Chapter 152: The old man of the Huang family likes to scare children
In an antique room, a white-haired old man in a black tunic sat on the Taishi chair, this old man was seventy or eighty years old, with silver hair, listening to Peking Opera with his eyes closed. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
After Uncle Huang walked into the room, he stood beside the old man, his straight body was like a gun, and a pair of tiger eyes glared at Li Shaolong.
The old man is none other than the grandfather of the two sisters Huang Qibei, the chief Huang Old Man. Old Man Huang hummed softly while listening to Peking Opera, not looking like a character who could shake the entire empire for three days and three nights with a stomp of his feet, but like a neighbor's grandfather.
Li Shaolong stood quietly in front of him, waiting, waiting.
"Boy, I know you, you are the boy who fell into the dung pit for three hours and was salvaged and not only fine, but also laughed while running, wiped his mouth and hiccuped." The old man opened his eyes and looked at Li Shaolong with interest.
"Old man, I know you too, you are the old man who is sick and doesn't take medicine and shouts every day that you want to run naked" Li Shaolong couldn't help but roll his eyes and said.
"Really? I think it's you, am I mistaken? A smile appeared at the corner of Old Man Huang's mouth, and then he slapped it on the table and said sharply: "Little bastard, are you guilty?" ”
"Does it hurt?" Li Shaolong said lightly.
"Smack!"
Another slapping of the table sounded, and Old Man Huang glared at Li Shaolong with an angry face, and said, "Stinky boy, do you know that you are wrong?" Do you know that you have broken the laws of the Empire? ”
"Come on, pull this little rabbit out and kill it!" As soon as Old Man Huang's words fell, several soldiers walked in outside and walked quickly towards Li Shaolong. Looking at this posture, it seems that Li Shaolong is really going to be shot.
"Old man, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, you don't have to give me a horse, right?" Li Shaolong smiled faintly and said, "I'm not a kid who didn't understand anything more than ten years ago, and I won't be stunned by you again." ”
Li Shaolong couldn't help but secretly despise this old guy, and said secretly in his heart: This old guy is still the same as before, he always likes to give people a horse and scare people, but my Young Master Li is scared!
As soon as you come, you will blow your beard and stare at yourself, this is definitely a conspiracy!
Li Shaolong knew the old guy in front of him, he used to be the head of the little soldier under him back then, he was a three-month man, and he was taken care of for three months, and he felt a burst of pore horror when he thought about it.
"Haha......" Old Man Huang couldn't help laughing when he heard Li Shaolong's words, and said: "Boy, when I saw you, I knew that you were not a peaceful guy, a pair of eyes were always dripping and rolling on a woman's chest, a thief, I didn't expect to grow up and hit my granddaughters with the idea, let's talk about it, what should I punish you?" Are they going to put you in prison and let you die of starvation, or are they going to shoot you to death? ”
"Old man, it's not right for you to say that." A smile appeared at the corner of Li Shaolong's mouth, and said: "Life is precious, freedom is more expensive, if it is for love, both can be thrown." Physics says that the same sex repels each other, the opposite sex attracts, biology says that hormones explode and attract other hormones, mathematically speaking, she is the x-axis, I am the y-axis, we don't have to worry about intersecting, geography says that there is a fate to meet thousands of miles away......"
"Humanity has proven that all human activities are inseparable from love."
"It's really, I've been drinking foreign ink for a few years, and I'm not dead, Lao Li is not dead yet?" Old Man Huang was about to be stunned by Li Shaolong.
"Don't worry, grandpa said, his old buddies don't die, he won't die." Li Shaolong smiled slightly.
"Hmph, old fellow." Old Man Huang sneered, and then squinted his eyes at Li Shaolong: "You have thought about it, Beigong Nan, Huang Qibei, and Wang Xiaoxi, who do you choose?" You can only choose one of them. If you dare to choose more, I will shoot you, believe it or not? ”
"Believe, I believe, but old man, emotional matters are not something you can decide, besides, even if the three of me marry together, you can't help me." Li Shaolong smiled faintly and said, "Old man, if you have anything to say, just say it, is there something you want me to help with?" ”
"Boy, is Xiaoxi's illness really cured by you?" Old Man Huang looked at Li Shaolong and asked.
"Do you think there is anyone but me who can cure her?"
"Do you know how to heal?"
"I don't understand, I have seven tricks and six tricks - I don't know anything" Li Shaolong smiled slightly and said, "But I practice the Great Bright Divine Mantra." ”
"The Great Light Spell? The Vatican's "Great Light Mantra"? Old Man Huang's eyes didn't need to be stared straight up, he looked at Li Shaolong and said: "No, the people who practice the Great Light Divine Mantra are all sanctimonious gringos, and you don't look like those sanctimonious defenders." ”
"Old man, you can tell me what you have to do, don't beat around the bush with me."
"Boy, how do you know I have something to look for me?" Old Man Huang asked.
"As soon as I came in, you gave me a horse, and then asked me again, if I had nothing to do, it would be strange, I think this time it must be a very tricky thing." Li Shaolong said: "I like to help others, but I won't interfere in things that are too troublesome, I don't like trouble." ”
"This matter, you don't want to help, you have to help, you want to help, you have to help, you have to help, otherwise I will shoot you, don't think I'm scaring you." Old Man Huang smiled faintly and said, "Boy, this matter belongs to you." ”
Li Shaolong knew that there was absolutely nothing good for this old man to look for himself, and as soon as he turned around, he was about to walk outside, but a large group of soldiers poured in at the door, holding guns at Li Shaolong one by one.
This posture seems to be that Li Shaolong dared to take a step forward again, and shot Li Shaolong, Li Shaolong couldn't help but feel depressed, who did he provoke? Why do people always want to go against themselves?
Li Shaolong's brows couldn't help frowning, and he secretly said in his heart: "This old guy won't be playing with me, right?" ”
turned around slowly and looked at Old Man Huang with a puzzled expression.
"Boy, I said it, you have to promise if you agree, and you have to agree if you don't agree." Old Man Huang said with a smile.
"Old man, aren't you a strong man? I'm just a little person, what might be able to help you? I see, you'd better look for those big guys. Li Shaolong said: "Don't look for me, I really can't do anything." ”