Chapter 15: A Farce (Collect)
At noon the next day, the morning rain had just stopped, and the library was bustling with activity. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info A rat-bearded man dressed as a Taoist priest, claiming to be Zhang Twentyfeng, the eighteenth generation descendant of Wudang Zhang Sanfeng, said that the elevator in the library was fine, and he specially came to submit.
The college students who had never seen the practices of Taoist priests all came to the library to see the excitement, and Su Ye naturally mixed in the crowd to see what the uninvited Zhang Niufeng was about.
The elevator door was closed, and I saw Zhang Daochang put a long table at the elevator door, on which were placed fruits such as apples and bananas, and a roasted pig's head. The Taoist priest walked on his feet with steps that no one could understand, and at the same time he was chanting words in his mouth. Others couldn't hear what Zhang Twenty Feng was thinking, but Su Ye, who was burdened with internal force, could hear it clearly in the crowd, "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins...... Su Ye had a black line on his face, what the hell is this?
Anyway, the other students who couldn't hear what they were talking about were watching the Taoist priest's performance with great interest, and they only felt that it was very lively. Zhang Daochang jumped for a long time, threw a rune paper in his left hand into the air, and stabbed the wooden sword in his right hand towards the rune paper, shouting in the air, "Medium!" ”
I saw that the rune paper in the air was lit up with strange cyan flames, but it didn't hurt the rune paper for half a point. Watch the lively college students cheer in unison. However, the chemistry classmate standing beside Su Ye cut off disdainfully, and discussed with his partner the principle of the Taoist priest's performance just now, and expressed disdain for the Taoist priest's clumsy methods, when it comes to magic, his own teacher is still powerful.
Su Ye wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, scared the baby to death, and thought that this Taoist priest had real skills! But then again, are all chemistry so good? The young man looked at the chemistry classmates around him in awe, changed his position quietly, and continued to look at the excitement.
I only heard that the Taoist priest suddenly spoke quite majesticly and said: "You elevator master, you have finally achieved success in cultivation, and you are not good at accumulating merits, but you are intimidating others, aren't you afraid of the five thunder righteous law of the poor way?" ”
"Oh? When the time comes, you will not repent, and see how I teach you! After waiting for a long time, Zhang Twenty Feng spoke again, and at the same time, the runes in the air floated towards the elevator door one after another, extinguishing at the same time as hitting the elevator door.
The Taoist priest's face changed, and he snorted coldly and continued: "Hmph, you think that the steel is not bad, but you don't know that my Taoist free supernatural power can easily break your cultivation!" Give you another chance, get me out of here quickly, don't continue to hurt people! ”
After waiting for a long time again, the Taoist priest said: "It seems that you are toasting and not eating and drinking, look at my black dog blood!" With that, he picked up the black and red liquid that had been sitting aside for a long time and splashed it directly towards the elevator entrance.
At the same time, there was a soft sound of "ding", the elevator door opened, and a delicate girl in gorgeous professional clothes walked out, it was Zhang Shengxue! The student president found that what was waiting for him outside the elevator was an overwhelming amount of black dog blood! The onlookers exclaimed, and the Taoist priest's face changed.
The student president was expressionless, calmly stretched the umbrella in his hand forward, and suddenly opened it. The blood of the black dog fell on the umbrella and returned in vain. Zhang Shengxue walked out with a sinister face, the elevator closed silently behind him, and everyone present was quiet.
"What are you guys doing here?" The student president's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said coldly.
"Poor Dao Zhang Twenty Feng is the eighteenth generation of Wudang Zhang Sanfeng. I heard that there is an elevator here, so I came to collect it. Zhang Twenty Feng said with a fairy face.
Zhang Shengxue looked the Taoist priest up and down, and said in a deep voice: "The school library is a place to study, not your Taoist temple, do you want to do it?" Is there any approval from the student union? Is there any approval from the Ministry of Security? Is there any approval from the school leadership? ”
Zhang Niufeng changed color slightly, and he was silent.
"Nothing? Didn't you open an altar here? You are propagating superstitious ideas! Zhang Shengxue's eyes gradually widened, although her face was silent, but the student council president was afraid in her heart. If not...... I'm going to lose an adult today.
"The poor road is gone...... Let......'s go," Zhang Twenty Feng hurriedly said.
"Stop! This piece of mess, pack it up and leave! Zhang Shengxue said sharply.
Zhang Twenty Feng was a little hesitant, some of the black dog blood all over the ground had already dried up, how to clean it up?
“Go!” The student president's eyes were round, his momentum was like a rainbow, and he yelled at Zhang Twentyfeng. The Taoist priest was full of excitement and hurriedly began to clean up.
"Are you still here to watch the fun? What to do, what to do! Go! Zhang Shengxue turned around, glanced at the people who were watching the excitement, and said again.
As soon as the student president's voice fell, everyone present instantly dispersed. Looking at the distant back of Su Ye who was mixed in the crowd, Zhang Shengxue muttered to herself, "Who are you?" ”
After cleaning up for a long time and finally cleaning the elevator door, Zhang Niufeng secretly said bad luck, left the school, and finally came to Wang Jinglun's house! "Mr. Wang, the elevator spirit in the library has been suppressed by me, and I won't harass your son anymore." Zhang Twenty Feng said with a fairy face, if it weren't for the clothes that were a little embarrassed at the moment, maybe it would look even more fairy.
"In this way, then thank you Zhang Twenty Feng for arriving!" Wang Jinglun saw that Zhang Twenty Feng was embarrassed, so he believed three points first, this long man is obviously a big deal! "This is a gift money that was agreed in advance, please accept it." Wang Jinglun didn't wait for the Taoist priest to speak, and handed the red envelope prepared in advance to Zhang Xianfeng.
Zhang Twenty Feng took the red envelope, flipped it in his hand without a trace, then put it in his sleeve, and turned around to leave after bowing to Wang Jinglun. Wang Jinglun looked at the figure of the Taoist priest in the distance, and only felt that the other party's posture was so ethereal, like a person among the immortals, it was not a loss to be a master of the Tao!
There was a big bump in his heart, Wang Jinglun was a lot more relaxed, and he was about to tell his son the news, who knew before he walked to the door of Wang Zhuoer's room, Wang Zhuoer opened the door with a scream, and shouted to the professor: "That...... That guy is here again! He said that if I don't clean the elevator, I have to look good! ”
When Wang Jinglun heard this, he trembled and looked in the direction where Zhang Twenty Feng had gone, but he could no longer find any trace of this "master of the Dao", and he secretly hated it in his heart. Wang Zhuoer trembled and grabbed his father's arm, and said fearfully: "Dad, what should I do?" That goblin must come back and kill me! ”
When Wang Jinglun heard this, he was angry and slapped Wang Zhuoer in the face, "Let you not learn well!" Make you spit! Why don't you go and clean the elevator for me!! ”
Wang Zhuoer returned to school in fear, walked into the elevator tremblingly, and cleaned the entire elevator compartment. While I was cleaning, a freshman walked in. Seeing Wang Zhuoer holding cleaning tools in his hand, he thought it was the school's cleaning staff. At this time, he had an itchy throat and spat on the corner of the elevator.
Seeing this, Wang Zhuoer was furious in his heart, and slapped the freshman in the face, "Let you spit everywhere!" Let you not talk about public morality! Say, will you dare to spit in the future? ”
"Big brother, I won't dare to ...... again"
"Ding, the white liquid in the elevator of the side quest is completed, the mission evaluation: good, reward 80 justice points." The cold voice of the system remembered in Ning Xiao's mind as promised, and a bright smile appeared on the young man's face.