Chapter 29: It's so hot
"Got it!"
Akai secretly rejoiced in his heart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The vigilance of the big fat sheep is really too bad, not to mention an experienced veteran like Akai, any ordinary person can steal the big fat sheep's wallet on the impromptu basis. But it's not to blame the big fat sheep, who made the girl next to the big fat sheep too cute? This is the legendary red face and troubled water, right?
Akai forcibly endured the snickering joy in his heart, and the pace of his feet remained unchanged, as if nothing had happened, and walked casually towards the side of the pedestrian street, like an ordinary passer-by.
While walking, Akai casually took out the wallet of the big fat sheep that had just arrived from his arms, and from the perspective of Akai's professional identification skills, this wallet was shiny and translucent, comfortable and soft to start, and at a glance he knew that it was made of fine calf leather tanning.
Mr. Xiaotou is happy in his heart, this one is worth it! Even if you don't have a penny in your wallet, you can sell 2K soft girl coins with your wallet alone! It's really a big fat sheep! If such a big fat sheep can have one every day, it won't be long before he can wash his hands in a golden basin, right?
However, as soon as Akai couldn't wait to open his wallet, his face turned green in an instant!
Nima! What the hell is this! What about trust between people!?
It turns out that this cowhide wallet has a bright appearance, and the leather used inside!
That's right! A wallet covered with calfskin on the outside, and leather on the inside! It's torn apart with a little force.、It's so cheap that no one picks it up when it is thrown on the ground!!
The whole wallet is only wrapped in calfskin, in fact, all of it is made of the cheapest leather!
Such a wallet, not to mention 2K soft sister coins, no one wants 20 soft sister coins, okay!
However, what made Akai's face twitch even more was that he didn't say a penny in his wallet, and a white card was lying arrogantly on his wallet. The card was written in a childish font with the words that made Akai despair-
"Boy, have you heard of Lean?"
You! Listen! Say! Pass! Sharp! Quiet! Whatever!
I've heard of your sister! Why don't you ask me if I want to do a micro-business with you! Akai thought about it, was the big fat sheep's high-spirited face of a winner in life just to lure a simple and ignorant teenager like me into joining a pyramid scheme?
Can there be more trust between people!
Akai buckled his wallet back with both hands, turned around decisively, and hurriedly walked towards the big fat sheep in a hurry.
At the moment when he overtook the big fat sheep, Mr. Thief slammed into the big fat sheep's shoulder. However, this retaliatory behavior did not have any effect, the seemingly delicate big fat sheep, his figure was not as weak as it seemed, his shoulders were exceptionally strong, and he didn't move when he was hit by Akai.
In the end, Mr. Xiaotou just put his wallet in the pocket of the big fat sheep and left without looking back.
Yes, handy! There is no professionalism of a thief at all, and the wallet with a kind of casualness, a kind of disdain, just fell into the pocket of the big fat sheep.
Poor Akai left this sad place that once filled him with hope and was full of despair at the moment, and meowed, Uncle, I'm not here anymore, go hunting in the bus, right?
Thinking of the Apple pear phone waiting for him in the bus, Akai had a nostalgic smile on his face.
With his hands in his pants pockets, Akai walked towards the bus stop outside the pedestrian street.
However, before he could take a few steps, Akai's whole body froze.
"What the hell is this!" The poor thief took the purse out of his trouser pocket and thought with a bewildered expression.
Looking at the familiar, shiny wallet, Akai opened it with trembling hands, and on the white paper inside, familiar words danced, as if mocking Akai's indiscretion - "Boy, have you heard of Li'an......"
With a "snap", Akai clasped his wallet again. This time, he didn't look back to the big fat sheep, but found a random trash can and threw his wallet into it.
"It's really a dog today!" Akai thought with a slight irritability in his heart. He had no idea when the purse had been put in his pants pocket by the big fat sheep. This is a very terrible thing, as a thief, you don't even know that someone has done something to you!?
"Is this a senior teaching himself? I haven't done anything against the rules lately! ”
"Could it be that a peer doesn't like him? No, I'm not the best at it, but no one of my peers can put their wallet back in their pocket without even noticing! ”
"Could it be that my friend is playing a prank, putting my wallet in my pocket before I leave today?"
A succession of thoughts came out of Akai's mind, and Mr. Thief was in a state of confusion at the moment.
Although upset, Akai is not ready to give up on the idea of going to the bus to hunt.
What do humans like to do when they're upset? Venting, of course! As a thief, the means of venting are naturally different from ordinary people yelling and throwing things. Akai is ready to steal all the mobile phones of the entire bus, including the driver!
him meow for no more than three! the meow of the rules! A flash of madness flashed in Akai's eyes, and he reached into the pocket of his clothes in his arms.
Hidden there was his weapon, a small blade the size of a fingernail. With the help of this little blade, Akai can silently cut through the pockets of other people's clothes and steal other people's mobile phones. It's an essential part of stealing the entire bus plan!
was thinking proudly, suddenly Akai's face stiffened, and then he didn't care about the eyes of others as if he was looking at a nervous disorder, and while screaming hysterically, he took off his shirt and fell to the ground hard.
The clothes were poured on the ground with a "pop", and I saw a shiny wallet slipping out of the pocket on the inside of the clothes and rolling down the road. An autumn breeze blew from nowhere, and the wallet was blown open with a "click", revealing the white card inside, on which were written a few black words in childish font - "Boy, have you heard of Li'an?" ”
The autumn wind blew through his wallet, through his clothes, and on Akai's upper body in a thin shirt, making Mr. Thief's body tremble. However, the collapsed Akai didn't care about these details, and instead screamed with red eyes, and kicked the wallet on the ground with his foot.
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What should I do if I steal a wallet that I can't lose no matter how I lose it? Waiting online, I'm in a hurry"
On this night, the third video of Su Chuan's studio was posted on the Internet, which immediately aroused heated discussions and comments from many netizens.
In the video, Akai stole Su Ye's wallet, and his smug expression was clearly captured by the black technology camera. Then when Mr. Thief opened his wallet for the first time, his expression as if he had eaten made people laugh.
The note in the wallet that said "Boy, have you heard of Li'an" surprised all the people who watched the video, and many people said that their stomachs hurt when they saw this.
Of course, this is not the climax of the video, when Akai stuffed his wallet back into Su Ye's pocket......