Chapter 19: Three Women in One Play
After the last time the small market happened, everything returned to calm, and time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was Monday, my troubles came, I gave all the lunch money this week to the old Taoist, what will I eat this week!
My brothers are all poor, and they don't have enough pocket money to play games! I can't bear to borrow from them, and what will I think to those newly converted brothers if I borrow money from them! It's definitely not going to work, I'll bear with it!
I deliberately ate an extra bowl of rice in the morning to support me enough, but by noon I still felt very hungry, and now there was no one in the school at this time, and I went home to the market, and my stomach was as empty as the school. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
I was going to take a nap to distract myself, but suddenly a smell of food hit, I followed the fragrance and looked for it, it turned out that there were three girls in the second class who were far away from home and were eating there again, and my saliva immediately flew down three thousand feet!
A beautiful woman with shawl hair looked up and saw me, and called me in, this beauty is called Zhang Lan and I are in a different class in elementary school, she belongs to the kind of girl with a very spicy personality, and she often fights with boys when she first enters elementary school.
I was a little embarrassed to go in, but Zhang Lan was very generous and let me sit next to him and smiled: "You have a good mouth, try Miss Ben's craftsmanship!" "Miss is definitely an insult later, and no one will call herself Miss.
Zhang Lan wiped her chopsticks with a paper towel and handed them to me, I took them and ate them, I couldn't help but be hungry, the dumplings with three fresh fillings were too delicious.
Zhang Lan held the melon seed face that fascinated many male classmates with both hands, looked at me with a smile and asked, "How does it taste?" Yesterday I made dumplings at home, and I brought all my dumplings. ā
"This is your bag! You're so talented, it's delicious, and whoever marries you in the future is really blessed! "My mouth was full of people, and I was afraid that they would laugh at me, so I deliberately made a joke.
Zhang Lan smiled and didn't answer, wrapped me with garlic and poured a glass of water, I thought to myself, what a considerate woman! She is also beautiful, like the nine-tailed demon fox Su Daji in the popular TV series Romance of the Gods at that time! It's just that I don't have feelings for her, and to describe it in a very classic sentence: "She's not my thing!" ā
Next to Zhang Lan sat a fatter beauty named Jiang Yuanyuan, who is round as her name suggests, but women will be the most beautiful angels in their husbands' hearts in the future, so they are all beauties! Jiang Yuanyuan pushed her lunch box forward and smiled, "Try Miss Ben's tofu!" ā
I almost squirted the dumplings in my mouth and laughed, "I don't dare to eat your tofu!" ā
The three girls all laughed, and Zhang Lan wiped my mouth with a tissue and said, "Wipe your ass well!" ā
My face flushed, and I just wanted to say something when I heard a snap, and we all looked towards the door, and saw Wang Yue bowing his head, picking up the lunch box on the ground, and turning his head to walk towards the classroom.
Jiang Yuanyuan and another glasses beauty smiled gossipily: "It seems that some people are jealous!" ā
I looked at Zhang Lan for some reason and said, "She and I are innocent!" ā
Zhang Lan poured me a glass of water and said with a smile: "You and her innocence have nothing to do with Miss Ben!" ā
Jiang Yuanyuan and the glasses beauty also said in unison: "It has nothing to do with Miss Ben!" ā
Looking at the three beauties smiling forward and backward, I understand too well what it means to have three women in one play.
"Have you eaten enough?" asked Zhang Lan.
I nodded and smiled, "I'm full, thank you, Miss Zhang!" ā
Zhang Lan smiled: "Don't be busy thanking you first, my big hero Miss Ben's dumplings are not eaten for nothing"
Jiang Yuanyuan also laughed and said, "And Miss Ben's tofu!" ā
I laughed and said, "I really haven't eaten your tofu!" ā
Jiang Yuanyuan said with a smile: "Miss Ben's tofu can't be seen in vain, besides, the garlic you eat is mine, and Sister Lan doesn't eat garlic." ā
I thought to myself that a beauty like Zhang Lan would definitely not eat garlic! These women were quirky, and I didn't know if they were joking or if they really wanted me to do something.
"Don't make trouble, Yuanyuan, I have something to do!" After Zhang Lan finished speaking, she looked at me affectionately and said, "I have something I want your help with." ā
Or the ancients said that the red face is a disaster! I was casually not interested in this big beauty, but I still felt panicked when she stared at me like this, and I said to her seriously: "As long as I don't promise anything, I can help you!" ā
Zhang Lan nodded my head with her little hand that had fascinated countless boys, and said with a smile: "You think it's beautiful, I really have trouble with you, I've been in trouble recently!" ā
Seeing Zhang Lan's pitiful appearance inspired me to say with a thousand pride: "Someone is bullying you!" Tell me who it is and I'll give you a breath! ā
Zhang Lan smiled: "That's right!" This is the big hero, okay, let's get down to business with you, there is a gangster named Wang Xiaogang in the fourth year of junior high school, he and Wang Bo, who was hospitalized by you for a while, are known as the second king of junior high school, they are the first bully of our school, have you heard of it? ā
Seeing me nodding, Zhang Lan and I winked and said: "This Wang Xiaogang has been trying me (the consciousness of Northeast dialect harassment) recently, I met him at the intersection with Yuanyuan this morning, and he insisted on riding a bicycle to take me to school and was scolded by me, he was very angry and threatened me that I would block me after school!" ā
"It's okay, don't be afraid, I'll wait for her after school!" With that, I got up and prepared to leave.
"What do my big heroes want to eat tomorrow!" Zhang Lan smiled at me after speaking.
Looking at Zhang Lan's little melon seed face that was too much to die, I thought of the words "Eat tomorrow", you almost blurted out.
I stabilized my blood pressure and smiled, "I don't eat much, you can watch it." ā
As soon as I walked to the door, I heard Jiang Yuanyuan shouting, "The big hero will run away after eating tofu!" I didn't dare to take this stubble, who knows what else this fat girl can say, I ran away with the three of them laughing!
I escaped in embarrassment, and just wanted to go back to the classroom, I suddenly thought that Wang Yue's aunt and grandmother were still waiting for me in the classroom.
There are a lot of people on the playground at this point, I was just about to go to see if my brothers have come back, and I saw a group of girls chattering towards the basketball court, and I blame me for never playing with girls when I was in elementary school, and I didn't talk to them much, and now I don't know what's going on, I especially like to play with girls, and I'm crazy, maybe it's the adolescence of the legendary love sinus!
I followed these beauties to the basketball court and saw a group of people in a small circle, I thought it was some kind of activity, squeezed in and looked at it, and suddenly a fire immediately arose from my heart, and I saw two people in the middle of the crowd, one squatting and one sitting, sitting on this person It was Wang Xiaogang who was smiling, squatting with a bitter face, as if he was nicknamed Da Niu, I don't know what his real name is, I leaned forward to see what they were doing, and I saw Wang Xiaogang raise his hand and slapped two slaps on Da Niu's face, and then smiled Mimi pointed to Da Niu's nose and said: " Hold it back for me, if you dare to shed a tear today, I'll hit you fifty times in the mouth! ā
Seeing this, I really couldn't stand it, and went over and said to the big cow: "Get up! ā
The poor man must have something to hate, this big bull looked up at me and lowered his head, and I didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, kicked the big bull down, and shouted: "Get out! Go back to class! ā
There is an old saying that people are wood carvings and don't fight, and people are bitter insects that can't be beaten, and it really makes sense that this big cow got up from the ground and ran, Wang Xiaogang stood up and wanted to stop him, and when he saw me blocking in front of him, he glanced at me and sneered: "Don't think that you can be invincible in the world with two kung fu!" ā
I stared into his eyes and asked, "Is it fulfilling to bully honest people?" ā
This Wang Gang is also a ruthless person who said that he didn't say the next sentence and kicked at me, in the eyes of ordinary people may think that the leg is the most powerful move, in fact, otherwise the real martial arts people will not use their legs when they pass the move, and they will not rush out of the leg if they don't have the right opportunity to find out the opponent's path, because this kick will open wide as long as the opponent is not kicked, Wang Xiaogang is like this at this time, I dodged his kick, and used a double trick to grab his leg and he fell out.
The people around him laughed loudly, Wang Xiaogang jumped up a little excited, and punched me, I avoided this punch and knocked him down with his heel on his toes, this time I used ten percent of my strength Wang Xiaogang fell out a few steps away, and the people around me seemed to see the most interesting thing in the world and laughed.
I'm just a little disgusted with people like Wang Xiaogang, but these spectators are a little hateful! If it weren't for them, Wang Xiaogang might not be able to bully the big cow like this! Thinking of this, I yelled, "me out of any foolishness!" ā
A kid with studs on his ears stood in the front row and was stunned, I saw him jump over with the most unpleasant left fist, he faced the door, he reacted very quickly, reached out to block, I kicked him on his little belly with a heart-piercing leg, kicked him out several times, I saw a fat man next to him and kicked him down, this time, this group of people had no heart to see and immediately dispersed!
At this time, Wang Gang also got up, took out a switchblade, and rushed towards me! To deal with this kind of person with a knife, you must grasp the timing well, and wait for him to stab out the power of the knife before making a move, otherwise it is easy to be injured by the knife.
I leaned to the side, grabbed his wrist and grabbed his pulse, and as soon as he hit the ground, the switchblade in his hand fell to the ground, and then I grabbed his shoulders and pushed him forward, and he lay on the ground with a.
In this way, he got up, I knocked him down once, until the seventh time, he lay on the ground and had no strength to stand up, I went over and grabbed him by the collar, picked him up, smiled and pointed to his nose and said, "Hold it back for me, I will punch you fifty times if you drop a tear today!" ā
Wang Xiaogang is also ruthless enough to bite my hand like a mad dog, I want to see if he has a hard mouth or a hard fist!
I remember reading an article that said that teeth are the hardest part of the human skeleton, and it seems that this report is well-founded, and I punched him with one of his front teeth, but it also broke a small hole in my hand.
Wang Gang's mouth was full of blood and looked at me viciously, I am a person who eats soft and does not eat hard! If he begs for mercy, maybe I'll let him go, and if he compares with me, he can try!
Since I was nine years old, my grandmother bought chickens, ducks, geese and other living animals to eat during the New Year's holidays, that is, I came to the main knife to kill them first, and then bleed and then dismembered them, I have a special pleasure, if I kill the big rooster, grandpa will let me drink the chicken blood, saying that it can enhance the masculinity of men!
I looked at Wang Xiaogang's face and couldn't hit anymore, you have to be skilled in beating people, the injury is too conspicuous on the face, his stomach is good, it's like a sandbag! I started practicing boxing, and I kept punching for more than 30 punches until Wang Xiaogang vomited out yesterday's dinner.
I threw Wang Xiaogang aside, picked up the switchblade on the ground, and went upstairs to find Da Niu, I really admire this guy for preparing for class like no one! I dragged him to the teaching office to explain the situation, he didn't go with me, and then he knelt down for me, I really don't understand what he was afraid of when he fell to the ground? I couldn't help it, I gave him a few slaps, and he immediately followed me obediently, and then I knew why his nickname was Da Niu, what a poor person must have something to hate!
I went to Director Jin to show him the human and physical evidence, and Lao Jin smiled and listened to me talk about what happened: "If you encounter this kind of thing in the future, you will beat me to death, Chang Peng will go back to class if you have nothing to do!" ā
The big cow looked at me like a man in the water staring at a life-saving straw, and I didn't even look at the big cow and turned around and left!
After this incident, I have a feeling that the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression was based on Japan, a small island country with a population of tens of millions, which had no rich war resources, and second, did not have a strong industrial foundation like the developed countries in Europe and the United States.