"No. 8 Wen Qiang, is Wen Qiang here?"

Wen Qiang took a newspaper to cover his face, and then walked around Song Xinyu's back, "Here, here." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

As soon as Wen Qiang entered the room, he immediately glanced at the three judges in 10 seconds, two of which were male judges, one female judge, two were married, and one was unmarried.

"Hello three judges, my name is Wen Qiang, born in 85, this is my resume and academic certificate."

Female judge: "Well, you are a double master of F University, and you used to be the vice president of ED Global Group, and your resume is very beautiful." Since you have become the vice president, why did you resign from the vice president and deign to be the secretary of our company? ”

"I want to train myself in more positions and industries, tap my potential, and see how much energy I still have. Your company is a large company, although the history of the enterprise is a little shorter, and it is not the leading boss of the city, but your company is the most dynamic company in the city, the company's prospects are very good, the stamina is very strong, and there is a lot of room for development. “

"And what do you want from the remuneration package?"

"There are no requirements, just enough to eat, drink, and take the bus."

"You used to be the vice president, so you won't still crowd the bus."

"I did earn some money, but all my money was used to fund my girlfriend's study abroad and buy a house, and now I don't have any money, so I have to squeeze the bus."

"Your resume says that you used to be a monk, why do you want to be a monk?"

"Being a monk is just a belief, and the hobby, of course, is also to make my heart more pure, so that I won't be so tired of living."

At this time, Wen Qiang found that the female judge leaned forward, crossed her legs tightly, bent her waist, and held the pen with her right hand, her expression was uncomfortable, she must be holding her urine.

"I'm sorry for the three judges, I drank a lot of water at breakfast, and I want to go to the bathroom, you don't mind, right?"

The female judge immediately catered to her, "Then let's go, I'm just going to go to the bathroom to wash my hands and see the sweat on my hands." Also, the toilet was originally used to wash hands (you have to wash your hands after convenience), and the female judges interpreted the peeing thing so elegantly, she is really a cultural person.

The reason why the judges have to hold their urine is mainly for the smoothness and time of the application, because it takes at least 8 to 10 minutes to go to the bathroom, which is equivalent to delaying the interview time of a candidate, so the judges would rather persist until they are forced to do so.

Eight minutes later, Wen Qiang and the judges returned to their seats one after the other.

Female judge: "Comrade Wen Qiang's resume is very powerful, he also has rich life experience and work experience, and he is also honest, I personally think it is good, what are your two opinions?" ”

"Since Sister Zhou has spoken, of course we have no opinion, so you go back and wait for the notice."

Sister Zhou, the daughter of director Zhou Botong, the manager of the personnel department, and Lan Yuxin's best friend.

The staff member in charge of the application: "Let's go back to the comrades who didn't apply, this job fair is over." ”

Song Xinyu was very unconvinced and said: "Your company is too dishonest, I have prepared for a night, and now I will stop when I say stop." ”

Many applicants in the back also coaxed, "That's it, it's too dishonest." ”

At this time, Sister Zhou came out, "Everyone, please listen to me, now please go back, there is only one reason, that is, we have recruited the right person, so there is no interview in the back, only sorry, please go back, I'm sorry." ”

11:20 a.m., Chairman's Office

"Sister Zhou, how is the recruitment going?"

"Chairman, according to your instructions, we have already interviewed that monk, and his conditions are very good, just wait for you to speak."

"Well, you send me his resume and I'll take a look."

"F University double master in Chinese, economic management, vice president of ed global group, being a monk is just a hobby, why deign to be my secretary with such good conditions?" Is it because you have taken a fancy to me and want to chase me? Or is there another purpose? “

At this moment, the chairman's mobile phone rang, "Hey! ”

"Chairman, great news, more than one million products in the Hall of Fame have been sold out, of which the boss with the number 888 bought 10 products at one time, the mysterious person with the number 999 bought 12 at one time, and the agent with the number 666 bought the most expensive pure gold inlaid underwear in the Hall of Fame, and there are only 100,000 or less goods left in the store. Chairman, should we be stocked? “

"What are the sales so far?"

"A total of 95.78 million yuan was sold this morning, which is really a miracle from heaven, and it is about to be sold out in the morning, which is a sales miracle."

"Then hurry up and stock up, oh, wait, I'll call you later."

"Master, where are you now, why are you so noisy?"

"I'm on the bus, is there anything wrong with the chairman?"

"The Hall of Fame is almost out of stock, and I want to stock it right away."

"I can't buy anymore, I guess I can sell all the goods this afternoon, and when I sell out, I will close the business. Remember, you must not buy another penny of things, it is enough to earn tens of millions, stop it, goodbye! ”

"This monk, why don't you take advantage of the victory to pursue it?"

"Xiao Zhong, don't buy any more goods, and close down after selling the rest of the goods. Oh yes, the watch I sold yesterday is on my account, and I'll come back and swipe my card. “

"Chairman, someone has already paid for that watch."

"Who?"

"It's the master who came with you to pay the bill, and he said that the VIP had already paid him in advance."

"The master paid for it? I know. ”

"Resigned as the vice president of the company to become a monk, rode a broken bicycle to buy a million-dollar order, turned the tide with a small idea, and squeezed the bus as a small citizen, this monk is really getting more and more interesting."

The chairman snickered while thinking about it......

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