[92] Crazy feast, full dinosaur feast
Looking at the dinosaur's huge body, and then at the black sword in his hand, Li Xiaowu gave up the idea of turning around and leaving.
I have watched a lot of TV, movies, anime, and comics, and they all say that dinosaur meat is delicious.
Li Xiaowu vaguely remembered that when he used to watch Dragon Ball, when he saw Goku's son eating dinosaur meat, his six-year-old self was still greedy and licked the TV screen.
When he was six years old, Li Xiaowu was already beginning to pity the deliciousness of dinosaur meat, and now he finally met the dinosaur, and turning around and leaving was simply an international joke for Li Xiaowu.
Li Xiaowu first transmitted the sound to the second dog, telling it to take good care of itself so as not to get hurt, and then raised the black sword in his hand and quickly rushed towards the location of the dinosaur above the treetops.
As if sensing the arrival of danger, the dinosaurs that were supposed to get close to Li Xiaoxiao's side ran towards the empty grass one after another, making Li Xiaoxiao's first dragon hunting plan come to naught.
Although the dragon hunting plan failed this time, Li Xiaoxiao did not give up.
After Li Xiaowu came down from the tree, he slowly walked towards the deeper part of the forest with the two dogs, and it didn't take long for Li Xiaowu and them to meet again, a target that could be attacked, a young Tyrannosaurus rex less than two meters tall.
Li Xiaowu looked at the big guy in front of him, and hurriedly reached out to put the two dogs into the space, and then pulled out the black sword and attacked the Tyrannosaurus rex violently, avoiding the big mouth of the Tyrannosaurus rex, and then pierced the neck of the Tyrannosaurus rex with a sword.
Before he died, the young overlord let out a burst of piercing wails, and then less than a minute later, the roar and running of two adult Tyrannosaurus rex were immediately heard in the distance.
Swallowing his saliva, Li Xiaowu didn't have time to think about whether he could beat it or not, so he directly reached out and put the young Tyrannosaurus Rex he had just killed into the space with himself.
Boom Boom Li Xiaowu and the dead Tyrannosaurus Rex fell into the open space in front of the aircraft carrier together, and then immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the aircraft carrier.
Ergouzi and Erlaizi were the first dogs to find Li Xiaowu back.
After successfully returning to the space, Li Xiaowu pulled out the black sword on the neck of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, and said breathlessly, "Nima, Lao Tzu is really scared this time, the Tyrannosaurus Rex is really fucking terrifying, and before he saw the body, the voice scared Lao Tzu's teeth straight into fighting." ”
Ergouzi walked in front of Li Xiaowu, looked at Erlaizi and said with a smile, "Brother, I didn't lie to you, I just said, wait for the master to definitely let the dinosaurs in, now believe me, hahaha." ”
The sound of Li Xiaowu's landing just now was very loud, and Lin Xie, who heard the movement, ran out of the woods and the aircraft carrier one after another.
Everyone came to Li Xiaoxiao's face, looked at the young Tyrannosaurus rex in front of them, and said with an incredible face, "Dinosaur, I'll go, since it's really a dinosaur." ”
Rocco hugged his son Romenwei, walked in front of Li Xiaowu, looked at the Tyrannosaurus rex corpse in front of him, swallowed his saliva and said, "Big brother, this big guy, you killed it, lie down, big brother, you are too cowskin." ”
"Cowhide fart, just now Lao Tzu was almost scared out of half of his life, at this time there are two bigger Tyrannosaurus rex outside, as if crazy, looking for traces of me and the second dog outside.
If I throw the two dogs out now, it is estimated that it will not take a minute, and the two dogs will be eaten alive by them immediately. Li Xiaowu got up from the ground and said with a frightened face.
The second dog didn't dare to scream, walked in front of Li Xiaoxiao, and pleaded with a bitter face, "Master, don't throw me out, I've been with you for so many years, even if there is no credit, there is hard work."
If you have to throw out a dog, then you can throw Erlaizi out, anyway, he has grown so big, except for eating, he has never done a serious thing. ”
"Big brother, I want to cut off the brotherly relationship with you, at this life-and-death juncture, if you don't take care of me as a younger brother, forget it, since you still push me into the fire pit, you are too doggy, I didn't expect you to be such a dog." Er Laizi looked at Er Gouzi, with tears in his eyes, and said with a sad face.
Li Xiaowu glanced at the two dogs, and then said angrily, "The dog barks a fart, I'm just making an analogy, and I didn't say that I really want to throw you out, and besides, why did I throw you out?" ”
"Hehe, it's best to be the master, and I'm not willing to hurt me so cute." Er Laizi looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a smile on his face.
Directly ignoring Er Laizi's words, Li Xiaowu said to the people who were in a daze, "Tonight, let's have a supper, do we want to eat dinosaur meat, this is a rare ingredient." ”
An Kejie walked in front of the Tyrannosaurus rex, swallowed his saliva, and said with a smile, "Okay, let's have supper tonight, eat dinosaur meat, Lin Xie, Wu Ren, Li, Rocco, let's carry this dinosaur to the aircraft carrier and clean it up." ”
Li Xiaowu walked in front of everyone, directly carried the Tyrannosaurus rex of more than 500 catties, and then walked towards the aircraft carrier, without looking back, "Let's go, let's go back to the aircraft carrier and eat dinosaur meat." ”
When Li Xiaowu carried the Tyrannosaurus Rex onto the splint on the aircraft carrier, Liu Xiaoping, Keli, Xiao Huolin, and Medis walked out of the room with the four little guys.
looked at the Tyrannosaurus rex in front of Li Xiaowu, Keli and all of them, and exclaimed with an incredible face, "Dinosaur, oh my God, it's a real dinosaur." ”
"Dad, is it okay to make dragon meat for you tonight, Xiao Tiantian, Mingming, Xiao Jiaolong, Little Tyson, do you want to eat dinosaur meat?
If you don't eat it, Dad and Uncle will finish it together. Li Xiaowu let go of the dinosaur, looked at the four little guys, and said with a smile on his face.
The four little guys nodded at the same time, and then the little Jiaolong said with a smile, "The little Jiaolong wants to eat dragon meat, and it feels like it's eating its own kind, hehehe." ”
Lin Xie, Wu Ren, An Kejie, and Luo Ke, holding knives and carrying food preservation boxes, walked in front of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, and together with Li Xiaoxiao, dismembered the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
After the dismemberment, Li Xiaowu took part of the meat for supper, and the other part was kept warm and refrigerated for consumption.
Li Xiaowu, Wu Ren, Lin Xie, and Lin Lin personally cooked, and used the Chinese cooking method to make a large table of sumptuous dragon meat feast.
Keel soup, dragon meat, frying, frying, boiling, roasting, stewing, boiling, everything is complete.
Dragon bone soup, fried dragon tongue, fried dragon meat, boiled dragon meat, pickled stewed dragon meat, dragon bones, Li Xiaowu They are all there, the top Chinese chef, this meal is so delicious that Brazil accidentally bit his tongue.
Lin took pictures of the food and dinosaurs, and then sent them to An Lin and Sisidao, "You may not believe it, our supper tonight is dinosaur meat, you see that these are all evidence, proving that I am not lying to you." ”
An Lin and Sisi immediately replied Oh my God, it's crazy, you guys are all dinosaurs, Lin we miss you, when will you come back, it's so boring when you're not there.
Lin picked up his mobile phone and replied with a bitter face that he couldn't go back, my father had offended people, and now if our family goes back, they will be hacked to death by those debt collectors.
If you miss me, find my brother-in-law and ask him to take you here for a vacation.
(Po Sing Shek Academy)