Chapter 903: Eccentric Priest
Xiao Feng pursed his mouth disapplausively, this belief is sometimes more powerful than MLM brainwashing!
"Pastor, tell me, why do you believe in your merciful Lord? What can he bring to me? Right? Money? Belle? ”
The priest was about to answer, but was interrupted by Fire Dance, "Brother Feng, I'll go to other places first, and then meet at the door." ”
Huo Wu knew Xiao Feng, and when he saw his expression, he knew that this priest was going to suffer.
However, my aunt and grandmother still have a lot of curiosity about this sacred church, so she decided to take a good walk, otherwise it would be in vain.
"Okay, let the crabs and the hills follow you." Xiao Feng pressed his hands on Huo Wu's shoulders and said very gently.
Although Huo Wu was unwilling, he knew that if he didn't let the joint crab and the hill follow, Xiao Feng would definitely not let himself act alone.
After all, when they first came to the three eastern provinces, someone wanted to shoot them on Highway 588.
When the figures of Fire Dance and Crab Hill disappeared at the end of the corridor, Xiao Feng turned around and found that the priest was still there, and he was still looking at him with a smile.
"Damn, pastor, although Lao Tzu knows that he looks pretty good, but what do you mean by looking at Lao Tzu with such hungry eyes?" Xiao Feng leaned against the wall with his pockets in his pockets, and behind him was the great and holy wall painting of the Virgin.
The priest shook his head first, then nodded, sighed, and then looked at Xiao Feng with appreciative eyes.
"Damn, pastor, are you fooled by that old guy of God, why do you look stupid." Xiao Feng changed his feet and continued to maintain the posture just now.
"You're really a good fit for Christianity, a malleable seedling." The priest thought he had found a great treasure.
Xiao Feng was speechless when he heard the priest's words, this looked like a joke, but his eyes were faintly sharp, although the priest covered it up well, he was definitely not an ordinary person.
However, this joke was more than the pastor's efforts to call himself to God, which aroused Xiao Feng's curiosity.
"I don't know where your bad conclusions come from, but what is the benefit of believing in this God?" Xiao Feng asked.
Xiao Feng's words were in the heart of the pastor, and he opened the floodgates, "God can be a bright guiding light when you are confused, and God will not treat those sincere believers badly." ”
The priest paused at this point, glanced at Xiao Feng, and continued: "God will also give those true believers what they want, God is God, the greatest being in this world. As long as everyone believes in God's Word, there will not be so many disputes in this world, and the whole world will always develop in an era of peace. ”
There were a few applauses, and Xiao Feng slapped his face: "Pastor, I think it's really a waste if you don't go to pyramid schemes." ”
A smile froze at the corner of the priest's mouth, "Sir, how can you insult my profession?" ”
Xiao Feng pouted his nose and took out a pack of cigarettes from his trouser pocket.
"Eh, sir, smoking is not allowed here." The priest shouted in discouragement.
Xiao Feng didn't pay attention to it, he lit it to himself, took a deep breath, raised his head and slowly spit out smoke rings into the air, soaking his face in smoke.
"Pastor, let me ask you, is there a rule in the Bible that you can't smoke? Is there a rule in the Bible that you can't kill? Xiao Feng asked two questions in a row.
The pastor pondered for a moment and said, "It's not true that smoking is not allowed, but God's people are merciful and can't kill people casually." ”
Xiao Feng grinned and smiled: "Okay, pastor, don't talk about these useless eggs, I really don't dare to be interested in your God!" In this way, if you want to join MLM, I have something to do with it, and I can send you in! With your eloquence, it will definitely not take two years to become a big boss and drive a Mercedes-Benz to live in a villa and sleep with beautiful women......"
When the pastor heard Xiao Feng's words, he was stunned for a while, how could he still let himself join the pyramid scheme!
Xiao Feng walked over, patted the pastor on the shoulder, and said in a funny way: "Come here today, pastor, may the Buddha bless you, Amitabha." ”
After speaking, Xiao Feng turned around and wanted to leave, he had no interest in this priest anymore, whether he was a master or not, it had nothing to do with him.
"Wait." The priest hurried to catch up with Xiao Feng.
"What, Mr. Pastor, are you going to believe in the Buddha? Or are you thinking about it and joining an MLM organization? Xiao Feng said with a cigarette in his mouth and a smile.
The pastor was a little dumbfounded, did he pull people into the church, or did this guy come to the church to smash the field? This is too much Nima egg hurts!
"No, no, I just want to continue the discussion with you, my Buddha, no, no, our Lord ......"
Xiao Feng rolled his eyes, and then he didn't bother to pay attention to the priest, so it was better to go to his Fire Dance sister and cultivate his feelings.
But Xiao Feng didn't take two steps, his sensitive sense of hearing made him sense that something was happening not far in front of him, and that direction was where Huo Wu went to play, so he was shocked and rushed out quickly.
"Dance." Xiao Feng shouted loudly, but he didn't hear an answer, he secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, and quickened his pace.
After waiting for a circle, a strong smell of blood came, Xiao Feng stopped, looked around a few times, and did not find his familiar figure, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Sir, you're not at the right speed." Suddenly, a priest's voice appeared next to him, startling Xiao Feng.
", people are scary, scared to death! When did you come along, quietly! Xiao Feng looked at the priest, but his heart was tight, there is such a strange priest in this church, the speed is so fast, it is estimated that it must be at the level of a murder weapon in the world!
"Hehe, I just want to ......" Before the pastor's words were finished, he saw something out of the corner of his eye, and his face suddenly turned cold.
"Brother Feng, what's wrong?" Huo Wu's delicate voice belatedly appeared, appearing behind Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng turned around suddenly, and when he saw that Huo Wu was safe and sound, his hanging heart finally let go. Especially when I saw the crabs and hills behind her, I felt that I was really worried.
"Dance, come to me." A smell of blood emerged, Xiao Feng's brows furrowed, and he shouted at Huo Wu.
At this time, the priest also frowned and looked in one direction.
The ground there was already covered with a layer of blood, and if you looked up, you could see the body of a nun hanging on top of a statue.
The blood on the ground was coming from the nun's torn belly, and there were several intestines on the statue that had fallen out of the nun's belly.
The priest walked to the bottom of the statue and stood still, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Brother Feng, there is a killer here." Huo Wu's face changed slightly, this nun died a bit miserably!
Xiao Feng was just about to nod, when he saw the priest suddenly move, his body was as fast as lightning, and he went straight to a few statues next to him, his five fingers formed claws, and he poked behind one of the larger statues and grabbed a man.
"If you dare to kill here, the Lord will not forgive you." The priest's gloomy voice rang in the killer's ears.
Xiao Feng couldn't help but sneer when he saw it, this stupid pastor, won't he persuade the killer to join the ranks of believing in God again.
"Then you will pay for the nun's life." The pastor's next sentence skyrocketed.
The killer senses danger and wants to struggle, but never again.
The priest's fingers stabbed into the killer's neck, and the fingers, which were originally extremely weak, seemed to turn into extremely sharp weapons at this time, directly inserting into the killer's neck.
Immediately, his hand slashed out, and the killer's throat tube was pulled out, and blood spurted out directly, and the priest's figure flashed, dodging the splash of blood.
Huo Wu and the others were a little dazed, they couldn't imagine that this weak-looking priest was really a master, as Xiao Feng guessed, and even reached the level of a murder weapon in the world.
"Well, Mr. Pastor, are you sure you believe in the God of your home? Why are you still killing? Xiao Feng joked, just now the priest said that he was too murderous and wanted God to cover him, and now he was drunk when he saw the priest's murderous methods.
"I'm not a monk, why can't I kill people." The pastor's justified reasons left everyone speechless.
Xiao Feng laughed, he likes this kind of deviant person, and he doesn't play cards according to common sense like him.
"Pastor, and a few more crumbs." Xiao Feng turned his head and looked to the other side.
At the end of the corridor, there were several murderous killers who were five big and three thick, walking slowly towards this side.
Xiao Feng doesn't have to think about it, these are also for himself, it seems that someone really spares no effort.
"Who is Xiao Feng?" The leader of the killer stood in front and asked.
Xiao Feng put his hands in his pockets and said lightly: "Lao Tzu is." ”
After confirming his identity, the killer rushed over without saying a word. They all carry sharp knives in their hands, which are short and sharp, making them ideal for close combat.
The killer wants to surprise him by surprise, but what kind of person is Brother Feng, this bit of scum is not enough to see.
Xiao Feng hadn't made a move yet, but someone was faster than him, and as soon as the killer moved, the priest's figure had already appeared in front of them.
When the killer saw the priest rushing up, he subconsciously shouted angrily and kept waving the sharp knife in his hand.
I saw a rapidly shaking shadow flashing by a killer, and when he stopped, he saw that the killer's neck was bleeding, and the killer was lying on the ground without blinking.
"Damn, it's really not illegal for this priest to kill people." Xiao Feng said such a sentence, and the remaining killers were all killed by the priest in turn.
There was not a single living mouth left, Xiao Feng originally wanted to say that he would leave an animal, and ask which turtle grandson did not want to die, and dared to move his crooked heart to him, but now there is no way, they are all dead.
"Brother Feng, this priest is a bit perverted." Huo Wu frowned, looking at the various deadly killers on the ground, some had their necks cut off, some had their heads smashed open, and their brains had collapsed. Even, some limbs were amputated, and then the heart was stabbed.
"It's okay, my brother is here." Xiao Feng comforted and patted Huo Wu's little hand and said softly.
"I said, Mr. Pastor, your subordinates are too fast, and I want to ask who sent this." Xiao Feng pouted and said.
After the priest killed, the whole person felt different, no sanctimoniousness, and a little more murderous aura.
"Hmph, I'm just too angry." The priest ignored the corpse lying on the ground, but walked under the place where the nun had died, and mourned in silence.
Xiao Feng and Huo Wu originally came out to play, but now they are like this, it is really boring, and the latter pouts a little unhappy.
"Come on, my dear, don't be upset, wait until we get back to playing, okay?" Xiao Feng took Huo Wu's shoulder.
Fire Dance snorted, it was really a disappointment.
"Okay, how about waiting for my brother to find out the main messenger behind the scenes, and let Wu'er cut off the flesh on his body with one knife?"
But before Fire Dance could reply, the priest came over again, "Sir, you are so cruel like this. ”
As soon as the pastor's words came out, no one was not thundered, who was more cruel, even God, no, no, even God knew it, right?!