Chapter 23: What the hell is to do
"By the way, what the hell does your studio do?"
After the two of them talked and laughed for a while, Kawa Shangyue asked suspiciously. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Huh? Didn't I tell you? Su Ye looked confused.
"You told me a ghost!" Chuan Shangyue rolled her eyes, "I still overheard your conversation with Zhang Shengxue, so I vaguely knew that you were going to shoot some videos!" ”
The school flower girl exploded again, and in Su Ye's shocked eyes, she started the gushing mode, and one word after another scrambled out of Chuan Shangyue's mouth, which was breathtaking, and she trembled-
"What the hell knows what video you want to make? House dance? Flash mob? Micro films? Talk show? Funny videos? Is it a romance action movie? But you didn't even have a camera! Oh, my God! You don't want to record with your phone, do you? Do you want to go to the subway and take a sneak peek at the girls' upskirts? Oh my God, it's horrible! No wonder you'll have your studio near the metro station! That's so convenient! ”
Every girl has the potential to be Sherlock Holmes, and they can analyze the amazing fact that "the boyfriend cheated on him, and the cheating partner often sent him this emoji" from an expression posted by her boyfriend on an online chat tool.
Although Kawa Shangyue has a soft and cute appearance, she rarely shows a soft and cute taste when she is with Su Ye, and she occasionally becomes shy in time, and most of it is a joke. Such a girl, who doesn't show the slightest femininity on weekdays, has such a terrible logical reasoning ability, I can only be glad that she didn't become a policeman!
Su Ye was not afraid that she would accidentally hospitalize the criminal, but that she would catch the wrong person. The person who can deduce from the "clues" in Su Ye's office that the teenager is going to the subway to secretly photograph the skirts of the girls can definitely deduce from the "obscene deeds" of selling small discs at the gate of the computer city that they are carrying out exercises and exercises for drug trafficking work.
The young man looked helplessly at Chuan Shangyue, who was still in the middle of his mouth, he was just a little distracted for a while, the school girl had already connected Su Ye with the mastermind behind a special website whose server was far away in the United States, could it be that people who engage in literature have such big brains?
"Who said I don't have a camera! It's just that this treasure is hidden by me! Su Ye remembered the black technology he had drawn when he completed the main quest a few days ago, and a bright smile appeared on his face. The teenager is very satisfied with the prizes obtained in this lottery, and it is just right!
"With the camera, you're still hiding? Looking at the 'you know' smile on your face, are you really ready to make a romantic action movie? "Well, Kawa Kamitsuki's rhetorical question is still so sharp, quite like the torture of the detective when he exposes the murderer.
"What's going on in your head?" Su Ye is actually very curious about how his girlfriend thinks, serious thinking, reasonable and well-founded inferences, but in the end she can come up with such a ridiculous answer? Since you know about romance action movies, you don't even know what magicians mean? You did it on purpose, right?
The young man can't help but think of the words and deeds of Chuan Yixia and Chuan Zhongyi, is this a family inheritance?
No matter what, people are not in vain teenagers! When your girlfriend comes up in secondary school, if you reprimand her seriously and seriously, then you will soon evolve into a single dog!
didn't wait for Chuan Shangyue to react, and saw the young man say seriously: "Ten years of sharpening a sword, the frost blade has never been tried." As a photographer, the camera is my weapon, how can I show it to others at will? The so-called 'gentleman hides his weapon in his body and moves when the time comes', and I will take it out when I need it! ”
"Huh?" Chuan Shangyue's eyes lit up, "Today, who has a grievance?" You mean, you're ready to be a freelance writer? Specifically attacking social injustices? ”
Su Ye didn't finish reading a short sentence of poetry, and the school girl instantly had a guess, although she hadn't guessed it yet, but it was already very close to Youmu! Could it be that Kawakami's IQ is on the line?
The so-called freelance writer is a person who reviews something specifically, and then the media will choose whether or not to publish the opinion piece according to their own position. But this has nothing to do with the video, and what Su Ye wants to do is not this one, although the text is good, how can there be a video that is more impactful?
"Not a freelance writer, have you ever heard of Danmaku?" Su Ye asked with a smile.
"You mean BulingBuling?" Kawakami's eyes lit up. As a senior secondary school girl, how can you not chase it? How can you not know the chasing weapon BulingBuling?
"Yes! I'm going to shoot some pranks specifically for uncivilized behavior, and I'm going to post it on Buling~! Su Ye said confidently.
"Hoaxes against incivility?" Kawakami Moon tilted his head slightly, what the hell is that?
"In order to save the earth's civilization from developing towards the abyss of depravity, as an aspiring young man, your boyfriend is committed to improving the social atmosphere and guiding the positive development of civilization! If I could shoot some pranks on incivility, would uncivilized people take it as a warning? Will there be a way to deal with these uncivilized people? Su Ye said eloquently.
"I didn't expect that you, who have always been serious, have such a second-class idea in your heart? Or is it because of this idea that you want to change the world that you have such a sense of justice? Kawa looked at her boyfriend with some surprise. This man who just felt that the other party was a little special at first, but after contact, he found that the other party's personality was very much in line with his appetite, and he actually had such thoughts in his heart?
"Hahahaha, that's needless to say! I'm going to be the man of the savior! Su Ye said with a laugh. He won't admit he's serious!
"So what uncivilized thing are you going to start with? Be sure to bring me one! Kawakami asked curiously. The girl in the second year of secondary school feels that her soul of the second year is already burning! Hoax! How can you be less of yourself?
"Ah, there are two plans at the moment, but I haven't figured out which one to do!" Su Ye said with a tangled face.
"Tell me~~ People will give you advice!" Kawa Kazuki blinked, her eyelashes flickering, and she looked at the boy expectantly.
"One is to move all the bicycles parked on the blind road to the edge of the blind road, and the other is to move the cars parked on the crosswalk when waiting for the red light to the back of the stop line~" Su Ye thought about the scene of his prank, and a mischievous smile appeared on his face.
"Ah, you're so bad!" Chuan Shangyue thought about the collapse of the party's face, and also couldn't help but show a naughty smile, "Then what are you waiting for?" Let's go play now! No, no, no, let's work now to build a better civilization on Earth! ”
"Hey, hey, we're going? On the first day of opening, you just left the office and ran out to work on materials? And most importantly, we haven't decided which material to get yet, right? Su Ye was pulled by Kawa Shangyue's huge force and staggered a few steps, holding on to the door frame of the workshop and resisting.
The boy hasn't tasted the coke in the freezer yet, okay? '82-year-old Lafite can't drink it, and '82-year-old goblets are always okay, right? Su Ye saw clearly the cup that Kawa Shangyue drank just now, and it was marked 1982!
"Hey! You're the savior! It's busy! How can there be time to dwell on what 82-year-old cup! This cup is right here for you to use in the future! We are shouldering the great cause of saving the world, we must cherish every minute and second, let's go! Kawa Shangyue said as he turned around and mercilessly pulled away the hands that were holding on to the door frame one by one, "Whether it is a bicycle occupying a blind lane or a car occupying a pedestrian crossing, it is uncivilized behavior." What to do with so much hesitation? I'm sure I'll do it all! ”
What the girl said was very reasonable, and Su Ye was speechless.
Unable to resist, he was pulled out of the office door by Chuan Shangyue, and Su Ye looked at his floor-to-ceiling window without tears - when will he be able to stand leisurely in front of the floor-to-ceiling window and watch the scenery, hey!!
But then again, it's nice to have a secondary 2 girlfriend! At least Su Ye can calmly tell the other party his ultimate goal without worrying about being sent to a mental hospital by the school girl. Now it seems that not only that, but the second girlfriend will also help you complete the task together!
It's still very common for bicycles to occupy blind lanes, and in fact, if you are not blind, you will not notice this incident at all. So how did Su Ye notice it? This brings us to the hobby of teenagers before they got the justice system - reading novels!
As an orphan who is always trying to survive, what could be a cheaper pastime than reading a novel on your phone? What should I do if I get bored on the way to the interview? Apple pear mobile phone takes you to read online novels!
Reading novels for many years has allowed Su Ye to master a skill that ordinary people can't grasp at all - reading novels while walking!
Teenagers like to walk on the blind road and read novels! While walking with your feet touching the protrusion of the blind alley, you can read the novel intently! This is the skill that every novelist must have in the legend - walking the blind road!
Well, as a new user group of the blind road, Su Ye hit the bicycle parked on the blind road many times. Sometimes I argue with the owner of the car, and people will say to you with confidence, "Hehehe, if you don't read a novel while walking, will you hit my bicycle?" ”
What's the difference between this and the shameless statement that "if it weren't for the fact that you wore less, how would I have done the bow to you"?
At that time, the orphan university had not yet graduated, and he was weak and humble, and he was powerless to refute it, but now it is different! Not to mention that Su Ye has a justice system, just with a like-minded (embarrassed) girlfriend, Su Ye is full of strength!
"I'm here for justice! For the future of the earth's civilization! Su Ye and Chuan came to the sidewalk downstairs of the business building last month, and sure enough, there were several bicycles parked on the blind road in the middle!
Su Ye and Chuan Shangyue glanced at each other, with a tacit smile on their faces, and the soldiers were divided into two ways, you from this end and I from the other, and all the bicycles were moved out of the crosswalk.
Bike prank, GET! √
Not far away, a Pegasus car stopped because of the traffic light, and the driver rolled down the window and shouted to the school girl: "Beauty! What's the point of charging for a bicycle with a stinky boy? Come on, Brother Shang's newly bought Pegasus car to see and see! ”
When Su Ye and Chuan Shangyue heard this, they looked over at the same time, and when they saw the Pegasus car parked at the crosswalk, they looked at each other and smiled.
I saw Kawakami with a bright smile on his face and walking towards the Pegasus car.
Seeing this, the driver glanced at Su Ye proudly, but found that the poor sour boy did not have the slightest anger or frustration on his face, was he not sad that his girlfriend had abandoned him at all? Or have you already resigned yourself to your fate?
"No matter! Or the beauty is important! The driver looked at the approaching soft and cute girl, showed a stunning look, and left the teenager's strange appearance behind.
"Beauty, haven't you ever been in a Pegasus car? Let's get in the car and have a good chat with my brother! When Chuan Shangyue walked to the front of the car, the driver said proudly.
When Kawakami heard this, the smile on his face became brighter, but he suddenly bent down.
"What is this for?" The driver looked confused, the script is wrong! What about throwing a hug into the arms?
Then he felt the body shake, and the Pegasus car actually flew up!
Well, it's actually just a school girl who lifted it up. Of course, although the school girl has a lot of strength, she has not yet reached the point where she throws the car alone, so the girl just lifted one side of the car, and the other side naturally lifted Su Ye who didn't know when it passed.
The two of them looked at each other and smiled again across the Pegasus car, and just like that, they lifted the car back to the parking line step by step!
Su Ye and Chuan Shangyue patted the dust on their palms, and left side by side. The driver of Pegasus was still in the car, looking at the figures of the two people in the distance in a daze, not knowing which one was singing, and he didn't even react to the change of traffic lights.
However, as the so-called getting carried away and gloating, just when the two of them were happily celebrating their pranks, the girl suddenly let out a miserable scream-
"Ahh