Chapter 127: My Brain!!!!
A flame beat in Xie Lingyun's palm, but he didn't feel any temperature, "Is this a spell?" ”
The palms of the hands were closed, and the flames were silently extinguished. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info He raised his head and tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Teacher, I've already built a bridge between heaven and earth!" Now I've refined my qi! ”
"Got it, got it!" Qingyun looked at him helplessly, "Alas! Can't you just lie down? Don't you know how heavy your wounds are? Even if I use healing spells, I can barely keep you moving! In order not to waste that spiritual power, you can lie down for me, and then stay here with me for half a month. In this half a month, you learn to calm down first, and then we leave. ”
Xie Lingyun looked around, and then said with a vigilant expression: "...... Then you don't have to bring me to this place! You're not trying to do anything to me, are you? I tell you, you can't get me! ”
Qingyun's forehead jumped, "...... Do you want to die? ”
"Oh! That's no kidding! Tell me, what did you bring me here for? ”
Qingyun pointed out the window, "Do you see the lake?" ”
Xie Lingyun looked out, "See, so what?" You're not going to ask me to fish, are you? ”
Qingyun looked at him strangely, "Why do you think that?" Are you really that stupid to me? ”
"And what do you want me to do?" Xie Lingyun asked.
"Listen to the voice! What do you hear? Qingyun leaned against the wall of the tree house and said with a smile.
"Voice? This...... Is it a waterfall? Xie Lingyun suddenly had a bit of an ominous premonition, and asked with a frown, "You, you shouldn't be so ruthless to let me sit under that waterfall, right?" Listen to the sound, the waterfall is very high! ”
Qingyun shook his head and laughed evilly, "That's before! With your current physical strength, staying under that waterfall is no longer a problem. What you have to learn now is to empty yourself, and you now have three days to rest. In three days, you'll be under that waterfall for half a month! In addition to eating, you also have to stay there when you sleep! ”
"Huh?!" Xie Lingyun exclaimed, "Do you want me to sleep and stay there?" So how do you want me to sleep? ”
"I don't know!" Qingyun shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "You are such a genius, you can definitely learn it!" Don't worry, I've tried this, and I've learned it at the beginning! It's not something that can't be done, just find the right way! ”
"Why should I go to the waterfall when I'm calm? Wouldn't the others work? Like fishing or something! Xie Lingyun stared at Qingyun's eyes tightly, wanting to see a little bit of the pleasure of revenge in his eyes.
Unfortunately, no! Qingyun rolled his eyes, "Are you really stupid for me?" Fishing? There are so many fish there, as soon as the hook is put down, it is hooked! It can play the role of a ghost! You might as well go and stay under the waterfall! That's how I came here anyway! ”
Xie Lingyun was silent for a moment when he heard this, and then asked again, "...... Is there really no other way? ”
"Yes!" Qingyun nodded, "But I don't recommend that method myself!" ”
Xie Lingyun raised his eyebrows, although he didn't think this method could be a good method, but it must be better than staying under the waterfall even if he was sleeping, right? So he asked, "Then you can say it!" Don't always talk half-way, although this kind of pretending is very effective, it makes people want to hit you! ”
Qingyun shook his head and smiled contemptuously: "Has anyone beaten me?" ”
“…… Go ahead! So what exactly is that? "Xie Lingyun has already decided to ignore this guy in the next few days.
"It's just beating you into a fool!"
“…… Ha? The corners of Xie Lingyun's mouth tugged and asked, "What are you talking about?" Beat me up as a fool? Are you kidding? ”
"Nope!" Qingyun spread his hands, "That's the method!" At the beginning, my master also gave me two choices, one was to stay under the waterfall, and the other was to beat me into a fool! Because the fool has a pure heart, it is not easy to be influenced. It's a great way to improve your power, but as I said earlier, I don't recommend it! If you choose to be a fool, then I'll have to find a new disciple! That's why I don't recommend this method! ”
Xie Lingyun sneered, "Hehe! Am I just a little trouble in your eyes? ”
"yes!" Qingyun was surprised and asked, "Did you just find out now?" I thought you should have seen it a long time ago, given how smart you are! ”
“…… I'm too lazy to complain about you! Xie Lingyun yawned and waved his hand at him, "Let's go!" I'm going to sleep! ”
“…… Are you a servant to me? Qingyunpi asked with a smile.
"Huh? You're just finding out now, huh? I thought you would have figured it out with your ingenuity! Xie Lingyun also looked surprised, "Now that you have understood!" Why don't you step down? ”
"Huh! Have you forgotten who I am? Qingyun smiled coldly and clenched his fists.
Xie Lingyun shed a cold sweat, Qingyun has always been with him, but he doesn't have the identity of the master to pressure him, he has forgotten it, in fact, he is his own master!
"That...... You see, I'm seriously injured! Aren't you afraid you'll really cripple me? The corners of Xie Lingyun's mouth kept twitching, and it seemed that Qingyun didn't want to let go of himself......
"Huh! Don't worry, I'm not here to hit you! Qingyun suddenly laughed brightly, and his smile made Xie Lingyun feel even more uneasy, "It's just a small spell released for you!" Don't worry, it doesn't hurt, and you'll be happy! ”
"No...... Hahahaha...... Stop, stop...... Hahahaha......" Xie Lingyun suddenly held his stomach and began to burst into laughter, laughing so much that tears came out, "I, I have stomach cramps...... Hahaha...... Stop...... Hahaha......"
Qingyun smiled gently, "Hehe! I'll just say it! Aren't you happy right now? Don't worry, this spell won't last long, only half an hour at most! Of course, if you can break this spell yourself, that's another story! I'm sure you'll be able to unlock this spell with all the knowledge in your head! That's it, I'll go out first! ”
After saying that, Qingyun turned around and left the treehouse room, and Xie Lingyun, who was lying on the bed behind him, kept holding his stomach and laughing, "Hahaha...... You, you wait for me, wait...... Hahaha......"
Qingyun stood outside the door and smiled, joke, let yourself wait? It will take at least more than 100 years for you to surpass me! You had forgotten about it by then, did you? Hehe! Let me wait, that's okay, just wait! Qingyun thought so, but he seemed to have forgotten that Xie Lingyun seemed to have two more senior sisters!
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Three days later, the waterfall went down.
"Sizzle...... It hurts! Xie Lingyun gasped, feeling that the waterfall hit him, it was really not as easy as described in those novels! Although this waterfall is much bigger than the others. But with the strength of his current body, he can still feel the pain, which shows how strong the kinetic energy of this waterfall is.
"But it's still much worse than the level of the aura that reforged the body before! I really don't know why I had a brain pump at that time? I can endure that level of pain! Xie Lingyun began to talk to himself, and Qingyun didn't pay attention to him. Although he wanted to practice how to calm him down, he couldn't talk to himself for long, at most he would stop after a while! So it's okay to ignore it!
Indeed, just as Qingyun thought, Xie Lingyun didn't hold on for long when he said to himself, because he felt that it was too boring, boring and boring!
After a while, all he could hear was the sound of the waterfall hitting the lake! Everything else is overwritten!
Bore, bore, bore, boring...... The voice kept echoing in his heart, and he began to get more and more irritable, if he could, if he could......
Finally ...... "Ah!! Xie Lingyun shook open the waterfall that hit him and stood up. He had red eyes, panting, and then yelled at Qingyun, who was lying on the lake basking in the sun, "Teacher, you still beat me into a fool!" It's so boring, it's so uncomfortable! I can't stand it! ”
Qingyun didn't bother to open his eyes, "You feel bored at this point?" If you're a spiritual cultivator, aren't you going to give up halfway? ”
"But spiritual meditation is for cultivation! I'm just sitting stupidly like that! It's you, don't you find it boring and boring? Xie Lingyun said angrily.
Qingyun opened his eyes with a slight smile in his eyes, "Did I say you would sit stupidly?" ”
Xie Lingyun was stunned, "But...... Isn't it impossible to meditate and cultivate? So what do you want me to do? ”
"When did I say I had to sit down? As long as you can calm down, whatever you do! Qingyun closed his eyes again, "Okay! Don't disturb my sleep anymore, you can think for yourself if you have something! ”
Xie Lingyun suddenly realized, and finally understood, what he has to learn this time is how to calm down, as long as he can calm down, then he can do whatever he wants, to be a gentleman, even if it is okay!
Xie Lingyun laughed, didn't he just calm down? Isn't that easy?
Xie Lingyun stood on the boulder and played Tai Chi, and he only had this thing that could calm him down. As for the boxing technique learned in the food for immortals, this stone is too small......
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I went to station B today, but I was accidentally brained by the soul singer...... Until now, the sound of my fart and urine is still circulating in my head, and I have to keep playing "Jiangshan Snow", "Jiangshan Snow", and "Jiangshan Snow" to brainwash! It's so annoying!
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