There is an old saying that you can't eat hot tofu if you're in a hurry. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info I can't interject now, I'm in a hurry, but I can only suppress my temperament and wait for the opportunity.

The two slings chatted for a while, revealing the words "masturbation". My heart moved. I have an impression of masturbation, it seems to be a game.

I hurriedly checked it on my phone. When I looked at the information on the Internet, I also found the words Zach and Varus, and they are both characters in the game.

I couldn't help but sigh bitterly, saying that the knowledge of the informant is really as wide as possible. But I've been busy making meritorious contributions to atone for my sins, so how can I have the time and energy to play online games?

In order to be friends with these two slings, I really fought hard at this moment, and hurriedly went online to find a guide. I've never played this game at all, and when I read the guides, most of them were memorized.

It took me a quarter of an hour, not to mention reading ten posts of guides, and finally I had a point in my heart. I put down my phone again and continued to pay attention to the conversation between the two **s***s.

Soon, I caught a gap and hurriedly interjected, "Two buddies, it's not right for you to play like this, you can't fight like this." ”

The two of them were completely unconvinced, and one of them took the initiative to ask, "Then tell me, why are you playing?" ”

I smiled secretly, but I didn't show it on my face, but pinched and said the information I had just written down.

I have to say, my adaptability is very strong, these two ** silk listened to the stunned for a while, and finally when I finished speaking, they both sat up with interest, one of them gave me a thumbs up and said to me, "Awesome, brother, let's fight together another day!" ”

I even said yes. In addition, the sling wire disagrees with my posture a little. He spoke his point again. I pretended to be very interested and listened, interjecting a few words from time to time, but they were all ambiguous, and the main purpose was to promote the "friendship" between us.

I found that these two students were still young, and after such a short period of contact, they didn't even treat me as an outsider. Then they sat on the bed and smoked, and one of them asked me if I smoked, and after seeing that I nodded, he threw a cigarette.

The skinny boy not only didn't smoke, but also seemed to have an aversion to cigarettes, and he glanced at us very dissentingly, but didn't say anything.

After I took a few puffs, the topic changed and asked the two ** silk, "Two buddies, I've been in this bedroom for a while, and I don't know what your name is?" ”

The two of them didn't hide it anymore, and one of them said, "You can just call me a bun." He pointed to the other sling, "Just call him Cheng Xiao." ”

I nodded again and again, and called Brother Baozi and Brother Cheng Xiao to them. In fact, I don't have anything about Cheng Xiao's name, but this bun surprised me.

I thought to myself, when did this nickname become so popular? I remember when I was investigating the ghost robbery case before, I met a person from the police, and he was also called Baozi, but this Baozi was not another Baozi, and I didn't take it too seriously.

Then I looked at the ugly boy and asked him what his name was.

The ugly boy ignored me at all, and Baozi suddenly laughed and said to me, "His name is Liu Zhengyu, but everyone also calls him the Dog King." After a pause, he added, "If you think the dog king is not good, call him a dog man, a big dog or something." ”

I said in my heart that the name of the dog man is clearly a bit scolding, how did this ugly boy provoke buns? Why do you have such a nickname?

Liu Zhengyu couldn't help it at this time, and sat up all of a sudden, with an angry face.

Baozi and Cheng Xiao were not only not afraid, but shouted together on the unified front. Cheng Xiao raised his voice and asked, "What's the matter?" Dog man, you don't want to mess around in this dormitory, do you? ”

Baozi added, "Your mother, I don't think you want to mix in the School of Economics, right?" ”

I have a faint intuition, this Liu Zhengyu is an angry bag, not to mention how many people bullied him, but what is certain is that he is very miserable in this bedroom.

Liu Zhengyu was silent for a few seconds, and finally he didn't argue, and lay back silently.

Baozi and Cheng Xiao laughed together, and Cheng Xiao also squeezed his fist very pretendedly, making the fist make a clicking sound.

Speaking from the heart, I can't get used to it, but there is no need to stand up for Liu Zhengyu at this moment. I focused on Feng Doudou's bed again, and deliberately pretended to be stupid and asked, "Who lives on this bed, why haven't I seen it?" ”

I thought that if I threw this topic first, they would say something along the way. Who knew that as soon as Baozi and Cheng Xiao heard it, they looked at each other and laughed evilly.

I was stunned by their actions, and Baozi said more, "That buddy, I guess I'm absconding these days." ”

I'm very sensitive to the word absconding, and to be more honest, Feng Doudou is already dead and has become a headless corpse, how can he abscond?

My gut tells me there's something wrong with this.

Cheng Xiao's interest in masturbation has not diminished, and he wants to continue to discuss the game with the two of us, but it is impossible for me to let him do this, and under repeated urging, let them talk about Feng Doudou, especially why he absconded.

I didn't think too much about these two slings, so I added you and me.

As they said. Feng Doudou has been chasing a sassy person from the School of Foreign Languages for half a year, but last week, this kid succeeded, and he took this **** to open the room, and he did that kind of thing for two days, and when he checked out and returned to the dormitory, his legs trembled so much that he couldn't stand steadily.

Baozi then made an evaluation of Feng Doudou, saying that this guy is really fucking urine.

On the contrary, I listened more and more confused, and said in my heart that he opened a room with a female student in the outer courtyard, what does it have to do with him absconding?

I took the initiative to ask again. At this time, I found that Liu Zhengyu put down his phone and glanced at me, as if he had something to say.

I deliberately turned my head to look at him, but he didn't say anything and held up the phone again. Baozi and Cheng Xiao didn't care about this detail, and continued to explain to me, saying that Feng Doudou chased this sass-goods, called Xiaomei, and Xiaomei already has a boyfriend, he opened a room with Xiaomei, to put it bluntly, he is digging the foot of the wall and bringing a green hat to the other man, so he is also cool, if he doesn't abscond, shouldn't he be beaten?

I figured it all out now, and I had a preliminary suspicion, could it be Xiaomei's boyfriend who killed Feng Doudou?

I'd like to ask more about this topic. Unfortunately, suddenly, the dormitory was plunged into darkness.

Baozi and Cheng Xiao cursed,. Not only them, but I also heard curses from other dormitories outside the door, especially the loudest voice, shouting, "Why are the lights out a minute earlier tonight?" Lao Tzu's game hasn't been archived yet, wow......"

I remember that when Iron Donkey introduced me to Wuzhou University, he said that the lights of this school were turned off at half past eleven every night.

Baozi and Cheng Xiao also had no interest in chatting because of the black rumbling. They were babbling, sleep, sleep! Then he also calmed down.

Liu Zhengyu was still looking at his phone, and the faint screen light shone on his face. I noticed that this man was a little autistic, and when he noticed that I was looking at him, he deliberately turned his back to me.

I sighed in my heart, and said forget it, I'll continue the investigation tomorrow.

After I lay down, I kept my phone on my chest. Don't look at the vibration of the phone now, but once there is any news, I can know immediately.

While I waited for Beard's letter, I fell asleep in a daze, and Beard didn't look for me.

In the blink of an eye, it was dawn. I found the hard bed in the university dormitory to be very comfortable to lie on, and I slept very comfortably.

I want to get a little more sleep. But not long after, someone stood by the bed and pulled me hard. I opened my eyes and looked, it was a bun.

He looked sleepy-eyed, holding a basin in his hand, and looked like he was about to go to the water room to wash, and he reminded me, "Pillar, get up quickly, there is a class at eight o'clock this morning, it's political economy!" ”

Just listening to the name of this class, I can't bring up any interest in it. I yawned and replied, "I'm not going." ”

I was about to continue sleeping, but Baozi dragged me twice and said, "You stupid comparison, the teacher of politics and economics is very fierce, and he likes to name names, if you skip class, be careful of failing the course." ”

I was by him twice in a row, and I was so upset that I even rubbed my nose uncomfortably.

I said in my heart that I didn't really come to school, let alone take any final exams, and whether I failed the course had anything to do with Lao Tzu?

I waved my hand and replied, "Whatever he wants." ”

Baozi was stunned, took out a look of adoration, and said Pillar, you are really a fucking warrior.

Then he hurriedly went to wash, and I was so stirred up that I couldn't sleep at all, and it was purely a spiritual move, I thought of Xiaomei from the Foreign Language College.

I would like to use this morning to investigate this person.

I sat up from the bed and packed up the futon. Not long after, Baozi came back, and he looked at me with a puzzled expression.

I guess he must have thought, why did this kid get up again since he didn't go to class?

I didn't bother to explain to him, so I asked him, "Is there a class schedule?" Let me see. ”

Baozi nodded, and pulled out a notebook from the bookcase under his bed. But I also blamed me for not making it clear, he showed me the School of Economics.

I asked him again, "Is there a foreign language college?" ”

Baozi took out a look of epiphany, and asked me with a smile, "Zhuzi, you don't want to go to the classroom of the foreign language college, do you?" Hook up with a girl by the way? ”

I deliberately laughed evilly. The bun was very interesting, let me wait, he turned around and walked out of the bedroom, probably to find someone else to ask for resources.

I sat and smoked a cigarette, and looked at the time while I was free, it was already half past seven, and Cheng Xiao and Liu Zhengyu were gone, so it was estimated that these two had already gone to breakfast.

When I had just finished smoking this cigarette, the buns came back. Not only did he get the timetable of the School of Foreign Languages, but he also got a booklet with the timetable of all the colleges in the school.

I flipped through the booklet and bun and said to me, "Don't just look at the School of Foreign Languages, don't leave behind the School of Law and the School of Letters, you know no, the female students in these colleges are all beautiful, if we have the chance, we can get one!" ”

In fact, since I came to the dormitory yesterday, I found that whether it is a bun or Cheng Xiao, the exit is very dirty. I said in my heart that these are all college students, how can they swear more than beards and some murderers.

With a sense of contempt, I glanced at Baozi, but Baozi didn't know what I was thinking, but misunderstood, and said to me, "What are you staring at me for, telling you, what are you going to college?" Isn't it just to pick up girls? And if you don't marry, just leave all the women you have played with to others, and you don't need to clean up the mess. ”

He made a wicked face when he finished speaking, perhaps he wanted to show me that he was talking to me in the heart.

I squeezed a smile and nodded "approvingly", but in my heart, I scolded him, this king and eight calves are really bad out of the water!

(Recommended tickets, begging, if you have a monthly pass, also have one) (To be continued.) )