"System, I want something that can be translated, I want accurate translation, it doesn't matter if you spend a little more. Lu Xiaobu said to the system.

"How accurate?"

The system is a little confused!

"It's so precise, even if I say that in the Tao Te Ching, the Tao is Taoist, the Tao is very Taoist, and they have to know what it means. Lu Xiaobu was ruthless.

"I'll go!"

The system looked confused: "Don't talk about them, these two sentences, how many people in the Celestial Empire understand?"

"You care so much? Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.

"Then let me ask one more question, what are you doing this for?" the system couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Scolding! They don't understand, how boring is the scolding?" Lu Xiaobu said as a matter of course: "How classic our national scolding is, if they don't understand it, it will be a pity." ”

System: "I ......" I want to be quiet, don't ask who Jingjing is, anyway, no matter who it is, please tell her, I miss her!

......

Soon, the system came back, and threw a snow-white lotus flower to Lu Xiaobu with a painful face: "Three hundred million." ”

"What's 300 million?"

Lu Xiaobu was stunned.

"Tongue Blossom Lotus, the magical lotus flower that the great powers of the people in a plane ate before they spoke about the Fa, after eating it, you can communicate with the beings of all worlds within an hour, as long as everyone who can hear you speak can understand what you are thinking, and in the same way, you can also hear what others are saying. ”

The system explained: "This is the power of that plane, using this lotus flower to educate all things, it is a thing of great merit!"

"Yes! It's comfortable to scold now!"

Lu Xiaobu showed a satisfied smile.

"Hey, I just don't know if the powerhouses of that plane will fly over and strangle the two of us with your own hands if you use this great merit item to scold people. The system sighed and said with a pained face.

People use it to educate all things, and Lu Xiaobu uses it to scold!

This is not only killing chickens with a knife, but also using the Xuanyuan sword to cut mosquitoes!

As a loser, he couldn't help but say - what a chicken loser!

......

Now that they were all ready, Lu Xiaobu went to the TV station under the worried gaze of the third girl and walked in.

"Oh, you're Lu Xiaobu, welcome, welcome!"

A staff member greeted politely, but the sadistic expression in his eyes was undisguised.

Lu Xiaobu hasn't eaten lotus yet, so he doesn't know what this guy is talking about.

Seeing Lu Xiaobu's expression, the staff's expressions became more and more playful!

And then, as they guessed, Liang Lan and Li Jin were stopped at the door of the studio, and they only allowed Lu Xiaobu to enter the studio alone.

And when Lu Xiaobu entered, the staff member gestured to Henry, the host of "Henry Says" inside, obviously making some code!

I saw that Henry and the host both showed a smug smile, and the victory was in hand.

"What are you gesturing for?"

Liang Lan immediately scolded, the anger on her face was undisguised.

Are they still here, so obvious?

"It's nothing! I'm informing the host that it's just that someone has arrived. ”

The staff said with a look of disdain, obviously misright.

Everyone could see that he was lying.

"You!"

Liang Lan was so angry that he almost let Li Jin do it!

But thinking that once they made a move now, the young master would be ruined no matter what plan he had, so he could only endure it.

She looked at the staff member coldly: "You'll find out what kind of character you provoked later!"

"Oh, I'll wait!"

With a flirtatious smile, the staff made it clear directly!

Under Henry's troubles, no one can easily get out of this gate!

......

There was a couch in the studio, a host, a translator, and a mechanical company that we had just met—Smith!

Everything came so prepared, like a big trap with open pockets!

Waiting for Lu Xiaobu to jump in!

When Lu Xiaobu saw this scene, the corners of his mouth hooked up with a sneer.

At this moment, the host Henry is talking to Smith.

Seeing Lu Xiaobu coming in, he didn't have any eyes, and it was not as important as a staff member in Henry's eyes!

Henry: "My assistant has confirmed that this Lu Xiaobu really doesn't know English, so as long as he is smiling, he doesn't know what we're talking about." ”

Smith: "My old man, you're still amazing!

Henry: "Of course, what I hate the most are the people of the Celestial Empire, they are worse than black people! This Lu Xiaobu dares to accept my invitation, that is to provoke me, of course I have to humiliate it." ”

Smith gave a vague thumbs up - only a few people know that this Henry hates the Celestial Empire very much because of some things when he was a child.

And let me ask, what kind of audience can such a host have?

So, the conversation in the audience is like this!

"Hahaha, I've probably guessed Henry's routine, and I must have wanted to humiliate this Celestial Empire in translation first. ”

"It's really shameless, but I like it, the people of the Celestial Empire shouldn't appear in the United States!"

"I used to be engaged in decoration, and 3,000 US dollars were comfortable without materials. As a result, the people of the Celestial Empire came, and they brought 2,000 dollars to the workers, and they also invited customers to eat Chinese food! Made, and then, I went bankrupt! I hated the people of the Celestial Empire!"

"Yes, I hate the Celestial Empire people too! I once ate for a long time at a restaurant called 'One Spoon One American Knife Chinese Food', and I always thought it was much cheaper than my previous fast food of eight dollars a meal, but later I found out that I ate at least eleven spoonfuls every time, and I was happy to introduce customers to him on the grounds that it was cheap!

"Anyway, you can take revenge today! Just now Henry said that this Celestial Empire man doesn't know English. ”

“......”

Although Lu Xiaobu couldn't understand it, he could guess what they were talking about just by looking at his expressions.

A sneer tugged at the corners of his mouth, but he didn't say a word, and it wasn't time to speak.

Wait until all the preparations are done and the time is up.

Finally, it's time to start broadcasting!

And Henry finally said the first sentence to Lu Xiaobu: "Let's welcome Lu Xiaobu, the black sheep of the Celestial Empire, to our "Henry Says" as a guest! Since Lu Xiaobu is participating in this kind of program for the first time, if you have any questions, you can raise them!"

The first sentence is to compete!

And when translating, he directly omitted the title of black sheep with a smile!

They just bullied Lu Xiaobu for not knowing English!

Lu Xiaobu glanced at Henry lightly: "I only have one question, this, is it a live broadcast?"

Do you still remember the last time Lu Xiaobu asked this question, when was it?

That's right, it's the live show of "Genius or Retard"!