Chapter 0157: Wonderful Uncle (I)
As soon as he heard that someone was interested in his super admired boss, Ergoudan immediately became energetic: "He is the adopted son of my Ergou uncle's family, named Lin Feng, and he hasn't been home for many years......"
Speaking of which, the black fat man and the second dog egg even sold Guanzi: "I'm thirsty, beautiful sister, can you give me some wine to moisten my mouth?" ”
Saying this, without waiting for the other party to agree, Ergoudan took a sip of vodka on the table, and immediately frowned and said, "What kind of wine is this?" Why is it so spicy? Can't catch up with the bud valley wine in my hometown! ”
The little policeman Hua Ou Xiaolei was stunned the moment she heard Lin Feng's name, and then her heart was shocked, and then she woke up halfway from drinking.
At this time, the little police flower was still concerned about the quality and taste of the wine, and the next moment she asked anxiously, "What?" Lin Lin...... Lin Feng, that Lin Feng? ”
Ou Xiaolei's face was ruddy and her breath was short.
She really didn't expect that this little scoundrel would still be haunted after so many days, and even send his stupid brother to tease herself.
"Lin Feng, the 'village-level handsome guy' in Hushan Village, Dongpu Development Zone, Wanghai City, then that, there is a photo of him here, won't I understand it if I show you?"
Saying this, Ergoudan took out a copycat mobile phone the size of a brick from his trouser pocket, and held it for a long time, then handed the phone to Ou Xiaolei and said, "Look at it, you look handsome!" ”
Ou Xiaolei took the phone suspiciously, looked at it, stared at it for a moment, and then her face slowly changed from surprise to laughter, and finally laughed out loud.
On the screen of the "brick mobile phone" is a miniature version of Lin Feng, about fourteen or fifteen years old, wearing a rustic undershirt and straw sandals, but his eyes are full of unyielding stubbornness!
Although the photo is a little different from the current playboy Lin Feng, as long as you know Lin Feng, anyone who has seen this photo can undoubtedly say that this is the young master Lin from childhood.
The little policeman Hua Ou Xiaolei looked at it for two minutes, and then turned to the second dog on the side and said, "You don't farm well at home, come here to learn how to pick up girls, do you have money to burn?" ”
As soon as he heard Ou Xiaolei say this, Ergoudan said aggrievedly: "No, eldest sister, I came out this time mainly to take refuge, and the other big job is to find someone, my second dog uncle asked me to find my boss by the way to remind him that the two baby fat sisters in his family are sick again, and now they urgently need money to send to the hospital for treatment!" ”
Hearing Ergoudan say this, the little policewoman was angry for a while, and said in her heart, yes, this black fat brother dares to be a hooligan and virtuous with his boss Lin Feng, and after entering the city, he doesn't do anything serious, and he wants to pick up girls with all his heart, as if life is to live for 'that thing'.
Thinking of this, the little policeman Ou Xiaolei frowned and asked, "Evacuated, is there a big flood in your village, isn't this year's rain counted?" ”
As soon as he heard this, Ergoudan immediately lowered his eyebrows and muttered: "It's not the problem of flooding, it's that I beat people and committed a crime, and I was chased by the public security there......"
After saying this, this black fat second dog raised his eyebrows and defended himself: "Don't complain about this matter, it's all their ......"
Ou Xiaolei didn't care about Ergoudan's private affairs, and she didn't care about the trivial civil disputes at the local police station.
The next moment, the girl rolled her eyes and asked playfully, "I'm Lin Feng's good friend, tell me about your thoughts and plans to come here!" ”
As soon as he heard that it was his boss's friend, the rectal second dog was immediately excited, so he heard "friend" as "girlfriend", and then directly gave Ou Xiaolei a cruel sentence: "Mom, you are my boss's girlfriend, you are old and beautiful, then I will call you a beautiful sister-in-law!" ”
Saying this, Ergoudan didn't wait for the little policeman Hua Ou Xiaolei to react, then stood up and bowed deeply: "Hello sister-in-law, sister-in-law has worked hard!" ”
Ou Xiaolei was confused by the black fat man in front of her, and before she could say a few words, she called her "beautiful sister-in-law".
Especially this "small title", "sister-in-law" also added a "beautiful" in front of it, which made the little policeman Ou Xiaolei very useful, so that in the end she was embarrassed to find out the matter.
It seems that this stupid second dog is quite good at getting things done, not only praising us for being beautiful and Peugeot, but also giving it up, looking simple and sincere, this is really "teachable".
Thinking of these, the haze in the heart of the little police flower Ou Xiaolei was swept away.
No matter how tough she is, Ou Xiaolei is still a girl after all, and she is naturally very happy when someone praises her beauty, although the "cheap boyfriend" that the other party installed on her - Lin Feng is a little rascal who makes herself quite unhappy.
But, then again, this "rather unpleasant" myself is sometimes not very sure.
In fact, sometimes when no one is disturbing, the little police flower Ou Xiaolei has also made serious analysis and thinking about that little scoundrel Lin Feng.
In addition to "flamboyant tongue" and "attracting bees and butterflies", the grandson is still "very manly" in some things.
For example, in the "Yucai Middle School Hostage Rescue Incident" that day, this grandson's performance was quite strong! Although the little police flower Ou Xiaolei has always had a look of disdain.
The little police flower Ou Xiaolei has always liked superheroes, and when she was in school, she liked the post-apocalyptic hero played by Schwarzenegger, and after graduation, she entered the police force and always took Laura in "Tomb Raider" as her idol of struggle, and she also repeatedly declared among her colleagues that she wanted to find a "super powerful" boyfriend to conquer herself, otherwise she would bury the name of "East Garden Thunderbolt Little Police Flower".
And what Young Master Lin has done since he "landed" in Dongpu is not an earth-shattering heroic masterpiece, although the means are a bit irregular.
In fact, the girl Ou Xiaolei herself couldn't figure out her true attitude towards Lin Feng.
However, there is a fact that the little police officer Ou Xiaolei has always been ashamed to tell people, so as long as someone mentions the little bad species called "Lin Feng", she immediately nervous and her heart beat faster, and then she was teased by the demon called "Lin Feng", and her lower abdomen was numb......
And the root of this "soft happiness" came from the fragrance in the transcription room that day...... Afterwards, she also changed into a pair of "little pants"!
Recently, as long as she sees the news that her grandson is "going wild" outside on the Internet, the girl Ou Xiaolei will immediately put down her work and focus on browsing and paying attention, so that in the end, she has to taste and touch for a long time to calm down the "little deer" in her heart.
The little police flower repeatedly asked himself in his heart, what the hell is going on? The answer is: My little police flower is Bingqing Yujie, is it really in love with a shameless scumbag?
It's impossible, it's ridiculous, doesn't it go along at all!
In the end, the girl forced herself to deny this ridiculous conclusion: NO, the old lady "a piece of ice heart in the jade pot"!
However, as time went by, Ou Xiaolei slowly discovered that she didn't have much real hatred for the little rascal named "Lin Feng", but more of a dissatisfaction when she saw his abusive affection, or jealousy of the object of his abusive affection, those rotten women.
Coincidentally, his aunt Ou Mingming became the object of his resentment and jealousy at the first time, so the girls who were close to Lin Feng all became the carriers of his contempt and abuse.
In fact, the conflict between Xiao Gonghua and his aunt Ou Mingming has been escalating recently, and a big reason is because of Lin Feng's "calling for wind and rain" in Wanghai and other places.
Sometimes in the dead of night, Ou Xiaolei will also assume that if she hadn't seen the little rascal and her aunt on the beach car with her own eyes that day, would she fall in love with Lin Feng?
In the end, she had to come to a fairly objective conclusion: it was difficult to say, and it was likely that she would be desperate...... Or...... Or...... Anything is possible!
In the days that followed, the little policeman Ou Xiaolei always discussed what happened to Lin Feng in the house of the beautiful president Su Qingyan, intentionally or unintentionally, and at this time, Deputy Director Ou, who was in an unhappy mood, would immediately scold, so it became the reason for the escalating conflict between her and her aunt.
Now, the black fat man in front of him actually called himself "sister-in-law" in a grand manner, which made Ou Xiaolei, who already had a ghost in her heart, tremble, and then her face was flushed.
Especially the black fat man Ergoudan even added a very good definition in front of "sister-in-law" "beautiful". This immediately made Ou Xiaolei feel excited, so she couldn't bear to stop the classic title of "seemingly unintentional, but actually flattering" of the black fat man Ergoudan.
Thinking of this, the little policeman Ou Xiaolei decided to put this title in prison.
If someone really asked, it was not his original intention, it was what the second dog was willing to call, and the object of the "sister-in-law" may not be the little hooligan Lin Feng.
Thinking of this, the little police flower Ou Xiaolei looked at Ergoudan's black fat face and said: "Okay, Ergoudan, to tell you the truth, I don't think the title of 'sister-in-law' is enough to show your respect for me, I think you'd better call me 'sister-in-law' instead!" ”
The little policewoman said with a smile, in fact, she had been competing with her aunt Ou Mingming in her heart.
Hmph, big woman, big breasts and round butts just pull? Can you sleep with a little rascal? Sister is designated to surpass you!
Although my sister hasn't been a little rascal, she still has to take advantage of the title, "sister-in-law", do you hear that? A "big" word means that the level is higher than you, and a "big" word means that the sister is earlier than you in the program.
Thinking of this, the little police flower Ou Xiaolei was secretly refreshed for a while, and said in her heart, Ou Mingming, wait, I'm disgusting to you!
After that, the little policeman Ou Xiaolei actually ordered a case of beer for Ergoudan, and then patted the black fat man's shoulder and said with a pleasant face: "Come on, Ergoudan, tell my sister-in-law how you found here?" ”
This time, it's the turn of the two dogs.
Because he knows that he has a lot of things to do in the city this time, and he definitely didn't just pick up girls.
It's good now, I hit my sister-in-law's muzzle in one fell swoop, and I can't retreat if I want to deny it, so if I let my boss Lin Feng know that I won't even recognize my mother.