Chapter 0056 - Don't Be Crazy in Front of Me

For the so-called talented and beautiful people in front of him, Tang Huan purely entertained him with the mentality of watching the excitement, and Li Ao is very troublesome, so it is best to stay away, so as not to cause a commotion if the archaeological hunt fails.

So, after the greetings, Tang Huan's expression immediately turned pale and he watched coldly.

Anyway, these two are straightforward, happy and hateful, if they hide it, they will fall into the bottom line, and they will look fake and childish.

Lin Fengjiao didn't know what to do, so he had to smile apologetically at Hu Yinmeng.

As expected, Li Ao was unimpressed by Tang Huan's coldness, or at this time, in his eyes, there was only Hu Yinmeng.

In order to continue to launch a love offensive against Hu Yinmeng, Li Ao talked about the literature and history he was good at, and sometimes made surprising words to attract attention, so that he was a scholar and pointed out the country, and the original owner of this table, Tang Huan, was overshadowed by time and was covered up in the light of Li Dacaizi.

Lin Fengjiao, who was out of middle school, was obviously not interested in Li Ao's boastful talk, her mind was on Tang Huan, and Hu Yinmeng, a young woman in literature and art, was very fond of this, and unconsciously, the displeasure in her heart gradually disappeared.

In the original time and space, the merry Li Ao had a legend of chasing girls.

He once joked, "At different stages, the attitude towards pursuing girls is different." Before the age of 50, I saw girls start immediately, and after the age of 60, it was a war between heaven and man, and an inner struggle. After the age of 70, it is to turn around and leave, and stop chasing! ”

As for how to please women, Li Ao replied: "Send flowers." On my girlfriend's 18th birthday, I gave her 17 roses and wrote on the card that the other one was you. ”

As for the standard of the girl he chases, Li Ao summed up 5 words - thin, tall, white, beautiful, and young.

Now Tang Huan has witnessed the process of Li Ao chasing the girl, and he has to be convinced, he has been stalked and beaten by such a talented cultural ruffian, and all kinds of female literary youths want to be alone, it is difficult!

However, Tang Huan also saw that the relationship between Hu Yinmeng and Li Ao was far from intimacy.

For Hu Yinmeng, Li Ao is no stranger to him, he is the idol she admires the most among the literati. This obsession began when she became a young woman in literature and art in college.

In 1979, after Li Ao published "The Tradition Under the Monologue", major newspapers published a review "Maverick Li Ao", and the author was Hu Yinmeng, which shows that the female movie star is pursuing Li Ao.

But female literary youth often have a common problem, that is, the pursuit of perfection.

I don't know that Li Ao, who is in his forties, didn't satisfy Hu Yinmeng at all, this guy deliberately made physical contact such as holding hands several times, but Hu Yinmeng unceremoniously avoided it.

"I'm just a little admired for your writing and the ideas in the books I've published in the past, but I don't have that feeling of puffing in my heart at all." Hu Yinmeng, who was overwhelmed, finally went crazy.

Li Ao smiled calmly, "Yin Meng, I'll take you to my home in Jinlan Mansion tomorrow to see my own collection of 100,000 books." ”

Tang Huan raised his eyebrows, 100,000 copies, good guy, this is about to make a big move, it seems that Hu Yinmeng is in a catastrophe.

Next, the two should stage the drama of cohabitation and trial marriage, flash marriage and divorce.

Then, the two scolded each other in the air.

Li Ao called Hu Yinmeng a beautiful and evil woman, and Hu Yinmeng made a psychopathological analysis of Li Ao: 1. Self-imprisonment and closure. 2. Don't dare to be intimate, even for your wife. 3. Cleanliness, demanding, and nervousness. Fourth, cold fear. always wears a fur hat, saying that he is afraid that someone will plot against him. 5. Cuckold fear. 6. Hysteria.

Tang Huan secretly let out a sigh of relief, the chain of archaeological argumentation is now complete, as a technical controller with rigorous thinking, even when gossiping and hunting, the data must be accurate, this kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder is really a bit torturous.

After reasoning the whole thing to the point, Tang Huan lost his interest in playing soy sauce to watch the excitement, and Lin Fengjiao was obviously not used to the weird atmosphere in front of him, so he rubbed his eyebrows and planned to get up and leave.

"The person over there seems to be a reporter, so let's hide for a while." Lin Fengjiao suddenly reminded in a low voice.

Tang Huan glanced at it, and sure enough, there were two sneaky guys, looking over here a few times from time to time.

"What is there to be afraid of the paparazzi." Li Ao snorted disapplauded.

Tang Huan smiled faintly, "That's the same." Okay, you keep chatting, the account has been settled, and we have to say goodbye in advance. ”

"Mr. Tang, I'm really sorry to disturb your date with Feng Jiao." After all, Hu Mengyin was born in a famous family, so she immediately switched from the female literary youth mode to the lady mode, and generously stretched out her hand to say goodbye.

"It's okay, just treat it as a meal after meeting a friend." Of course, Tang Huan was also a gentleman, and he let go of Hu Mengyin's slightly cool little hand lightly.

As a result, this move aroused the dissatisfaction of Li Ao, who had never been able to kiss Xiangze.

Feeling the other party's hostile eyes, Tang Huan raised his eyebrows slightly, this guy is really sensitive, as for it.

"I'll go to the bathroom first." Tang Huan whispered to Lin Fengjiao.

"Okay, I'll wait for you." Lin Fengjiao nodded in agreement while packing up the manuscript and golden pen that Tang Huan had placed on the table.

When Tang Huan returned from the bathroom, he was stunned to see that after only a moment of absence, an accident had happened.

The dining table just now fell to the ground, and a young old lady with capable manners and sharp eyes stood beside Hu Yinmeng, while Li Ao was torn and entangled with the two guys who were suspected of being paparazzi.

Lin Fengjiao, who was at a loss, saw Tang Huan appear, and immediately said urgently, "Those two people secretly took pictures of us. ”

As soon as he heard this, Tang Huan couldn't help frowning, the paparazzi of this era have begun to pervade unscrupulously.

Lin Fengjiao is about to become the queen of the Golden Horse Awards, so naturally she can't be involved with the messy lace news.

Thinking of this, Tang Huan was not polite, stepped forward, kicked over the two paparazzi with three strokes and five divisions, grabbed the camera, withdrew the film and exposed it.

Just in case, Tang Huan also searched it, and after seeing that there was no omission, he took out two brand-new dollar bills from his arms and threw them into the other party's arms, and scolded in a deep voice, "Hurry up and get out." ”

"Hu Yinmeng, you can't get entangled with this Li Ao all day long. Life is unstable, not to mention being arrested all the time, and even getting into a fight is a wreck. ”

The little old lady was really ruthless when she spoke, and Li Ao's face turned blue and white for a while, obviously embarrassed to the extreme.

Hu Yinmeng's face was full of annoyance, "Mom, it's okay if you don't say a few words, if you hadn't broken over and made a fuss, those two reporters wouldn't have rushed over like vicious dogs to shoot randomly." ”

It turned out that this old lady was Hu Yinmeng's mother, Tang Huan saw the tension between their mother and daughter, so naturally he wouldn't touch his head, didn't he see that even the arrogant and unruly Li Ao showed a jealous look.

"Ah Huan, I don't know where your golden pen fell, and a few manuscripts were still soaked in soup and tea." Lin Fengjiao said in a low voice.

Tang Huan's mood has always been to sit and watch the wind and clouds rise, but after hearing the news, he couldn't be indifferent, and his face immediately sank.

Brother not only has to study technology and run a big business, but also ponder the goddess, choose the opportunity to push down, busy all day and night without touching the ground, even the book has to be like squeezing water in a sponge to use all kinds of time fragments to complete, I am easy.

Now that the fruits of labor have been ruined like this, Nima is too cheating.

At this time, Li Ao muttered grinningly, "Isn't it a technical book, I also know engineering, just find the original book and copy it again." ”

Hearing such contemptuous words, Tang Huan turned his head to look at Li Ao, and his eyes became sharp.

"Do you really think that only your own book is the original, you are from a mixed cultural circle, I am a mixed business circle, don't give me that set of literati to be light. Your books are deviant, but my books are deviant. Your collection of 100,000 books is just a boast capital, but my Chinese character computer can make Chinese culture spread to the world. Don't be crazy in front of me, you're not qualified enough! ”

After Tang Huan finished speaking, he brushed his sleeves and left.

Seeing this scene, Lin Fengjiao was so frightened that she lost her face, and after throwing a sum of money to compensate the waiter for the loss, she hurriedly chased him out.

Since the two met, they haven't seen this man get angry, and they all complained that they and Hu Yinmeng were polite casually, and they provoked people over, and a good meal was reimbursed like this, Lin Fengjiao felt sorry for herself in her heart.

Mother Hu looked at Li Ao's blushing face and thick neck, and gloated and sneered, "What people say is really reasonable, in addition to scolding your mother and chasing women everywhere, what else have you done." ”

"Summer insects can't talk about ice." Li Ao threw down a sentence of crepe and quickly turned around and left.

"Don't go, how do you calculate the cost of this table?" Hu Mu looked at Li Ao's back and shouted.

Hu Yinmeng hurriedly grabbed his superb mother, "That Mr. Tang just now has already paid the fee." ”

As she was talking, Hu Yinmeng saw a pen drop at the foot of the table, and she quickly bent down to pick it up.

"What did Mr. Tang do just now, he looks very rich, and he uses US dollars." Hu Mu asked.

"A big businessman from the United States, can't he chase Lin Fengjiao if he doesn't have the money?" Hu Yinmeng replied impatiently.

"I don't know how many times stronger such a young talent is than that Li Ao, but he was actually held in the hands of Lin Fengjiao, a country girl, what are you thinking all day long." Hu Mu scolded angrily.

"Then you don't have to rob my dad like you did when I robbed my dad, I'm going to rob someone else." Hu Yinmeng coldly retorted.

"I'm not with your dad, can I have you as a dead girl." Hu Mu took a sip, "Since you said it yourself, then hurry up and try to get closer, maybe you can catch a golden beetle son-in-law." ”

"It's unbelievable." Seeing that the more her mother talked, the more she didn't speak, Hu Yinmeng walked out of the restaurant in a huff.

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