Chapter 279: Outwitting the Demon King
"What's wrong with the king?" The twelve golden hairpins rebuked angrily. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"The king is excited, he should be old, and he can't bear it in the face of so many sisters, right?" Yang Yuhuan said.
"Tell you, don't get carried away, remember: it is our twelve golden hairpins who have taken you into custody, and we can also drive you away, and your little life will be cured of the disease. So to deal with the king to be more leisurely, see that we have to lower our voice, a little cheaper, it is better to stay away, if you are not convinced, come over to taste what is left and right bow and roll away. The eldest of the golden hairpins said.
Yang Yuhuan knows that if you want to do things smoothly, you must first subdue these jealous bitches, what kind of spell is nothing more than a curse that is ruthless and looking forward to other people's bad luck, whoever listens too much will have a headache, and it is not easy to deal with these extremely selfish parasites? Yang Yuhuan motioned to the fairies to lock the door, walked up to the twelve golden hairpins, and said with a smile: "Okay, I want you to taste the taste of opening the bow left and right and rolling away!" A serial hand slapped his face, "Papapa, Papapa" twenty-four slaps in the face, no more, no less, until the twelve golden hairpins hit the left and right sides of the face, and the nose and mouth bleed. The fairies tied them up with the Demon King and put them on a large bed and covered them with a quilt. Then, a hundred fairies opened the window and walked into the bunker.
The demon soldiers saw a hundred fairies walking out flutteringly, and there was no crowd in the middle of the demon king, so they were relieved to look at the fairies boldly.
"Soldiers, are we good-looking?" Yang Yuhuan asked.
"It's so good-looking, it's so beautiful!" The demon soldiers didn't dare to shout loudly, but whispered, for fear that the Demon King would hear and punish them.
"Since it's good-looking, then you can look at it, it's so hard for you to guard the king day and night! But the king also ordered us to go to the small bunker opposite to comfort our brothers over there, saying that they had worked hard. Our sisters don't want to go over there, maybe there are enemy troops inside, and they want us to comfort the enemy, but there is no door! We want to kill them! Condolences to you poor brothers! Yang Yuhuan looked at the demon soldiers sympathetically and said emotionally.
When the demon soldiers heard this, they were very moved, and they all put down their guns and cannons, and gathered around to listen to the singing and dancing of several fairies. Those wolf kings took advantage of the absence of the Po Demon King to come over and dance with their arms around the fairies, and they didn't want to think that what happened to the Po Demon King couldn't come out.
Yang Yuhuan motioned for the other fairies to disperse, trying to hold the nearly 100 cannon muzzles and machine gun muzzles on both sides of the wolf's belly, and pretending to look out.
"Alas, why do you fairies stand by the muzzle? Aren't you afraid of falling? Some of the timid and fearful demon soldiers reminded, but none of them doubted anything, who would doubt what these beautiful fairies thought? What's more, they are all new women from the king, who has the courage to reprimand them?
"I'm talking about you! Why have fun among the soldiers? Throw away all the king's men! What about the king? Why didn't the king come up? The mother-in-law accused the fairies, and hurriedly walked down the dungeon and went directly to his father's bedroom.
"Dad? Dad? The mother-in-law pushed the door.
"Buzz, uh-huh, hum-huh," came the snort of his dad and a dozen women.
"It seems that my father has been eaten by the twelve golden hairpins again, Jiang is still old and spicy, and it seems that he is still twelve old lovers! Hum! One hundred fairies! No matter how beautiful it is, I don't know if I can do something! Daddy is coming for real, he's not a fool! Dare to come here with these hundred fairies to see?! The mother-in-law shook his head, smiled to himself, and was about to turn around and leave, thinking that it was better to listen to the humming of his father and them, since the door was locked, it seemed that he didn't know how many rounds of the battle, "This old man, lost this business." Poor mother, I only know how to make some money for him. If he were an ordinary person, would he be so virtuous? I should have killed him! What a king! It's just a sanctimonious old rascal! Others don't know, I don't know yet? ”
Yang Yuhuan hinted that the fairies at the muzzle of the cannon would fire their guns and fire at the arc bunker opposite.
Bursts of fierce gunfire and artillery blasted some small pillboxes on the opposite side to the point of missing corners and edges, destroying the foundations and lifting the roofs, destroying the artillery and killing people.
The demon soldiers hurried to the fairies to stop them from singing and dancing, but they were still holding the handles of their guns tightly and shouting, "We don't want to go over and serve you enemies who have come in!" Let you die! ”
After the demon soldiers in the small bunker on the opposite side reacted, they guessed that the main bunker on the opposite side must have been quietly taken by the enemy, so they also began to shoot-for-tat.
The demon soldiers finally snatched the muzzle of the cannon, but if they didn't fight themselves, it didn't mean that the other side would let go.
"What are you doing here?!" Several wolf kings angrily lectured the fairies, "What are your intentions? ”
At this time, the mother-in-law also ran up in a panic, raising her gun to shoot at the fairies.
"Stop!" Yang Yuhuan knew that the goal had been achieved, so he took out the neon screen to secretly recite a spell, and the hundred fairies suddenly returned and disappeared without a trace, making the demon soldiers look stupid. "They have caused trouble, I will take them back and punish them on behalf of the king! Why don't you stop the cannon fire on the other side! ”
The mother-in-law was dumbfounded, and ordered the demon soldiers to shout to the opposite side: "Don't fight, your own people!" ”
The guns on the opposite side finally stopped, but the left, center, and right pillboxes all suffered considerable losses.
"All the brethren are good, and I will intercede for you before the king, and reduce the punishment for you." Yang Yuhuan finished speaking calmly and walked down the underground palace.
When she reached an open ventilated window in the dungeon that opened to the ground, she leapt into the sky and flew in the direction of the Volunteers.
Her flight was in the sight of the demon army, and the demon soldiers looked at this kind-hearted fairy, where could they bear to shoot and fire. Besides, they are still confused at this time, and they don't know what is going on.
When the mother-in-law led someone to smash open the door of the mother-in-law demon king's bedroom, he saw that his father and the twelve golden hairpins were tied.
"Dad, who made you like this?" The mother-in-law asked.
"I don't know." The mother-in-law was furious: "Who is so bold? ”
"Who has the guts? Could it be a hundred fairies? The mother-in-law asked.
"It's impossible, they have no power to restrain the chicken, and they do everything they can to get some fragrances, and they get drunk with this king, comfortable, enjoyable! They just surrounded me like a moon and a moon, where have they all gone now? The Demon King asked rhetorically.
"It's these foxes who have tied you up, tied us all up, and you're still dreaming!" The Twelve Golden Hairpins said in a grand manner.
"Is this true?" The Demon King Fox said suspiciously, "Didn't you bully them and run them away?" ”
"Oops!" The twelve golden hairpins wept unjustly.
The mother-in-law and several wolf kings told the pillbox in detail, and the mother-in-law walked up to the upper floor in disbelief, looked at some of the blown up muzzles, guns and soldiers in front of him, and then looked at the bombed-up pillbox opposite, and sighed: "How is it possible?" Is it true? This is the second time I've suffered from it, how can it be like a dream? Alas! They're gone, and I'm afraid they'll never be seen again! ”
Yes, who would believe that even fairies would shoot and shoot to kill people and set fires?
How did they know that these fairies were originally changed by Yang Yuhuan borrowing the "neon screen", a treasure of heaven and earth, Yang Yuhuan learned the skills of shooting guns and guns every day in the barracks, and had already taught them to those fairies. If the volunteers also have a large number of guns, these hundred fairies are also fully qualified as artillerymen.