Chapter 108: Turtle Mountain Recording
Thousands of crocodiles lift their beaks out of the water, signaling that they have been conquered by Hongshan. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info Subsequently, Hongshan Mu Guiying conquered Hippo Mountain, Whale Mountain, and Shark Mountain.
"Strategist, are there any other animals in the water on the round mountain?" Hongshan asked.
"And the dolphins, they are smart, kind, and playful animals, and we don't need to disturb them," Mu Guiying said, "and there are other mountains, most of which are more docile animals and less wild animals, such as Donkey Mountain, Horse Mountain, Mule Mountain, Niu Mountain, Sheep Mountain, Rabbit Mountain, Dog Mountain, Deer Mountain, Squirrel Mountain, Pigeon Mountain, Rooster Mountain, Pheasant Mountain, Butterfly Mountain, Magpie Mountain, Sparrow Mountain, Lark Mountain, Swan Mountain, Parrot Mountain, White Crane Mountain, Peacock Mountain, and Bat Mountain, Crow Mountain, Owl Mountain, and Hedgehog Mountain, Fox Mountain, Panda Mountain, Camel Mountain, Monkey Mountain, Ape Mountain, Elephant Mountain, Ostrich Mountain, as well as Firefly Mountain, Ant Mountain, Cricket Mountain, It seems that it is relatively easy to conquer the animals on these mountains, but one is to make friends with them through sincere praise, but to debate with them and persuade them logically, which requires language communication and let them speak human language, but this condition has not yet been met. What we are going to conquer next is Fly Mountain, Mosquito Mountain, Mouse Mountain, Locust Mountain, and Cat Mountain. ”
"Flies, mosquitoes, rats, these three animals are some nasty and disgusting things." "They spread diseases and create plagues, don't look down on them, but they're terrifying. Strategist, these disgusting things are not easy to conquer! ”
"yes, the more inconspicuous it is, the harder it is to deal with." Mu Guiying said.
There are not only ordinary gray flies, but also green flies, small, medium, and large, buzzing non-stop, just like the sound of a big fan.
The Fly Mountain is not big, but there are tens of millions of flies. Flying, overwhelming, flying, covering the sky.
Hongshan Mu Guiying naturally did not dare to climb the Fly Mountain, even in the middle of the Fly Mountain, the two of them did not dare to stay, because flies can also fly to a certain height.
"Strategist, this is more difficult than Eagle Mountain. We don't have a place to stay, haha. Hongshan laughed to himself.
"It's easy to settle down, unless you end up in a pile of garbage." Mu Guiying joked.
"Then I'll be a pile of dung, don't flies like to fly on dung?" Hongshan himself said disgustingly, "Oops, disgusting to death!" Otherwise, I'll just give them a. ”
"You have the ability to go, hahaha." Mu Guiying laughed.
Hongshan also smiled from ear to ear.
"Then we can't do anything? They are disgusting, but we can't get rid of them yet, or if we don't, we're going to poison them with dichlorvos. Hey, there you have it, Strategist, we're going to use sticky fly paper! There are a lot of them sold in the market. Hongshan said happily.
"It's a good idea, but the sticky fly paper is too small and too small, and it's all strips of paper, so how much does it take. Second, we can't go in. Mu Guiying said.
"Strategist, you're sure you'll be able to figure out a good solution." Hongshan didn't think about it so much at this time, because so many dangerous mountains had been taken by the military advisor.
At the same time, Mu Guiying thought about how to deal with flies, mosquitoes, rats, and locusts, because these four mountain creatures had similarities, and it seemed that as long as he thought of a way to deal with them, the other three would be solved.
Mu Guiying and Hongshan returned to Guishan. In the headquarters, Mu Guiying recalled the activities of every household to eliminate flies and mosquitoes in the summer when she was in Muke Village, recalled the scene of every household exterminating rats after the autumn harvest, and recalled the scene of locust plagues encountered by the army during the great drought during the expedition.
But that's annihilation! It's harder to make them live than to let them die!
Flies love dirty, mosquitoes love blood, mice love rice, and locusts love leaves.
But it is not easy to put a large amount of dirt, blood, rice, and leaves into the mountains. It doesn't seem like much compared to using plastic sheeting to recover bears and poisonous snakes.
"Slap them to death with a beat! Smoke them to death! Clamp them to death! Poison them with pesticides! The four voices of the four peasants shouted over and over again in Mu Guiying's head. Mu Guiying knew that she had actually killed these gadgets! This shows that I am stumped by them, Amitabha!
"Conquer the flies, mosquitoes, and rats first." Mu Guiying suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"Marshal, prepare plastic sheeting." Mu Guiying shouted.
"What, plastic sheeting again? Didn't we buy plastic sheeting twice some time ago? Hongshan came in from outside the door and said, "We conquered Dog Bear Mountain, and we didn't take the plastic sheeting back; After conquering Snake Mountain, he did not take back the plastic sheeting. You won't go to the market again this time to buy it, will you? How much money would be wasted! ”
"Okay, let's conserve resources. The marshal arranged to take back the plastic sheeting on Dog Bear Mountain and the plastic sheet on Snake Mountain, and we will repair it and reuse it. Mu Guiying said.
Hongshan called Xiong Da Xiong Er and ordered the two of them to go back to their hometown to retrieve the plastic sheeting, and Xiong Da Xiong Er happily went.
Seeing that Xiong Da Xiong Er had received the task and left, Pig Da Zhu Er also wanted to show his performance. Hongshan didn't dare to assign the two of them to Snake Mountain, for fear that they wouldn't come back.
"Strategist, let's go to Snake Mountain in person."
"Marshal, take Pig Pig Er, and let them bring back all the plastic sheeting, searchlights, and tape recorders."
The plastic sheeting on Snake Hill was still standing there, and the vipers had let it go before Hongshan Mu Guiying left, and the plastic sheeting was empty, the searchlight had run out of electricity, and the tape recorder had run out of electricity.
According to Mu Guiying's design, in the command headquarters, a huge plastic cat, a transparent plastic cat, was made. The searchlight and tape recorder were recharged and recorded.
Hongshan couldn't laugh when he saw that the plastic products in front of him were his own shape.
"Strategist, isn't this making fun of Ben Shuai?" Hongshan pretended to hide his face and cried.
"The image of the marshal is immeasurably meritorious! With your plastic shape, we can conquer Fly Mountain, Mosquito Mountain and Mouse Mountain, which can be described as a hand-to-hand capture! ”
"Am I so good-looking? I'm a cat! Is it more powerful than a tiger? Don't make a mistake! Hongshan touched his head and said, "This is a plastic cat, not as good as a paper tiger!" I really don't work here, haha, make a fake one, isn't it, isn't it self-deception? ”
"Although the military advisor can rest assured, we will confuse the real with the fake this time! Don't forget how we conquered Snake Mountain. Now, you real cat is right in front of you, please marshal you must shout loudly with all your might. Mu Guiying said.
"Ahh Yes! Yes! Hongshan shouted.
"It's not shouting—ah, it's shouting your cat—meowing." Mu Guiying corrected.
"Okay, then let's go back to the past, meow meow, meow meow-" Hongshan shouted.
Mu Guiying started recording.
Xiong Da Xiong Er, Pig Da Zhu Er, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud, so he had to cover his mouth with his hand.