, Xiaopang looked at the waiter and said with contempt: "He said he wanted one, the same food as mine." ”

The waiter glared at Xiaopang, and said angrily: "Stinky Xiaopang, what do you mean by this look, be careful that I will go to the beach tomorrow to block you." ”

Another one is going to block me at the beach, sir, I won't sing tomorrow, I'll let you block enough, hum.

After dinner, Chubby looked at his phone and found that it had been more than two hours, and he thought that it was almost time to go back.

So he took the little boy back to the room, and the sound inside the door just opened made the little fat and the little boy stunned at the same time.

"Ah......hh No, I can't! ”

"Drink, drink...... I'm almost there, just wait a minute, huh. ”

After glancing at the little boy, Xiaopang said with an incredulous face: "Damn, master, they won't be in love. Love, right? ”

"Brother, what is love. Love? The little boy looked at Chubby and said with a puzzled expression.

"Don't make a sound, sit here, I'll go in and see what my master and your mother are doing, hehe......."

Xiaopang quietly opened the door of Li Xiaowu's room, secretly glanced at the situation inside, then covered his mouth and grinned, and pulled the little boy to his room.

After arriving at the room, Xiaopang smiled and said, "Brother, your mother is playing a shame game with my master, ...... quack." ”

"What's a shame game, is it a fun game?"

Xiaopang looked at the little boy's puzzled expression, shook his head, and sighed with a wry smile: "I have the handsomeness that I shouldn't have at this age, and the wisdom that I shouldn't have at this age."

If you know too much, you will have a lot less fun, brother, I wish I could be a normal child like you! ”

"Oooooooooo......oo Don't, don't, I'm here, I'm here. ”

"Drink, drink...... Well, comfortable. ”

Downstairs from the room, Li Xiaowu and the beautiful woman's strange cries.

The little boy suddenly looked at Xiao Fat and asked with a serious face, "Brother, is your master beating my mother?" ”

"No, they'll come out later, they just estimated that they were in the house, playing papapa... bar. ”

Although the little boy was very puzzled about how to play, this time he didn't ask, he was going to wait for his mother to come out and ask her directly.

Ten minutes later, the sound came from downstairs again.

"Comfortable, comfortable, ahhh......h Tap, oh my god it hurts. ”

The little boy pointed at Xiaopang and said angrily: "You still said that it wasn't your master who was beating my mother, you saw my mother crying so badly, and you still said no, no, I will go down to save my mother." ”

Xiaopang stopped the little boy and said with a serious face: "Brother, didn't you say that you want a younger brother and sister, don't go down if you want it." ”

The little boy was stunned for a moment, and said with a puzzled face: "Your master beats my mother, can my mother give me younger brothers and sisters?" Brother...... Are you kidding me? ”

Xiaopang was too lazy to explain, so he took out his mobile phone directly, released the European and American version of the 3-machine film, and let the little boy sit on the bed, and study it quietly and slowly.

The master and apprentice can only help you so much, and the master from afar can't help it. (To be continued.) )