Next, during the discussion, the host came on.

Lu Xiaobu, who was in a suit and leather shoes, walked onto the stage with a microphone.

Why do you say it's carrying?!

Because the microphone is wired, and it is also with a stand, Lu Xiaobu just carried the stand of the microphone and went on stage.

That feeling is like carrying a Green Dragon Glaive Knife!

The audience was delighted.

"Young Master Bu, what are you doing here?!"

"Go to the banquet with a single knife?!, or drag the knife?!"

"Who is this going to cut?!"

"Hahahaha, look at Lu Xiaobu's little eyes, I'm happy to die!"

“......”

"Peng!"

Lu Xiaobu put the microphone in the middle of the stage, looked at the audience and said, "Do you think that my action just now is very much like the rhythm of going to cut people?!"

"Like!"

Everyone shouted in unison, excited.

It turns out that Young Master Bu, you still know that your movements are the same as slashing people!

"That's right! I'm going to cut people, as for whom! I won't reveal my name, it's just a bad pen anyway!"

Lu Xiaobu shrugged and said.

"Cut. ”

Everyone rolled their eyes, this is an appetite!

At this time, the big screen behind Lu Xiaobu suddenly began to change.

In the next second, the face of a stick with a blue nose and swollen face appeared on the big screen!

This stick is one of the leaders of the previous trouble!

Moment!

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha!"

“66666！”

"It turned out that the pen was cut here!"

"Hahahaha!

"Director 6666!"

“......”

They are not stupid, Lu Xiaobu just finished speaking, cutting the pen, and the director switched the face of a stick.

The most colatable thing is that the stick still has bruises on its face, as if it has just been beaten.

And the face of the stick changed in an instant.

What does that mean?!

Scolding me by name?!

Lu Xiaobu, don't deceive people too much!

"What's wrong?!laughing at what?!"

Lu Xiaobu pretended to be stunned, then turned around, and suddenly became 'furious': "What kind of broken director are you?!"

Hearing Lu Xiaobu's words, the picture switched back.

"That's right. Lu Xiaobu nodded, then turned his head and continued: "Don't mind, everyone! Just like someone said, our director is not so good, so occasionally we will make mistakes! Don't mind!"

Lu Xiaobu said that he was sorry, but from the tone to the expression, it was all the same - just scolding you!

"Again, I'm talking about the pen. Lu Xiaobu said seriously.

And then!

The big screen behind Lu Xiaobu slid to the face of the stick just now.

The audience of the Celestial Empire was so happy!

"Hahahaha! God-level director! God-level director!"

"Well done!"

"Good! well done!"

"That's right, it's the pen. ”

“......”

"Fack!"

The faces of the people of the country of sticks are greener!

What the hell, don't you want to be so blatant!?

This is simply a personal attack.

"Huh?!"

Lu Xiaobu pretended to be stunned again, and then slowly turned back.

At this moment, the eyes of those viewers are no longer on Lu Xiaobu's body, but on the big screen behind him.

They have been attracted by this god-level director.

Really!

As they expected.

As soon as Lu Xiaobu turned around, the director began to make trouble!

They all started laughing, too.

Because just when Lu Xiaobu just turned around, the picture on the big screen began to move.

Lu Xiaobu turned his head from left to right.

Thereupon!

Lu Xiaobu's gaze turned back an inch, and the picture of the stick on the big screen moved an inch to the right.

Lu Xiaobu moved two inches, and the picture moved two inches.

Anyway, I just won't let you Lu Xiaobu see it.

"It's nothing! What are you laughing at?!"

As if he didn't know anything, Lu Xiaobu said suspiciously, and turned his head at the same time.

At this time, the picture of the stick appeared on the big screen again.

Does this feel like something automatically?

It's like a naughty kid playing guerrilla games with his parents.

When you come into my room, I'll pick up my homework, and when you go out, I'll pick up the game console.

Anyway, it's one point - I'm going to play games!

And put it here in the director, it is - this pen, this stick!

"Hahahaha!

"I have nothing to say, such a director can only be done by Lu Xiaobu's subordinates!"

"This is perfect, I learned Lu Xiaobu's skin!"

"Hahaha, that's good! yes, that's right, that's the guy!"

"Give you 1,500 points, don't be afraid of your pride, the more proud, the better!"

"With such a director, I believe that there is absolutely no problem with the director of this competition!"

"That's it!"

“......”

The happier the audience of the Celestial Empire laughed, the more ugly the faces of the sticks became!

"This is Chiguoguo's life attack!"

"Lu Xiaobu, I want to sue you!"

"Lu Xiaobu, you bastard!"

"We are inseparable from you!"

“......”

The sticks were angry and gnashing their teeth one by one.

Especially the stick that has been displayed on the screen, it is even more mad with anger!

But when he was angry, he couldn't make the slightest move!

Because, now he is embarrassed enough, and once he has any actions, such as covering his face, such as bowing his head, such as dodging, these actions can double his embarrassment!

Therefore, he really dares to be angry now!

"I don't know what you're laughing at!

Lu Xiaobu said serious nonsense: "Okay, officially introduced, I am the host of this competition, my name is Lu Xiaobu." ”

"In view of the fact that there are a lot of people from the Stick Country in our venue, I deliberately named the Stick Country, called Father Lu, so friends from the Stick Country can call me that!"

The audience was still puzzled when they first heard Lu Xiaobu name himself as a stick.

After all, Lu Xiaobu is a big angry young man, this is something that everyone knows, even lol doesn't have a version of the stick language, how can he give himself the name of the stick country.

Outcome.

Wait for the name to come out.

Everyone burst out laughing!

Sure enough, it's Lu Xiaobu, who is too lazy to turn around when he scolds!

is to tell the sticks who sit again that he, Lu Xiaobu, is your father.

It's to point at your nose and scold!

I'll just ask you if you're convinced!

These sticks have finally exploded!

A person stood up and shouted: "Lu Xiaobu, you are stirring up relations, this is malicious and hurting people, you have to be responsible!"

"Responsible?!" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes: "What responsibility do I bear, don't you stick country like to talk about Oba!So, I will name Lu Oba Oba, referred to as Lu's father, is there a problem?!"

"You!"

The stick Ben Lu Xiaobu spit out a mouthful of old blood in a scoundrel's anger!

This is so shameless!

"Oh, yes, one more thing. ”

Lu Xiaobu looked at the stick, and a sneer pulled out at the corner of his mouth: "LOL is mine, this competition is also held by me, and it is also the national competition of our Celestial Empire, plus the host is also me!"

"So, love to see, don't watch to roll!"