Xiaomi is happy, never so happy. www.biquge.info no, I should say that this is the happiest moment except when I joined the organization!

Thanks to the organization, which opened the door to a new world for her; Thanks to the network, she can perform in front of countless people; Thanks to Wuchuan Studio, for giving her the inspiration to perform!

There's nothing more enjoyable than brutally killing a cat in front of everyone! If there is, it must be two of them killed by different means!

The abuse on the Internet, Xiaomi said that it didn't care. Miss Ben's favorite thing to watch is the barking of the loser's dogs! "I just like the way you look at me and can't make me angry!" Childe's words are really intoxicating!

"Mi Mi ~ Mi Mi ~~" Just when Xiaomi thought of the delicate face of the child, and subconsciously clamped his legs, Xiaomi's mobile phone rang! It is a mobile phone ringtone specially prepared for the child's mobile phone!!

Xiaomi immediately connected the mobile phone and said in a voice that was sweet to the bones: "Hey~~ Son, do you miss me~? ”

“…… It's me" There was a moment of silence on the other end of the line, and a hoarse voice came.

"Cut, why did you use Childe's mobile phone to call me?" Xiaomi's face changed and said in a cold voice.

"Childe is right next to me." The hoarse voice replied coldly.

"Yo~~ What do you have to say?" Millet's voice replied to that sweet tone.

"Childe is very dissatisfied with your video yesterday, it is too vulgar and too artistic. Many people were disgusted when they saw it. The hoarse voice didn't care about the change in Xiaomi's attitude and continued.

"Why do you care about those mud-legged people who don't have the same road as us?" Xiaomi said unimpressedly.

"We always need to find more like-minded partners, right?" The husky voice continued on the other end of the phone. "The video thing, the prince has already helped you deal with it, next time pay attention to it, be beautiful, and be artistic! Don't tell me you didn't learn anything in the organization! ”

The hoarse voice said something from yesterday, and this morning when Xiaomi was enjoying everyone's abuse, he found that the video was suddenly deleted. Later, it was rumored that the Internet police in Donghai City began to investigate the matter, because the content of the video was too bloody and violent. I didn't expect this matter to be suppressed by the prince?

"It's still a good son~ What's the matter!" Xiaomi said in surprise.

"Don't make it so bloody next time!" A hoarse voice reminded.

"Okay, okay, got it!" Xiaomi stretched out her tongue and licked the corners of her mouth, and said confidently.

"Dut...... "The call has been hung up by the other party......

Xiaomi rolled her eyes, dropped the limited-edition phone at the head of the bed, stretched her long waist and said, "It seems that my treatment device should be improved?" ”

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"Good evening everyone, I'm the cat who loves Xiaomi the most!" Xiaomi turned on the camera and started recording the video, "Seeing so many enthusiastic audience messages, I knew that everyone liked yesterday's video very much. Don't worry, Xiaomi, I'll work harder to make more exciting videos for everyone to see! ”

"Bell, bell, bell!" Xiaomi said as she brought the big yellow cat from where the camera couldn't see, "Xiao Huang has grown so big today after yesterday's treatment!" Are you surprised? Unhappy? Happy? Not surprised? We shouldn't call it Xiao Huang anymore, but call it Rhubarb! ”

Rhubarb is now so frightened that he just ate a sausage that was left on the side of the road and fell asleep unconsciously. After waking up, he was carried by a woman? The cat's unique sense of smell made him smell the same kind of blood from this woman, and his intuition told Rhubarb that this woman was dangerous.

"I don't know which bad guy it was, I reported yesterday's video, and as a result, Xiaomi was told by the police uncle, saying that Xiaomi's video violated national regulations and was too bloody." Xiaomi pursed his lips to express dissatisfaction, and then said cheerily: "But it's okay, Xiaomi, I improved the treatment device today, to ensure that today's video is not as bloody as yesterday, but it is as exciting and fun as yesterday!" ”

Xiaomi reached out again, took out a device from his feet and put it in front of the camera, "Cat Health Therapy Device 2.0 Version!! It is guaranteed to make rhubarb grow healthier! ”

This so-called health therapy device 2.0 is similar in shape to yesterday's cage, but the cage is replaced with an iron sheet, which is ...... If you can't see the cat's bleeding, it's not bloody?

Xiaomi smiled at the camera and said proudly: "Look! Uncle Policeman! Xiaomi guarantees that this time it is not a bloody video! Without a drop of blood, how can it be considered a bloody video? ”

"But before entering the health treatment device, let's shave all the hair for the rhubarb first, otherwise it will affect the treatment!" Instead of throwing the rhubarb directly into the torture device, Xiaomi took out the tool and began to shave the rhubarb.

It can be seen that Xiaomi is not the first time to shave cats, the action is simple, effective, fast and powerful, at least the experience of the old driver who has shaved more than 100 cats. But think about what Xiaomi did yesterday, how many poor cats are behind the shaving skills of at least a hundred cats? As long as you think about it, it makes people shiver all over the body and shudder.

Soon, Rhubarb was shaved by Xiaomi, meowing without a sense of security.

Xiaomi turned on the switch of the treatment instrument, opened the entrance above the treatment instrument, and after the iron plate under the ground was hot, he threw the rhubarb into the treatment instrument, closed the lid of the treatment instrument casually, and said to the camera with a smile: "The preparations are complete, now let's officially start the treatment!" ”

Rhubarb kept banging inside the box, screaming from time to time, and Xiaomi squinted her eyes and listened to the sound of the moon, obviously very satisfied with all this.

After a long while, the screams and crashes stopped. Xiaomi's brows furrowed slightly, what's the situation? Based on my own experience, it's obviously not time for Rhubarb to give up struggling, right? At this moment, the room was extremely quiet, there was not even a burning sound in the box, and there was no smell of burning in the air, all of which were telling Xiaomi that this was not normal!

"Hee-hee,This device is not good at this.,I don't know what the situation is with the cats inside.,It seems that tomorrow Xiaomi I'm going to improve it again.,Replace the lid with a transparent one.。 Well, let's open the lid and see how the rhubarb goes, should we put salt? ”

Xiaomi smiled at the camera as she spoke, and stretched out her tongue to lick the corner of her mouth, if you change the time and occasion, maybe it will make people feel sexier. But the thought of what she did makes people feel incredibly disgusting. Put salt? Do you think you're making teppanyaki?

Well, maybe Xiaomi really thought of it like this, because on the edge of the table, Xiaomi actually put a dinner plate, and a pair of cold and shining dinner knives and forks were placed on the dinner plate.

However, at the moment when Xiaomi opened the box......