Chapter 83: Brother Crane in the Clouds?
"Brother, wait for me!" The young man in brocade caught up with the crane in the clouds.
The crane in the cloud asked, "Is there something wrong?"
The young man thought for a while and asked, "It's okay, I just want to say hello somehow." I don't know why, I have an inexplicable sense of closeness when I see you. β
Yun Zhonghe said: "Coincidentally, so am I." β
The young man said, "Brother Tai, have we met somewhere?"
Yun Zhonghe said: "Have you seen it? I don't have an impression, otherwise I will definitely be impressed by a dragon among people like Brother Tai." β
"Hahaha......" the young man said, "Look, look, you also know my nickname, the flesh-faced flying dragon." β
Yun Zhonghe said: "Brother Tai really has a lot of meat on his face. β
As he spoke, the crane stared at him.
From a purely outsider's point of view, the young man in front of him and the crane in the clouds are almost identical.
Because the crane in the cloud is very thin, one meter eight, but it is less than one hundred and forty pounds.
And the young man in front of him is more than 300 catties.
Despite wearing a luxurious brocade robe, this obesity made him completely lose any of his handsomeness.
But as long as he loses half of his weight, his appearance will be exactly the same as that of the crane in the clouds.
Right!
It's exactly the same.
It's not similar, it's really like twins.
But now it looks like a world of difference.
At other times, the crane in the cloud would definitely not be able to see it, because purely from the outside, the young man in front of him did not bear any resemblance to him.
But at this time, Leonardo da Vinci was on his upper body, and his eyes were able to penetrate the flesh and directly deduce the skeleton.
The skeleton of the young man in front of him, except that he was a little deformed because of obesity, was really exactly the same as the crane in the clouds.
He rode this horse, which was definitely a real thousand-mile horse, and it was worth a lot of money, because he still ran fast with his weight of three hundred pounds.
"Brother Tai, we really haven't seen each other?" the three-hundred-pound young man asked, "Can you remember it well, especially in Qinglou, have you ever seen me?"
The crane in the cloud said: "Why do you say that?"
The three-hundred-pound young man said: "Because in my life, I am either in the Qinglou, or on the way to the Qinglou." β
The crane in the cloud was stunned, it was really a coincidence, the crane in the cloud was either cheating money and sex in this life, or on the way to cheating money and sex.
"I heard that a group of blonde and blue-eyed women came to Jinzhou City, so I came thousands of miles away, just to try foreign meat, but I didn't expect that An Letian's stupid man was infected with Hualiu, so he locked up all these girls and didn't allow anyone to pick up customers. The three-hundred-pound young man said, "Isn't this because I choked on food? If you want to say that our Emperor His Majesty is also enough to fuck up, will you fight a war? What kind of green building is closed, what kind of yellow is swept away? Is it that once there is a war with the Great Win Empire, men don't need to prostitute?"
The crane in the clouds was stunned and speechless.
Because the three-hundred-pound boy in front of him said a few words, His Majesty the Emperor is enough to fuck up.
Who would say such a thing? Who would dare to say such a thing?
Yun Zhonghe also found out that he actually had a beard at a young age, but he didn't have a beard, which looked very funny.
He is already fat, coupled with his lewd temperament, coupled with a funny beard, it is simply indescribable.
It's really unimaginable that he looks the same as the crane in the clouds in his bones.
One can be so handsome, and the other can be so unbearable.
"Brother, are you looking at my beard?" asked the three-hundred-pound young man.
Yun Zhonghe said: "Yes, your beard is really chic and uninhibited. β
The three-hundred-pound young man said: "This beard is a memorial of my adulthood." β
The crane in the cloud said: "Are you eighteen?"
The three-hundred-pound young man said, "No, I just slept enough for a thousand women." β
I...... I...... I......
The crane in the clouds was completely incredulous.
Only...... Just like you, a fat pig, you are still a thousand people?
Is there any reason in heaven?
"Brother Tai, do you know what my secret is to kill a thousand people?" asked the three-hundred-pound young man.
The crane in the cloud said: "I don't know. β
The three-hundred-pound young man said: "First, you have money, and second, fast." β
Belch!
It makes so much sense, I was speechless.
The three-hundred-pound young man said: "So, all my thousand people were killed in the Qinglou." I had a dream when I was thirteen years old, I wanted to sweep the world. In the future, no matter where I go, any green building, even if it is a hook fence on the edge of the stinky ditch, there are women I love. β
I...... I...... I......
Your ideal, good...... It's great.
Originally, I thought that Ning An Hou Shizi was strange enough, but he is nothing compared to you.
How dare the stars compete with the bright moon.
"It's easy to make this vow, but it's too hard to fulfill. The three-hundred-pound young man said: "After I walked out of the house, I realized that there were so many green buildings in the world. Now, three years later, I've only finished more than a thousand people. The road is slowly repairing and far away, and I will go up and down and seek. β
At this time, the crane in the cloud really had an urge to dismount and kneel on the ground.
He has never admired anyone, but the one in front of him is definitely the most awesome he has ever encountered.
Now Yun Zhonghe is more and more convinced that the idol in front of him should be his brother.
Although it is fat and cheap, this smell of scum, as well as the love for Qinglou, is simply the same.
"Brother, where are you going?" asked Yun Zhonghe.
"Borderlands. The three-hundred-pound young man said: "I heard that this is a wild place, and the Qinglou women here should be more flavorful, so I want to come and taste the game." β
All right......
Yun Zhonghe said: "The territory of the Southern Zhou Empire is thousands of miles, and the flavor of Qinglou women should be better, why do you want to go far?"
The three-hundred-pound boy said: "Brother Tai doesn't know, I'm running away from marriage." β
Yun Zhonghe said: "Could it be that Brother Tai's fiancΓ©e is extremely ugly?"
"No, it's beautiful, it's so glamorous that you will have convulsions at the first glance. "Three hundred catties of boys.
Yun Zhonghe said: "Why does that brother Tai still want to run away from marriage?"
The three-hundred-pound boy said: "I have been in the Qinglou for a long time, I am used to eating crooked melons and cracked dates, and I am used to sleeping with vulgar and vulgar women, let me marry a peerless beauty with a noble status and a country and a city, I can't do it at all." For example, a pig eats pig food every day, and if you force it to eat delicious food one day, it will have diarrhea. β
Once again, the crane in the clouds admired it beyond measure, and could not say a word, only infinite worship.
It's the first time I've seen someone compare themselves to pigs, and they compare themselves so beautifully.
"And she is a noble and delicate woman, I am a garbage waste, fat and empty, so don't delay her lifelong happiness. The three-hundred-pound boy said: "I still continue my ideals and leave my footprints in every green building in the world." Every single one of us is going to die, and a fat idiot and stupid scum like me will probably die sooner. The moment I closed my eyes, I thought that I had taken care of the business of 10,000 girls, and I would be blind to death, and people must have some contribution in this life. β
When he said this, there was a faint sadness in his tone.
Yun Zhonghe was really curious at this time, what is the identity of this three-hundred-pound young man in front of him?
Listening to his tone, he is about to marry a peerless beauty with a noble status, so his identity must be noble.
But how could a wealthy nobleman allow him to come out and wave every day?
What kind of people?
"Brother Tai, do you know where the nearest Qinglou is?" The three-hundred-pound young man said: "I'm almost dead, I must go to the nearest Qinglou to be resurrected." β
Yun Zhonghe said: "About eleven miles ahead, there is a night spring breeze, but it is just a very low-level hook fence. β
"It's okay, the lower the level, the better, wild boars are not used to fine bran. The three-hundred-pound boy said: "Then I will go first, and I will see you again in the future, and I will definitely ask my brother to stay with him." β
Then, the three-hundred-pound boy urged the horse and ran forward impatiently.
Followed by......
Whoosh whoosh ......
Dozens of riders appeared behind, each of whom was a master, following behind the three-hundred-pound young man.
Obviously, these people are his bodyguards.
Who is his father? He actually sent dozens of masters to protect such a fat pig and go out to visit the world's green buildings?
How big a heart does this dad have?
It didn't take long.
The boy in brocade like a fat pig turned back again.
"By the way, there's one more question for you. β
Yun Zhonghe said: "Brother, please speak." β
The three-hundred-pound brocade boy said: "As a warlock in the world, have you ever seen a person who looks similar to me?"
The crane in the cloud said: "Why do you say that?"
The three-hundred-pound brocade boy said: "I don't know why, I always feel that I should have a younger brother, and I have seen it in a dream occasionally." β
Yun Zhonghe said: "I have never seen a dragon and phoenix of a human race like Brother Tai, I will definitely not forget it if I see it once." β
The three-hundred-pound brocade boy nodded and said, "That's okay, I'll look for it again." β
Then he left again.
Looking at his departing back, the crane in the clouds was excited.
After he goes back, he must ask Lord Fengxing, who is the crane in the clouds?
What is your background?
The crane in the clouds closed his eyes for a moment, then opened his eyes and said, "Continue on your way and return to Wind Splitting City." β
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Time is like water, time is like a shuttle, and a few days have passed.
The past month has been a complete nightmare for Windbreaker.
First, he returned the money to the salt merchants, and then in order to treat the injured in the Baiyin Salt Farm tragedy, and in order to compensate the victims of this disaster, Jing Zhongyue emptied the last two pieces of silver.
Then, one rumor after another took a walk.
The army in Rift Valley is no longer spending, and all the soldiers are not paid.
All the officials will not receive any money.
In order to refute rumors.
Jing Zhongyue melted all the gold and silver artifacts in the city lord's mansion, and reluctantly paid the army.
The army's salaries were paid, but the officials' salaries were still not paid.
So, Jing Zhongyue took out all the jewelry, silk and cloth in the house, and piled them up outside the City Lord's Mansion to pay the officials of Rift Valley.
Lady Splitwind, Lady Musk did not leave the last silver hairpin, nor did the last silk satin.
In the boundless scolding of the well, his pet tiger was also taken out and sold, and it was only sold for less than a thousand taels of silver.
Even so, it was still not enough, and in the end it was necessary to pay the officials with cotton cloth, salt, and pepper.
In the end, it was still a thousand taels.
Jing Zhongyue painfully untied her sword, and said coldly: "This sword has accompanied my Jing family since my great-grandfather, and now it is discounted to you for a thousand taels of silver, okay?"
Such a tragic situation is simply exhilarating.
However, everyone knows that your Jing family emptied the last tael of silver, and only rescued the wounded, compensated the dead, returned the salt money, and distributed the military salaries and officials' salaries.
Even your mother, Mrs. Splitwind, can only wear cotton clothes.
However, you still have a million taels to pay.
Moreover, this indemnity was pledged with the armor and weapons of the 10,000-strong army of Rift Valley.
The first day of December is the deadline for reparations.
A whole million taels.
But you won't be able to get a tael or two of silver from Splitwind Valley.
The 20,000 troops of the alliance of princes were also approaching the encirclement. Once Jing Zhongyue could not pay the million taels of silver, he would use force to force the 10,000 troops of Rift Valley to surrender their weapons and pay off their debts.
As the reparations deadline draws closer, it gets closer.
Everybody knows.
Riftwind Valley is over.
The Jing family is finished.
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