Section 48 Serial Blind Date Family Birth Scandal 3
The national brothers and sisters are making trouble at home, Lu Xiaosong and Kim Tae-hee are walking up the mountain, Kim Tae-hee is busy all day, and he feels as if he hasn't gotten many shots. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Actually, I really don't blame the program team, this level of guest program team deliberately arranged two cameras to follow her, for fear of missing any shots, but Kim Tae-hee really can't do anything, Liu Zai-seok threw the stalk several times and she couldn't catch it, she would only smile there and act as a background board.
If it weren't for Liu Zaishi and Li Xiaoli's desperate efforts to enliven the atmosphere, and Lu Xiaosong's performance was not bad, this episode of the show would not have been able to be watched. Lin Yuna, who originally had a good variety show effect, was also a big loss because of Kim Tae-hee's relationship, and it didn't have a publicity effect at all, after all, she was a senior, and she had to come first in everything.
If you don't play it again, I'm afraid that Liu Zaishi will definitely come to him for a meeting in the evening.
When he arrived at the place, Lu Xiaosong only moved his mouth and did not use his hands, pointing out how Kim Tae-hee should dig winter bamboo shoots, which could dig more without affecting the reproduction of bamboo, and he was determined to make up for Kim Tae-hee's shots.
"Look, there's a little bit of it here, it's a bamboo shoot, just dig up the surrounding soil first, and then pry it up from the roots." Lu Xiaosong did a few demonstrations, and Kim Tae-hee was already able to dig by himself according to his instructions, and after a few successes, the big beauty became interested, and the two cameras even got closer to shoot, for fear of missing any details.
"Angry, it's almost over, let me make up for it a little bit of relaxation." Lu Xiaosong cut a bamboo to make a dog beating stick and held it in his hand.
Kim Tae-hee was a little embarrassed, looked at the half-bag of winter bamboo shoots and asked, "Are these enough?" ”
"Almost, do you know Huaxia martial arts?"
"Ah, I've heard of it, wouldn't you?"
"Of course, wasn't Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon filmed in the bamboo forest?" Lu Xiaosong ran with a boost, exerted light skills, and climbed along the bamboo to a height of seven or eight meters at once, and then turned down with another somersault.
When Lu Xiaosong's self-created dog-beating stick method was finished, Kim Tae-hee couldn't help but applaud. The cameramen are also eye-catching, and the relaxation is guaranteed.
"Pick a few more and we'll go." Lu Xiaosong went down with a hoe, but dug out a small hole, quickly pulled Kim Tae-hee aside, and then asked the program team to come over with a sturdy stick.
"What's wrong, Komatsu?"
"Nuna, this is a rat hole, there may be snakes in it."
As soon as he heard this, Kim Tae-hee screamed and quickly flashed to the side, thinking about it, he felt that there might be snakes in other places, and he suddenly didn't know where to put his feet.
"Then let's go back, it's too dangerous here."
Lu Xiaosong couldn't help laughing, this snake has no shadow yet, and there are people in the program team, and Kim Tae-hee's assistant is also following from a distance, what is there to be afraid of.
"Angry, then it's good for you to stand aside." Lu Xiaosong took the stick found by the program team, and was about to do it with his pocket. The cameramen didn't care about filming Kim Tae-hee, and they all aimed at the snake hole, for fear that a snake would suddenly come out.
"Why don't you catch it, what if it's poisonous?" Kim Tae-hee hid behind the bamboo and poked his head out.
"It's okay, the snakes have hibernated at this time, and it's easy to catch." It's early winter, and snakes are the time when there is a lot of meat, and if spring is open, the snake will have no meat, and it will be very poisonous, and it will be thankless to catch.
Lu Xiaosong said as he put the stick into the hole and kept beating it, the snake would naturally run out when it was frightened, but if it didn't work, it could only be smoked with gasoline. Lu Xiaosong's family lives in the mountainous area of southern Anhui, catching snakes is commonplace, plus he has martial arts, as long as he is not a giant python, a wooden stick can do it, not to mention that in winter, the cold-blooded animal is slow to move, and its attack power is greatly reduced.
Sure enough, the frightened snake slowly crawled out of the hole.
"Yo, it's still a beautiful snake, but it's a pity that it's not big." Lu Xiaosong recognized at a glance that this was a jade-spotted snake, because of the gorgeous pattern, it was also called a beautiful snake. This snake is only about one meter and about two catties, which is definitely not enough for so many people to eat.
"If only there was a cauliflower snake." Cauliflower snake is also called king snake, widely distributed in East Asian countries, people in Heilongjiang generally call it the snake snake, this snake is larger, fierce temperament, and even cannibalism of the same kind, but the meat value is high, the head has the king word markings, the largest reaches 3-4 meters, and the weight can reach more than 10 kilograms.
Lu Xiaosong pressed the snake's seven inches with a stick, stepped on its tail, the snake naturally raised its head when it was attacked, Lu Xiaosong pinched the snake's three inches with his right hand and lifted the snake up, shaking vigorously, the snake's vertebrae were very soft, and he was paralyzed all over the body, so he naturally had no ability to attack, and was obediently stuffed into the bag by Lu Xiaosong.
Lu Xiaosong was interested, and he didn't even hear Kim Tae-hee calling him from behind, so he directly pulled grass to find the snake.
"Found it, this hole is so big, there must be a big guy." There is no grass growing in front of the door of the snake cave, and in order to cover up the fact that it is usually near a stone or tree root, this snake cave is enough to fit two fists, and it must be a large man inside.
Lu Xiaosong took a stick and knocked it inside, and finally borrowed a lighter from the cameraman and poured the fuel inside on the stick.
"If you don't bring realgar powder, it really doesn't work, if that thing blows into the hole, what snake can't catch?"
"It's really a cauliflower snake, this guy doesn't know how many years old, he actually grew so big, I'm afraid that he has to have fifteen or sixteen pounds." This cauliflower snake is more than three meters long, as thick as a child's arm, but it is a pity that no matter how big the snake is, it can only be caught by three inches, and it was shaken off by Lu Xiaosong, spread out into a ball and stuffed into a bag.
"Don't come here, I'll go by myself." Kim Tae-hee saw Lu Xiaosong walking towards her with his pocket, and he was so frightened that he quickly ran away.
"Nuna, snake meat is beautiful and beautiful, if you are afraid of it, don't eat it."
Hearing about beauty and beauty, Kim Tae-hee was a little moved, "Really? ”
"Of course it's true, I'll make snake soup for you to taste later." Seeing that it was getting late, Lu Xiaosong didn't delay any longer and rushed back with Kim Tae-hee to prepare dinner.
"Ah, did you two elope?" As soon as he came back, Liu Zaishi screamed, everyone came back, only two guests were missing, Liu Zaishi and they had already fabricated I don't know how many rumors.
"In Brother Shi, look at what good things I found." Lu Xiaosong carried his pocket to Yoo Jae-seok, and Kim Tae-hee wisely flashed to the side.
"Mom, snakes, there are snakes." Liu Zaishi was really scared half to death, and he was completely unprepared. Just now, Jin Xiulu and Yin Zhongxin borrowed a large piece of pork from the village chief, they had already made seafood spicy soup and kimchi fried meat, and waited for the winter bamboo shoots to come back and cut the pot directly, where would they have thought that Lu Xiaosong caught two snakes and came back.
Everyone didn't believe it at first, until Lu Xiaosong threw the two snakes to the ground, which caused a burst of chickens and dogs jumping, Li Xiaoli and Jin Xiulu, the two who seemed to be the most courageous, hid directly in the house, Liu Zaishi was even more miserable, his legs were weak with fright, and he fell to the ground and howled with tears in his eyes: "Don't take it, Xiaosong, don't take it, I beg you." ”
"It's okay, you see, this snake can't move, you see it can't crawl, what are you afraid of?" Lu Xiaosong said with a relaxed face.
"That's a snake, it's so big. Who knows if it's poisonous? Kim Jong Kook and Jiang Dacheng moved a beat slower, and now Lee Hyori plugged in the door, and he couldn't get in, so he could only hide far away, and Lin Yuna hid behind the two of them, looking like she was running away at any time.
As soon as he heard that it was poisonous, Liu Zaishi couldn't take care of his image anymore, he couldn't run and used a rolling one, and he couldn't even take care of his glasses. As for Yin Zhongxin, he simply hid directly behind the stove, he thought very clearly, snakes are afraid of fire. The sweet and murderous Park Ye-jin directly held the kitchen knife in her hand, with a posture of dying with Lu Xiaosong at any time.
"Don't worry, it's not poisonous." Lu Xiaosong pointed at Kim Tae-hee, "Sister Tae-hee is not afraid, what are you afraid of?" ”
Kim Tae-hee rolled her eyes elegantly, although the snake is terrifying, this beauty has to take care of the image.
Seeing that these two snakes really didn't seem to move, everyone gradually relaxed and began to crusade against Lu Xiaosong.
"How can you just take this kind of thing back?"
"Xiao Song, brother, I'm timid, I can't stand your scare." Liu Zaishi hasn't recovered yet, sitting there wiping his glasses with a dirty face, and a big man is directly scared and crying.
"In Brother Shi, a big man won't be scared and cry by snakes."
"Ah, that's a snake, aren't you afraid? Such a long snake, ah, this snake is three meters. Aren't you afraid of such a big snake? "In order to save his image, Liu Zaishi constantly makes excuses for himself." Don't you see that other people are also taken aback by you? ”
"What is there to be afraid of when I caught it with my own hands, it's not to add food to you, who asked Yun'er to say that she wants to eat meat."
"What? Want to eat this? "Everyone was amazed, can snakes eat too?
Lu Xiaosong nodded as a matter of course, "Sister Yizhen, give me the kitchen knife." ”
"What are you going to do?"
"Kill the snake, or you'll come?"
Park Ye-jin immediately threw away the kitchen knife and ran away.
Everyone watched Lu Xiaosong kill the snake from a distance, Liu Zaishi wanted to dissuade him, but Lu Xiaosong was now holding a snake in one hand and a kitchen knife in the other, and Liu Zaishi couldn't afford to provoke anything, so he had to ask Kim Tae-hee.
"Tae-hee, this snake was really caught by Komatsu himself?"
"No, he just used a stick."
"Sticks, that's it? I wouldn't dare if you gave me a gun. Yin Zhongxin said without any hint.
"Dacheng, go find me a bottle of spirits."
"Why should I go?"
"Then you threw these two snake heads?" Lu Xiaosong pointed to the ground.
"I'm going to look for wine, rice wine?"
"No, you want shochu, the higher the concentration, the better." Lu Xiaosong buried the two snake heads, hung up the snake body, and peeled off the snake skin, revealing the snow-white snake meat.
At this time, everyone dared to come up and watch Lu Xiaosong cook.
"Ah, Komatsu, your knife skills are so good? Do you know how to cook? ”
"In Brother Shi, am I not cooking now? You're not going to be stupid, are you? ”
"Can you eat snake meat?"
"Of course you can, men eat aphrodisiac, women eat beauty."
Everyone laughed directly.
"Komatsu, you are an actor, you must pay attention to your image, what are you doing when you are not married and aphrodisiac?"
"Then is it only Brother Faithful who needs an aphrodisiac?"
"Ah, Komatsu, what are you talking about in front of the children?" Yin Zhongxin fried his hair directly, and everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and finally ended the topic.
There are seven or eight catties of snake meat, half of which is braised and half is made into soup. After boiling with shochu, stir-fry in a pot, and then add various condiments and wine to remove the smell.
Snake soup needs to be used in a pressure cooker, boiled directly for 20 minutes into a broth, and then thickened to make a soup, add some wolfberries and other tonics, and the appearance of this dish will come out.
A spicy fried snake meat, a snake soup, but no one dared to eat it.
"Well, it tastes good, there is no fishy smell, and sure enough, the wild ones are better than the farmed." Lu Xiaosong ate a few chopsticks, and found that everyone looked at him in surprise, "Try them all, it's really beautiful." ”
No matter how afraid of snakes is, now that they have become a plate of meat, they have no scruples. Lee Hyo-ri had the courage to taste a piece.
"Wow, it's delicious. Komatsu, your cooking skills are so good, huh? ”
When Jin Xiulu heard this, he quickly tasted a piece, his eyes lit up, and he immediately grabbed another piece. He is a person in the family who has relatively high requirements for food, and he thinks it is delicious, so everyone no longer hesitates and begins to grab it like crazy, and even Kim Tae-hee can't help but eat a few more pieces.
"Wow, for the first time, I know that snakes can be eaten too." Everyone held a bowl of snake soup, and the delicious taste instantly conquered everyone. Of course, everyone won't eat them all, and some are left for the program team.