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"Meimei, congratulations on getting your driver's license, I'll replace wine with tea, cheers!"

"Cheers! Brother Qiang, I know that you have settled for me many times in the driving school, thank you! ”

"What are you polite to me, I'm not used to your politeness."

"Boss, enough for you, my mother loves you to death."

"Yes, this is your style, it has the taste of Sun Erniang, foreign!"

"Are you praising me or hurting me, why do I sound so awkward?"

"Of course it's a compliment to you, what kind of person is Sun Erniang, that's the master who is afraid of ghosts."

"Uncle Qiang, it's better to just say that I can ward off evil spirits, am I so evil?"

"I just like your evil nature, don't play cards according to common sense, don't follow routines, send it casually, wild enough, bloody enough, pure enough, unique in the world." Wen Qiang said to Wang Xiaomei very seriously: "Meimei, I love you!" At this moment, Wang Xiaomei's eyes were hazy with tears when she was moved by Wen Qiang's words, "Brother Qiang, I love you too, don't want to love, love is crispy, like electricity." Your Majesty, the concubine doesn't want to eat, the beautiful scenery is good, the concubine wants to go home and make a villain, one is like you, one is like me, one is like you and me, let's give birth to three of them. ”

"Baby, in fact, you can look like anyone, as long as you don't look like the old king next door. It's a bit too much to give birth to three, two is just right, go, go home and make people, and go to get the certificate tomorrow. ”

"What kind of certificate do you need?" Wen Qiang took Wang Xiaomei's hand and just walked out of the private room, when he was touched by Li Fangyi. Wen Qiang was very surprised, "Yiyi, you are also eating here." ”

"Well, I'm sitting in the private room next to you, but unfortunately the sound insulation of the private room is not good, everything that should be heard is heard, and what should not be heard is also heard. Say, do you want her or me? ”

"Yiyi, let's not make trouble here, I'll explain to you later."

"Who's making trouble? What do you explain? What's the explanation for this? I don't object to you taking your little sister, but you can't be hungry, do you like this kind of goods? ”

"Where's the youkai? Wen Qiang, who is she? Wang Xiaomei was anxious all of a sudden, and her face turned blue with anxiety.

"Wild girl, don't force Wen Qiang, he won't tell you the truth, because he is my dish." Li Fangyi hurriedly grabbed Wen Qiang's hand, and Wen Qiang did not evade.

"Wen Qiang is a cabbage, you are the pig, you two are not worthy. Wen Qiang, come back with me. Wang Xiaomei reached out to pull Wen Qiang's hand, and Wen Qiang consciously avoided her hand, "Wen Qiang, if you don't go with me now, you will never want to see me." Wang Xiaomei was already in tears, but Wen Qiang's expression was very calm, and he didn't even look at Wang Xiaomei, "Xiaomei, let's go, in fact, I don't love you, I just think you're very simple, fun, and playful." We're all adults, you don't take it seriously, do you? ”

At this moment, only a "snap" was heard, and Wang Xiaomei slapped Wen Qiang fiercely, "Liar, big liar, I hate you, woo woo woo ......" After speaking, Wang Xiaomei ran away crying.

"She dared to call me a pig and beat you. Brother Qiang, let me see, ouch, it's so pitiful, my face is swollen, but why can't I see my fingerprints? Can I touch up your makeup? My strong brother. ”

In an instant, only two "pop" sounds were heard, and Li Fangyi slapped Wen Qiang twice in a row, and then began to recite the poem she had just written:

Men stink

Stinky man

Amber carries flies

Thousands of years in the making

The golden body hides the roots of obscenity

Fools value treasures

The wise man adds disgust

disgusting

It's disgusting

"Hahaha......" Li Fangyi laughed and left Wen Qiang, Wen Qiang was stunned and speechless.

"Boss, I recorded the conversation between Wenqiang and Wang Xiaomei in the private room next door, waves, too waves."

"Well done, I'll call you when I get back. Wen Qiang, I want you to rebel and become a real loner. ”