Chapter 3 Kicking the Gym

My beard and I were stimulated by the word "corpse". The old husband was very dissatisfied with the performance www.biquge.info of the two of us, and shouted, saying that the time of our invasion was too short, so cold and not up, but not enough to penetrate, it was easy to hurt the body.

I said in my heart that if you hurt, you should hurt something, it's better than turning into a zombie. Then I also asked implicitly, that means, it's no problem to practice your skills, can you change to a less terrifying way?

The old man knew that I had misunderstood him, so he giggled and explained, "Raising a corpse is a very complicated science, involving ancient acupuncture and moxibustion and some traditional Chinese medicine. ”

The old man was still squatting in front of the tub, staring at the full potion and saying, "They will make your bones soft and your body tougher, you know?" ”

Beard and I were a little skeptical. The old husband was very resolute and forcibly stuffed us both back.

I'll believe him first, but I'm always on the lookout for it, and if there's any bad reaction, the beard and I will try to recruit them again. And this brewing potion is only the first step, and the old man took out two telescopic hammers.

This kind of hammer is very weird, when it is completely retracted, it is only the size of a palm, but when it is fully unfolded, it is a foot long, the hammer body is black, and it is faintly reflective when you look at it by the light, I estimate that it is made of rare alloy, and it is a treasure.

The hammer head is divided into two parts, one end is very pointed, and the other end is very blunt.

The old man said that the tricks he taught us before were used to deal with ordinary goods, and it was not a big problem, but if we really wanted to meet bandits, we must have a way to save our lives and even turn defeat into victory.

He thought about it for a long time, and even the black hair turned into white hair, and then he came up with a set of combined hammer plays.

When he said this, both my beard and I secretly glanced at his hair, and I said to myself that since I knew him, his hair has been white, okay?

Then the old husband took out the posture of teaching us and taught the two of us.

I knew that if I could use a hammer, I would be more powerful than a knife. This time, I was even more surprised to find that the hammer is easier to learn than the knife.

The old husband focused on the two of us to recognize the location of several major acupoints in the human body, such as the brain, neck, chest, tail vertebrae, knees and ankles.

He asked me and Beard to run for one purpose, no matter what, after really performing the hammer blow, I went to the enemy's places to focus on greeting, as long as the enemy hit, the rest will be easy to do.

The two of us are definitely natural partners, and in the end, when faced with a wooden stake, if we attack together, it will not take more than ten seconds to cripple it.

I have a general assessment in my heart, when we face a strong person like Gu Chao, it is still difficult, but in the face of Ah Hu, even if we don't win, we will never lose too badly.

In addition, I noticed a strange phenomenon that the beard improved faster than me.

This was also unexpected by the beard, but he boasted that he was very talented. I asked my husband about this.

The old man smiled mysteriously and reminded, "The mustache was scratched by Xiaobao (little monkey), and this is not for nothing. ”

My beard and I both looked like we had come to my senses. I really understand, but the beard is two hundred and fifty goods, and I don't know much about it.

He didn't know who to contact, but he found a folk monkey artist, and he took me to meet the artist, and he also took out a banana to tease the monkey.

The beard was really scratched, and in the end, he saw that the monkey only ate bananas, and honestly did not scratch him, he hurriedly started again, pumped the monkey hard, and scolded and said, "Lao Tzu's banana, do you want to eat it for nothing?" ”

The monkey was finally annoyed, and his beard was scratched as he wished, especially the two sleeves, which were about to be scratched into strips of rags, but this time it didn't work, and there were scars on the two arms of the beard......

Half a month passed like this, and at seven o'clock that night, Beard and I were both sitting in the temporary shelter, Beard looked at the time, and said to me, "It's time to go." ”

We made an agreement with the old husband to go to the brick factory on time at eight o'clock. I think it's too early, and I also remind the beard that the old husband pinched a little every time, and it didn't make sense for the two of us to arrive early.

The beard looks very positive, and when you think about it, he has improved significantly more than me, which is his biggest motivation.

In fact, I didn't feel pressure at all in my heart, because these days, what to do is play with the brain, no matter how strong my skills are, can I withstand a bullet?

I persuaded the beard a few more words, but it still meant that, and I left again in half an hour, and the beard came up and became persistent. Eventually, we parted ways.

When I was left with my own residence, I continued to play with my phone.

It's a smartphone, and it's also recently issued to me by the police and the beard, and I have to say that we are indeed treated much better than the average exempt informant now.

I mainly play WeChat, and after I add friends with Yang Qianqian, I occasionally chat a few words.

Yang Qianqian has no estrangement with me now, she seems to have forgotten the kiss that shouldn't be, and when she chats, she is much more active than when she meets, especially some of the expressions she sends from time to time will always amuse me.

I pinched the time, and when I finally had to leave, I said goodbye to Yang Qianqian. She also left a message telling me to remember to drink more water after training.

I have a vague feeling that it is a kind of happiness that anyone can be her man.

When I arrived at the brick factory, I found that the lights in the workshop used for training were on, and the old man's motorcycle was still parked at the door.

I wondered, and said why is this old man abnormal today, coming so early?

I didn't want to delay any longer, so I hurried in. But the moment I entered the door, I looked inside and was stunned.

In the center of the workshop stood two people, one of them was bearded, the other was wearing a windbreaker, and even a windbreaker and hat were worn on his head, he was not tall, only 1.7 meters, with a beard on his chin, and a pair of hard-soled leather shoes.

My appearance also caused these two people to look sideways.

Hu Zi pointed at the man and said to me, "Someone came to kick the gym today, and he said that he was our master's big apprentice." ”

I nodded slightly, and I wore my beard, but I also fixed my eyes on the short man.

He didn't rush to say anything, just grinned. I can't say why, I always feel that this person looks familiar.

I leaned forward so that we would each side and become a wrestler. After a little silence, the short man said to the two of us in a suppressed voice, "Since I am the eldest apprentice, then I should be Wukong, as for you two......" He pointed to his beard and said, "You are so fat, you are Bajie." He pointed at me again, winked mischievously and said, "You, it's Sha Wujing!" ”

A man who is not cold, such a mischievous wink, makes people look very uncomfortable, but it is his behavior that shocks me.

I know who he is. Or should I say, it's her.

I didn't expect Little Joe to come, and he dressed up in disguise. The reason why she wears a windbreaker and hat must be to cover her hair, and her voice should have been specially practiced, she can't press down like a woman, and she must have something wrapped around her chest, hiding the woman's character.

I had a headache, and I didn't even rush to expose her when I thought about a lot of things at once.

Hu Zi thought less, and was stimulated by the words of Bajie. He pointed to his body and said, "Lao Tzu looks so strong, it has nothing to do with being fat, okay?" ”

Little Joe stuck out his tongue and emphatically said, "You? Just a fool! If you're not convinced, come and try it with me. ”

The beard took out a very ridiculous look, snorted, and immediately threw himself forward. On the way, he touched his back and took out a telescopic hammer.

Xiao Qiao didn't rush forward, but squatted and walked like a horse, ready to fight.

I'm anxious, my heart said that the beard is a thing that lacks heart, Xiao Qiao's relationship with the old husband and even with the police is not simple, she came this time, purely because she was naughty, don't miss the beard for a while, make Xiao Qiao a good one.

I shouted and rushed forward. But I'm running to stop the beard.

When I grabbed Beard's arm and even pulled him hard, Beard looked surprised and struggled. Xiao Qiao found an opportunity, turned the defense into an attack, and suddenly pounced.

At this time, she was not far from the two of us, and the reason why she dared to make trouble was really a little trick.

It is estimated that she has learned a few tricks from the old husband, and she has swept our legs several times. She didn't kick hard, but she was in a tricky position. I barely managed to dodge, his beard was momentarily distracted, and I kept pulling him like this, and he fell to his knees when he lost his balance.

Little Joe clapped his hands excitedly. The beard screams.

I thought Xiao Qiao was almost making trouble, so I ordered her, "I'm kicking the gym too, it's time to stop, right?" ”

Xiao Qiao was still as willful and indomitable as I had in my impression, and waved his hand at me and said, "Senior Brother Sha Wujing, it's your turn." Come on, let's fight for three hundred rounds, and if you win, I'll go, or ......" she pursed her lips and smiled again.

I said to myself, if she really wants to leave, we are still training tonight?

I thought of a trick to let the beard dodge aside, I stood up straight again, and asked emphatically rhetorically, "I won, you just go?" ”

Xiao Qiao took out the frank look of the oath and nodded.

I said, "One word is certain!" Then he rushed over.

I have a life credo that I will never hit a woman unless I encounter a female bandit or danger. This time, I didn't hurt my scale, and I didn't use any cruel tricks.

But a minute later, I shouted, "I'll catch it!" Xiao Qiao's face turned red with fright, and he took a few steps back with his chest clutched.

I squatted on the horse, stretched out my hands, made them into claws, and looked at Xiao Qiao with a smug look. In the fight just now, I did have a chance to catch it, but my subordinates showed mercy and came to a point.

Xiao Qiao was angry at this moment, she must not have expected that I would use this kind of trick. But Wu Yue's female plainclothes were all defeated by me, let alone her naughty girl.

Xiao Qiao stomped his feet angrily and scolded me for being a bad guy.

I didn't think anything was wrong, but replied very seriously, "Thank you!" I pointed to the door again, which means you can go.

Xiao Qiao said cruel words again, saying wait and see, I will seize the opportunity in the future, I will whip you with a small leather whip.

I made a grabbing gesture from afar, and she was frightened, turned her head and ran, and when she went out, she made a face at me.

Beard has been watching, he has a sigh, saying that the old man's taste is really weird, this young man is such a sissy, why did he accept him as an apprentice?