Chapter 88: Storming Bee Mountain
"Brother Monkey, it's really you! I'll just say who has the audacity to call me by my nickname! The Pure Altar Envoy approached the Fighting Holy Buddha with great affection, looked left and right, "You have been a Buddha for more than 1,500 years, and you still have no cultivation. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info If you take in an apprentice, I don't think it's much better. ”
The Fighting Holy Buddha knew that the Pure Altar Envoy was talking around the corner, and they had lost both their master and apprentice. Why don't you play with Bajie anymore and reminisce about the fun of learning scriptures in the west? then teased Bajie and said: "You are right, I really accepted an apprentice, I'm afraid you don't know, right?" It's a woman! Sun Wukong also pretended that Zhu Bajie didn't know who his apprentice was, and glanced at Hongshan, "My apprentice, it's really like you just said, it's not much better, all day long around me to tell me the story of "Journey to the West", she likes that nerd Zhu Bajie the most, she thinks that nerd is smart and witty, and when she opens her mouth and closes her mouth, that nerd is cool and handsome!" Alas, I, the apprentice of the star-chasing clan, is really out of line. After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he turned his head and laughed a few times.
These few jokes can make Zhu Bajie dizzy, I saw him suddenly turn around, stared at Hongshan and looked at it, and looked at Hongshan embarrassedly lowered his head, come on, Zhu Bajie's whole big white eyes rolled, and he almost died of happiness, he couldn't help but hum: "I'm ugly, but I'm gentle." ”
Mu Guiying couldn't help but be happy when she looked at the scene performed by the Fighting Holy Buddha and Hongshan Master and Apprentice! It seems that the Buddha is also a human being!
"Messenger of the Altar of Purification! Messenger of the Altar of Purification! The Fighting Holy Buddha shouted a few times before he called Zhu Bajie back from his self-absorption.
"Ahh Fighting the Holy Buddha, you-? "The messenger of the Pure Altar saw Sun Wukong laughing and bending over, straightened up after a while, and turned into a solemn fighting holy Buddha, and suddenly realized that he had been fooled again." Good for you, Bi Ma Wen! When you become a Buddha, you still make fun of me! Master and apprentice together to play me! Look at me, alas, forget it, my altar messenger is now going to eat, drink, and drink, don't you want to be happy and happy, and I don't want to worry about you Buddhas who turn the air into fasting all day long. Okay, it's not easy for our brothers to meet, since you still treat me as a fool and don't cherish friendship at all, then I'll leave. Good bye! ”
The messenger of the Pure Altar was really about to leave, and the Fighting Holy Buddha hurriedly blocked the way and shouted: "Eight precepts!" Bro! ”
This is a very kind call! It awakened the emotions of the year at once! Zhu Bajie was instantly moved to tears.
"Hey, senior brother!" Zhu Bajie echoed.
The Holy Buddha of Fighting took the hand of the messenger of the Pure Altar, and his eyes were full of tears.
"I miss you guys so much! Senior brother just wanted to go back to the ups and downs of the year, so he deliberately teased you! Brother, how are you after all these years? The Fighting Holy Buddha asked emotionally.
"Okay, good, your junior brother and I have food and drink, it's really a blessing! It's just that I often think of us learning scriptures from the west! I don't know what happened to the master and the third junior brother? I miss them so much. The messenger of the altar wiped away his tears and said. When will the four of us be able to get together again? Senior brother, why don't we go to the master and junior brother now! ”
"No, each cultivates, each does its own thing, the sky has its own rules, and the Buddha has the Dharma. It's hard! The Fighting Holy Buddha said.
"Senior brother, aren't you practicing in heaven? How did you come to this mortal mountain? The Pure Altar Envoy was puzzled, "Moreover, you really accepted a female apprentice cat apprentice, what are you tired of?" ”
"Don't divulge it! In short, we have a mission. Now that that's not to be said, aren't you going to eat honey? I'll ask you to eat honey. The Fighting Holy Buddha said.
"Well, and these descendants of mine." The messenger of the Pure Altar also said.
"Yes, but junior brother, you have to convince these descendants of yours to completely obey the dispatch of my apprentice Hongshan in the future." The Fighting Holy Buddha said.
"No problem, no problem. My messenger of the altar counts as he speaks. ”
"Come with me." After the Holy Buddha finished speaking, he led the Pure Altar Messenger and Hongshan Mu Guiying to the foot of Bee Mountain.
There are thousands of bees on the Bee Mountain. Countless bees flew around the flowers, among the leaves, among the rocks, on the grass, and in the air, as foggy as the wind.
"Gee, so many bees must have endless honey. Senior brother, let's go into the mountains to find the beehive. The Pure Altar Messenger said.
"Don't be in a hurry, once you get in, you'll be stung to death by a swarm of bees before you can find honey." The Fighting Holy Buddha said.
"Could it be that my Pure Altar Envoy is still afraid that these little bee colonies will not be successful?"
"Then you can give it a try, Altar Purifier, these little bees should take the initiative to offer you sweet honey." Hongshan deliberately smiled and complimented.
"Okay, I'll go and order them to hurry up and give me the honey and come to the messenger of the altar." The messenger of the Pure Altar said with great spirits.
This competitive courage is not like Zhu Bajie back then, after all, he has become bold when he becomes an official with oil and water.
The Pure Altar Envoy jumped and entered the Bee Mountain Net.
"I say, you bees, come and collect honey from the vessels of the messenger of my altar!" The messenger of the altar turned into a large urn and placed it among the flowers and plants. He crossed his hands on his hips, how majestic, he wanted to show the Fighting Holy Buddha and the two beauties how the delicious food in the heavens and the world was consumed by his messenger of the Pure Altar.
As soon as the words of the messenger of the altar fell, I saw thousands of bees "buzzing" from the sky like a waterfall! It was too late to hide, and in just an instant, the Pure Altar Messenger was gone, and he was tightly wrapped in a swarm of bees.
"It's horrible! Thankfully, it was the Altar Messenger who took our place! Good guys, it's really a bee whirl! Hongzen's eyes were stunned.
"Yes, it was the Holy Buddha of Fighting who saved us, otherwise, I am afraid that you and I will be the victims. Marshal, you know how powerful these little guys are, right? They are much more powerful than tigers and lions. Mu Guiying also gasped.
"Master, thank you!" Hongshan saluted. "Now the messenger of the Pure Altar has become a honeycomb, but he is enjoyed by a swarm of bees, what can I do! He's not really going to be the Pure Altar Dead, is he? Hongshan was a little anxious, "Master, help quickly." ”
"You see, he's not dead." The Fighting Holy Buddha said with his finger.
I saw that the messenger of the altar of purification howled vigorously, and the deafening sound frightened the swarm of bees and flew away, and then the true face of the messenger of the altar was revealed, but I saw that his whole body was covered by a thick, dense but breathable net.
"But it suffocates me." The Altar Purifier gasped and struggled with his arms, "What's going on?" How did the bees put a net on me? Isn't it a honey net? I'll pay it off. Ahh There's nothing sweet at all. ”
"Pure Altar Messenger, that was covered by the Fighting Holy Buddha, if it weren't for the protection of this net, you would have become an ignorant and unconscious fat pig's head meat" Mu Guiying said with a smile.
"It turned out that you added it to the master? Really? Why didn't I see it? Hongshan was even more amazed.
"There were seventy-two changes in the battle of the Holy Buddha before, and now it must be even more powerful, and the Dharma is boundless." Mu Guiying said.
The Pure Altar Envoy jumped down and saluted the Fighting Holy Buddha with both hands: "Senior brother, thank you for saving me!" I didn't expect that these elves don't have Buddha nature and don't know my Pure Altar Messenger. It seems that this honey is not edible. ”
"With these net clothes, are you afraid that we won't be able to eat honey? Haha," the Fighting Holy Buddha laughed: "Change! ”
Hongshan Mu Guiying looked at himself again, he was covered with a layer of net, and the fighting holy Buddha was still the same, because he was a copper-headed, iron-armed, steel-buttocks, and the sword couldn't hurt him, so were you afraid of bee venom?