Pig Mountain is adjacent to Bear Mountain, and the roar of pigs coming from Pig Mountain can be heard clearly by Hongshan and Mu Guiying. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 🔥 What's going on? Strange thing!

Hongshan and Mu Guiying flew to Pig Mountain, and saw thousands of wild boars screaming while arching the soil, as if they were hungry and panicked, and they were so anxious to find food but couldn't find it. But the green grass all over the mountains is very tender, what else do they want to eat?

Compared to bears, pigs don't have much ability. The wild boar is quite rich and rich to deal with mortals, but if it wants to deal with Hongshan, then its thousands are not enough for Hongshan's Haoran Righteous Qi Sword Lesson. But Hongzen's mission is not to defeat them, but to conquer them! Even if these pig-headed pig brains, can you really conquer them? Hongshan understands in his heart that no matter how weak a creature is, it has its unique abilities, and you are irreplaceable, and it is indeed not easy to convince it.

"Strategist, how can we deal with so many pigs' heads?" Hongshan asked.

"Yes, just listening to their cries is enough for us." Mu Guiying said, "Look at them like that, are they crazy?" ”

"What? What did you say? Maddened? If you want to say that you are hungry and crazy, you are right, because they are pigs! Just know how to eat! Pig's head and pig brain, stupid, born with a mouth and face that eats! But there is fresh grass everywhere, and they will never go hungry! But despite this, you say you're mad, and you're kind of exalting them! Will they be angry? Let's just say that they will be angry, and that's also when they kill them! But now, in this peaceful day in broad daylight, how can there be a butcher? How can there be? Hongshan said with a smile.

"Are we butchers?" Mu Guiying asked.

"No, we are swineherds, we are the ones who have come to feed the pigs, how can we feed so many thousands of pigs!" Hongshan suddenly changed his words again.

"Yes, they don't eat grass, if they want to eat food, it will stump us, where can we get tens of thousands of catties of food!" Mu Guiying was also worried.

"We have all passed Tiger Mountain, Wolf Mountain, Eagle Mountain, I didn't expect to be stumped by this group of pig-headed pig faces, what a shame for us! These nerds! This group of pigs! What are you yelling at?! We won't kill you! Pig! Nerds! Eight precepts! Hongshan scolded loudly.

"Do you still know the Eight Commandments?" Mu Guiying said in surprise.

"Zhu Bajie! Who in the world doesn't know which nerd! When I was at my master's house, I heard my master tell Bai Lian the story of "Journey to the West", and I also watched the "Journey to the West" TV series with my own eyes. You said that Zhu Bajie really wants to be ugly and ugly, how lazy and lazy, how greedy and how gluttonous, how lustful and lustful, how slippery and slippery, how shameless and shameless, there is no benefit in the whole body! You say that nerd, that pig's head! Hey, I said, you stinky and shameless pigs, don't scream anymore, do you hear it? Hongshan shouted angrily.

"What are you yelling at! You grinning cat! You stealing cat! You dirtiest cat who loves to eat dirty, smelly, disgusting mice! You are a groveling traitor who has good food and goes to whom's house! "From the herd came an extremely loud sound of pigs.

"Strategist, it's not like you're scolding me, are you? No! So who is scolding me? Is it the pig scolding? Do these pigs speak? Are they also immortals? Hongshan asked a little frightened, she looked up and down, left and right, and didn't see anyone scolding her, weird! Who scolded so badly? Who exposed her old story? "Who are you? If you have the courage to come out, don't hide in the dark and spew blood! ”

"Don't think I won't recognize you in human skin! You cat in human skin! The loud pig voice still scolded, "Do you think you are smarter than a pig?" Then I ask you, why is the rat at the top of the zodiac? Do you think it's prettier than a pig? Then let me ask you, do you have the double eyelid eyes of a pig? You think it's bigger than the pig, then I ask you, why isn't there a place for your cat in the zodiac? Do you think you're diligent? Then why do you also lie on the kang in someone's arms and sleep on it whenever you are free? Do you think your mouth is noble? So why do people call you a lazy cat and a greedy cat when they scold you? We pigs don't steal, don't rob, don't steal, you cats steal and rob and steal, that's real shamelessness and no dignity! What kind of thing are you cats! ”

That's enough! These extremely ugly words are like five thunderbolts! Suddenly made Hongshan embarrassed! At this moment, she really wanted to get into the cracks in the ground, she really wanted to die!

At this moment, what kind of marshal is she! In the eyes of the military advisor, what has she become! Alack! Why not mourn in an instant!

Hongshan squatted down in shame, covered his eyes with his hands, burst into tears, and couldn't cry.

Mu Guiying doesn't know what to do, and it's not persuasion, and it's not persuasion.

Suddenly, the roar of the pig stopped abruptly, and the pig hill fell silent.

Mu Guiying saw a pig-headed person falling from the sky and laughed.

"Meet the Altar Purifier!" Mu Guiying immediately knelt down.

When Hongshan heard the words of the military advisor, he raised his head and looked, isn't this also a pig! Oops not good! Isn't this Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West"? In the end, he was named the messenger of the Pure Altar by Rulai! So, it was he, the messenger of the Pure Altar, who scolded me just now? Thinking of this, Hongshan stood up all of a sudden, and did not kneel down to the messenger of the Pure Altar, so he replied mercilessly: "I said that these thousands of pig heads have the ability to scold people, it turns out that you are the pig head!" Hehe, you have already become a great god and immortal, why are you so poor in cultivation? Haven't changed your Bajie pig morality? ”

"Marshal!" Mu Guiying got up and gave Hongshan a look, signaling her not to be rude to the Pure Altar Messenger.

"Sharp teeth, worthy of a black cat with sharp teeth and long tongue!" The envoy of the Pure Altar smiled, "Anyway, I am not a Buddha, and I will not violate the rules of heaven and scolding you, a black cat who does not know the height of the sky." Even if you become a black cat, how can you help me! ”

"I can't do anything to you, but my master will teach you a lesson." Hongshan said strongly.

"Who is your master? Even the Jade Emperor can't do anything to me now! The messenger of the altar disagreed.

"Saying it scares you to death!" Hongshan said contemptuously, "He is your senior brother - the Fighting Holy Buddha!" ”

"What? Fighting the Holy Buddha? Big brother! Ah! That's not good! The messenger of the altar shuddered.

"What? Are you scared to pee your pants? Hongshan scoffed.

"It's a little scared, why didn't you say it earlier? Okay, you are a Bi Ma Wen, I think it was not enough for you to bully me back then, and after a thousand years, you have cultivated an apprentice to bully me, what is the reason for this! The Pure Altar Messenger hesitated and prepared to leave, "Why is my Pure Altar Envoy so unlucky!" Today, when I traveled here and smelled the smell of honey, I was a little indignant when I saw that it was two women feeding honey to thousands of bears, why not give honey to my offspring? Why don't you offer it to the messenger of the altar of purification? I deliberately encouraged the offspring to roar, and alarmed the two of you to come over and give my offspring to eat honey too, and by the way, I can also see the two of you girls feast their eyes. But when I saw that this shrew who scolded our pigs to the point of being incomplete, it turned out to be a cat, and she also scolded me Zhu Bajie, it's really hateful!" The envoy of the Pure Altar chattered as he retreated, "Forget it, forget it, for the sake of the senior brother and junior brother, spare his apprentice." This monkey head actually brought out such a damaging apprentice! Damn it! Damn it! This lady is not bad, heroic and educated, how beautiful it would be if she were the apprentice of my pure altar messenger! ”

Mu Guiying smiled when she heard the messenger of the pure altar say about herself, and said in her heart that you are a messenger of the pure altar, no wonder the Buddha said that you are not sexual, and you are also a messenger of the pure altar.

"Phew! Okay, you nerd, where to go! The Pure Altar Envoy was unaware of an unusually familiar voice, and he was so frightened that he staggered. Looking back, it turned out to be him!