Chapter 0324: The Peach Blossom Policeman's Meat Joke
After waiting silently for nearly five minutes, Lin Feng turned around and turned to the opposite block, calmly walked across the sidewalk like other ordinary residents, and then used the peripheral vision of his eyes to inspect the scene in the courtyard just now. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
, in just five minutes, the group of white-clothed medical staff and blue-clad workers just now have disappeared, and a large pile of packing boxes at the door is nowhere to be seen, let alone the mule and the white-coated doctor.
Things are not as easy as you think, if you rush in, you can return with your whole body, but if you want to kill the devils of the island country, destroy the drug dens or rescue the kidnapped fathers and villagers inside, it is difficult to say.
It seems that at the critical moment, I still have to notify the beautiful director Ou Mingming and that sassy girl Ou Xiaolei!
Lin Feng weighed left and right, and always felt that he was swept out of the house some time ago, and now he is begging for someone to report his work or ask for help, which is really dull and disgraced.
Thinking about this, Lin Feng suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have been expelled from the auxiliary police team, and he was just driving people out of the office because of his style.
Hahaha, the assistant police are also policemen, how can I forget this!
Although it is impossible to mobilize the local police force with this identity, you can avoid being harassed by the fucking traffic police by driving a fast car, and if you really check it, we will say that you are performing official duties. If you really run into brainless policemen who can't get the hang of it, do we have a photo of the Secret Service's "Jade Mask Shura No. 008" to scare them!
Hey, privilege is a fucking good thing, no wonder so many people are struggling to find it.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng immediately returned to his Lexus GS and drove the car to the Dongpu Police Station at the speed he always used to fly a plane.
The moment he walked into the hall, Lin Feng found that the two peach blossom policewomen happened to greet him with smiling faces in the hall.
This thing knows that he must have been corrupted by those little ladies during this time, and now he is not welcomed, so he didn't dare to rely on other people's cold butts with his hot face.
So as soon as he entered the door, Master Lin put on a "cold fan" and said loudly to a group of office officers: "I'm here to provide clues, I want to see Director Ou!" ”
As soon as she heard Lin Feng say this, the little policewoman Zhou Nan circled around Master Lin three times, and then asked with a wicked smile: "No, Lin Shao, if you want to say that you are here to 'pick up girls', I still believe it, and now you actually say that you are here to report the case and provide clues, damn, is there a mistake...... But, hey, hey, I heard that you were swept away by Director Ou for stealing our 'Thunderbolt Little Police Flower'? Hahaha, what's the matter, it's a retrospective, and it's back to the game? ”
"That's it, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, you don't even let go of the niece of the European Bureau, okay, there are colored gallbladders," Liu Lu's beautiful eyes flashed, and then he looked back around, and found that the police officer who was not closer to the little police flower Ou Xiaolei, so he continued to ask with a grin, "Hey, Lin Shao, tell my sister, that one has a taste, the small one or the big one?" Hee-hee-hee! Tut-tut, at first glance, it's a veteran, you know it! ”
Looking at the two policewomen in front of him, Lin Feng's eyes widened, and then he argued with the two peach blossom policewomen confidently: "You guys are too evil, sister, policeman, isn't it the incident at the train station last time, be kind, didn't I detoxify our two victims that time, yes, that should be called...... It's called 'Healing and Saving People'! ”
"Yo Yo Yo, look at this little lie, I said Lin Feng's little brother, come and be reliable, dare to love you, that thing can cure all diseases?" Zhou Nan stared at her sparkling beautiful eyes, looked at Lin Feng's angular handsome face and said.
Because of their age, Zhou Nan and Liu Lu are a little older than Lin Feng, so in many things, the two Peach Blossom policewomen call themselves the eldest sisters.
Seeing that Zhou Nan was clearly looking for trouble, Lin Feng began to brag nonsense: "That's not easy to say, we're really not good at the others, but as far as the hand that came from the train station that day, I dare to say that gynecological diseases are cured!" ”
As soon as he heard Young Master Lin blow like this, a delicate voice immediately followed and said, "So you and your sister Nan Nan have some treatment for menstrual pain?" ”
At this time, Liu Lu, the little policewoman who followed closely, stared at the shining eyes and said, "You say...... Isn't it, little brother? ”,
Saying this, Liu Lu's pair of beautiful eyes never left the bulging bulge of Young Master Lin.
Knowing that these two female policemen would not let go of themselves easily, Master Lin decided to sell them to death as stupid.
"Please don't call me little brother, my 'little brother' is not 'little'!" Lin Feng looked at Liu Lu with a dark face and continued to shout, "If anyone says that I am 'small', I will sue him for slander!" ”
"Yo Yo Yo, it's big enough, my sister has seen it, but I just haven't tried it, hehehehe!" Saying this, the policewoman Zhou Nan still made a good comparison, and then said while snorting, "I just don't know...... We, the European Bureau and the 'Thunderbolt Boys', are you not satisfied? ”
"Needless to say, of course I'm quite satisfied, and I don't look at the unconventional appearance and strength of our handsome guy's 'magic weapon', just looking at it can make some little girls reach orgasm," Speaking of talking about his strengths, Lin Feng immediately began to be complacent, and then dizzily said, "If you compare the blocks alone, our Lin Feng can be regarded as the first person worthy of the name in Dongpu; Even in terms of combat ability, even those foreign devils abroad are difficult to be on the right side of our handsome guys! ”
"Blow, blow, continue to blow, strong ability and still being kicked out of the house, it is estimated that it is 'silver-like wax gun head, it is useless', hahahaha...... Hahahaha......" Zhou Nan laughed insolently while pointing at Lin Feng's somewhere with disdain.
"Hey, I said sister officer, what kind of tone are you, we don't brag about my brother's ability in this area, you two go into battle together, don't make you lose your armor and abandon your armor, we are handsome and write the words backwards!"
Lin Feng saw that policewoman Zhou Nan had doubts about some of his abilities, and immediately became anxious.
"Hey, don't brag, you can still be kicked out by other people's aunts and nephews if you have a good job in bed, if my sister guesses well, it is estimated that it is either impotence or premature diarrhea...... That, that, although my sister is not married yet, she has not seen anything in this area! Zhou Nan's face turned red and said angrily.
Lin Feng was crazy for a while, and said in his heart that these two peach blossom girls who had never seen the world were just good at their mouths, and they had no knowledge in this matter and were very expert.
Then, I saw Master Lin staring at the fire-breathing bull's eyes and gritting his teeth at the peach blossom policewoman Zhou Nan and asked, "Damn, I don't believe it, right, then tell me about you and your how many orgasms a night?" ”
"Hmph, my sister didn't want to tell you that I was afraid that you would have low self-esteem, but in order to let a hairy young man like you know what 'modest and cautious study is', that sister reluctantly said to you!" Zhou Nan squinted his eyes with a proud look.
"Just a few orgasms?" Young Master Lin was already anxious.
"Heh, when I went to school, my sister couldn't catch up once a week, wasn't she young at that time, and I didn't find a suitable one," Peach Blossom Policewoman Zhou Nan's pretty red face rose to the sky, and she looked at the square stripes on the ceiling with happy eyes and continued to brag about her "sexual happiness time", "Since my sister found my family's current brother, that is, your future brother-in-law, there is an orgasm every night, you said that your sister Nan Nan is very-sex-blessed-"
In order to make her harmonious life sound enviable, policewoman Zhou Nan increased the volume and lengthened the tone of the words "very sexually happy".
This is not counted, and then she asked Lin Feng very disdainfully: "Then you and the European Bureau several times a night, tell my sister, sister don't laugh at your ignorance and weakness." ”
"Listen up, it's just a 'seaside field battle', or Director Ou took the initiative to ride me...... I resisted desperately at that time, and finally I had no choice but to obey her, which finally led to my 'failure to resist Japan' and lose my peace! Hi, there are many helplessness in life! Lin Feng said confidently, showing off in his tone.
"What about you and Ou Xiaolei, the 'Thunderbolt Little Police Flower'?" Zhou Nan began to show an envious look on his face.
"It was an accident, but it didn't work out, that is, I got off the ground, and those two little Nier watched me hit the once, but they were all sprayed!"
Lin Feng said helplessly, while stretching his arms and waist, making movements that only bodybuilders can complete: "Hey, if you look handsome and have a better figure, you will inevitably be harassed all the time!" ”
After doing all this, Young Master Lin found that the two peach blossom girls were only concerned about infinite reverie and forgot to applaud themselves, so he added in a very arrogant whisper: "I can seriously tell you two, my brother is a good man who is 'the same on the outside', not only in good shape, but also good in bed, you can take it now, hahahaha...... Hahahaha......"
At this time, Zhou Nan, who came back to his senses, said: "Naturally, it's so good, then why were you still driven away by your aunt and nephew?" Besides, you are so material, they are not stupid, one is close to thirty, like a wolf-like age; A young man who tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time, was hungry and thirsty. Without a sturdy man, how can you stand it at night......"
Zhou Nan was enthusiastically analyzing the problem and solving the problem for the Ou aunt and nephew, when he heard another peach blossom policewoman, Liu Lu, coughing incessantly.
However, where does Zhou Nan on Daoxing's head have the habit of automatic braking.
Seeing that her sister Liu Lu was coughing there repeatedly, the peach blossom policewoman Zhou Nan immediately said impatiently: "What cough, cough, it can't be that you were stabbed in the throat last night...... Okay, let's move on to the European Bureau and the little police flowers......"
Seeing that her sisters not only didn't listen to their hints, but also became more and more energetic the more they talked, the girl Liu Lu couldn't hold back anymore: "Cough cough, cough cough, hey, Nan Nan, you should rest for a while!" ”