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"Xu Da Beauty, shouldn't you really not give me any face?"

Seeing Xu Cun leaning towards him, Xu Qing hesitated, didn't move, and then said, "Are women really that fun?" ”

Xu Qing's fierce words made Xu Cun slightly stunned, and subconsciously said, "What? ”

Xu Qing picked up the red wine in front of him and took a sip, and then repeated: "Are women really that funny?" ”

This time, Xu Cun heard it clearly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

In addition to being stunned, Xu Cun couldn't help but look Xu Qing up and down twice!

After looking at Xu Qing for a while, Xu Cuncai said: "I don't know what other men think, but I am indeed lustful, and I am lustful." ”

Xu Qing asked curiously, "Can you tell me why you are so?" ”

Xu Cun scratched his head and said, "This ...... I haven't really thought about why...... Maybe it's instinct, in my opinion, it's the most normal to have a different surname and love women. ”

Xu Qing pouted and said: "It's normal for men to be, but I'm afraid it's not normal for someone like you to be, right?" ”

Xu Cun retorted with a smile: "The Yellow Emperor's imperial daughter is 1,200 and ascends to the immortal, only ordinary men can guard a woman to the end of life...... the original text in the "Book of Rites" records that during the Zhou Dynasty, the emperor could legally have one hundred and twenty-one wives. Count: The queen is alone, and she sleeps with the emperor every half month; three ladies, three of them accompany the emperor to sleep together for one night every half month; Nine concubines and nine people also accompany the emperor to sleep together every half month; There were twenty-seven women in the world, and every five days, three people were drawn by lot to accompany the emperor to sleep overnight; For the remaining fourteen days, five or six of the eighty-one women accompanied the emperor to bed for one night...... These emperors of the Zhou Dynasty are small compared with those emperors who have 3,000 Fan Dai emperors in later generations, and the most powerful Qin Emperor Han Wu in history, although they are "slightly inferior to coquettish" in terms of literary style, but their "commotion" is the best in the world. It is recorded in the history books that Qin Shi Huang, who swept the world, and every time he destroyed a country, he would accept his princesses, princesses, noblewomen and beauties into the palace, and he had tens of thousands of harem girls. Although it is unprecedented, but by no means the last, this record of Emperor Qin Shihuang was quickly broken by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, according to the records in the history books, during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the harem level was divided into fourteen, and the number of concubines in the harem also reached 18,000 people, that is to say, Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty had 18,000 women, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty once said, "You can go without meals for three days, but you can't go without women for a day." ”…… By the way, Tang Xuanzong was even more ruthless, only the three palaces of Chang'an, Daming, Xingqing and the two palaces of the eastern capital of Da Nei and Shangyang, that is, there were 40,000 palace maids, it can be seen that Tang Xuanzong's palace maids were more than 40,000, and the total population of the Tang Dynasty at that time was only 50 million, which is equivalent to one out of a thousand people who was the wife and concubine of Tang Xuanzong, which was more than the total number of officials in the Tang Dynasty. ”

Speaking of this, Xu Cun paused for a moment, and then smiled: "Compared with the Yellow Emperor, Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Tang Xuanzong, do you still think that I am abnormal?" ”

Listening to Xu Cun's quibbles, Xu Qing's nose almost lost his breath, and he said hatefully: "Then you also learn from the Yellow Emperor, Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Tang Xuanzong, get a few palaces, and loot tens of thousands of women!" ”

As if he hadn't heard the sarcasm in Xu Qing's words, Xu Cun said yearningly: "If I can really do what I say, then I will definitely die without regrets!" ”

As soon as he saw Xu Cun's yearning expression at this time, Xu Qing was angry and said: "Then you don't hurry up and work hard, you haven't even arrived a hundred now, if you don't work hard, I'm afraid you won't even be able to reach a fraction of the fraction of these famous historical greats." ”

Xu Cun looked at Xu Qing and said meaningfully, "Aren't I working hard?" ”

"You!"

Xu Qing really didn't expect that Xu Cun would be so direct, so unscrupulous, and so brazen!

Xu Cun looked at Xu Qing and said seriously: "Xu Qing, be my girlfriend, I will always be good to you, and I will make you one of the happiest women in the world!" ”

Xu Qing laughed angrily: "Why do you think I will be your girlfriend?" ”

Xu Cun replied very simply: "Intuition...... My gut tells me that you like me! After thinking about it, Xu Cun added: "Actually, I have a lot of advantages, and it's normal for you to like me." ”

Xu Qing said provocatively: "Oh? What are your strengths, let's hear about it. ”

Xu Cun said unequivocally:

"Handsome."

"I can make movies."

"I can write songs."

"Will ......"

"Stop!" Xu Qing interrupted Xu Cun and said, "You know how to write songs, right?" ”

Xu Cun nodded and said, "Of course, I think you should have heard the songs I wrote." ”

Xu Qing smiled sweetly and said, "I've heard it, and I also heard that you write songs very quickly?" ”

Xu Cun, who really wanted to soak in Xu Qing, said immodestly: "It's okay, I feel that I can even write a song in five minutes." ”

Xu Qingxin said: "Write a song in five minutes, you lie to the ghost, if you want to write a good song, there is no cap on it for as little as three months, and some lyricists and composers can only write one or two good songs in their lifetime." ”

After having this subjective understanding, Xu Qing raised the bar and said: "Mr. Xu, if you can write a good song in five minutes, no, fifty minutes, I will give you a chance, how about it?" ”

Xu Cun looked at Xu Qing's two beautiful dimples, and said without even thinking about it: "Don't do it!" ”

Xu Qing's eyes narrowed and he smiled: "Why, can't you write in fifty minutes?" ”

Xu Cun said deliberately: "How can I not write, I am the world's top lyricist and composer...... It's just that your conditions are too harsh, I write a good song in fifty minutes, and you give me a chance, it's so unfair, if you can change the conditions to be my girlfriend directly, I can go up and sing it to you right now! ”

Xu Qing thought in his heart: "It's impossible to write a good song in fifty minutes, if he really has this ability, my aunt and grandmother will admit it!" ”

Thinking of this, Xu Qing said: "Okay, as long as you can write a good song that can move me within fifty minutes, I will promise to be your girlfriend!" ”

Seeing that Xu Qing agreed, Xu Cun deliberately sat on the ground and said, "I'll enter the cave room in a while!" ”

Xu Cun's starting price was regarded by Xu Qing as a sign of Xu Cun's weakness, so Xu Qing smiled and said, "Okay...... Shall we swear by a high-five? ”

"Hey, hey!"

Xu Cun said hesitantly: "Wow! ”

After speaking, Xu Cun stretched out his right hand.

For a moment, Xu Qing really hesitated - after all, this was related to the happiness of her own life!

But thinking that it was impossible for anyone to write a good song in such a short time, Xu Qing took the initiative to slap Xu Cun's right hand three times, and then said: "If you can really write a good song that can move me within fifty minutes, I Xu Qing will be your person from now on!" ”

The moment Xu Qing withdrew his hand, Xu Cun suddenly stretched out his hands and held Xu Qing's confident goose egg face and kissed Xu Qing fiercely on the lips!

After the lips parted from each other, Xu Cun smiled at Xu Qing, and then walked straight to the microphone, "This is a deposit, five minutes is enough, it doesn't take fifty minutes!" ”

Xu Qing never thought that Xu Cun would kiss her, so after being kissed by Xu Cun, Xu Qing was stunned all of a sudden!

It wasn't until he heard Xu Cun say, "This is a deposit", that Xu Qing roared at Xu Cun's back: "Xu Cun, your uncle!" ”

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