Wukong was very unhappy, and said loudly: "Uninvited, the host hasn't spoken yet, you still pushed the door in by yourself, what kind of guest are you?" ”

This fat man is Zhu Ganglie who he met in Tianhemen. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info This Zhu Ganglie smiled and said: "Little brother, we are also acquaintances. Why do you do this to me? ”

"Number one, I don't like fat people. Second, I hate the surname Zhu. You have all these two points, what do you want me to do to you? ”

Zhu Ganglie was stunned for a moment, but immediately laughed. He stepped forward and put his arm around Goku's shoulder. He smiled and said, "You're really kidding." Come to the little brother, the last time we met, didn't I say that I wanted to get you a few jars of good wine for the 'Xuantian Palace'? No, I'll send it over today. But I also left a jar for the little brother, come, come, come and let our brothers drink two sips. After saying that, he greeted behind him. Someone really brought in a jar of wine and brought a few plates of side dishes to accompany the wine.

As the saying goes, 'Reach out and don't hit the smiling person', this Zhu Ganglie did this, and Wukong couldn't force him away. The wine and food were put on the table, and the two of them drank each other. This Zhu Ganglie is very talkative, and he is a 'self-cooked'. After a meal of nonsense from all over the world, the atmosphere slowly became harmonious.

Zhu Ganglie saw that Wukong was no longer contradicting him, so he said with a smile: "Brother, today I heard from my subordinates that I had a misunderstanding with a person named 'Monkey King', this person is you?" ”

Wukong smiled and said secretly, "Didn't I say you wouldn't run to me if you had nothing to do?" Isn't that what happened? But Wukong didn't hide it, and said with a smile: "Yes, today I was about to drive the horse back, but I didn't think about it but was stopped by a group of sergeants, I think it's your men?" ”

"Hahahaha, yes, those people are from my canopy department. Dude! You're so good! Turned me upside down, patted my ass and left. ”

"Well, I can't help it. They want to detain my herd of horses, and if all my horses in the 'royal horse room' are detained, how can I be my 'Bi Ma Wen'? ”

"Don't worry, brother, I'm not here to find trouble. I'm just talking to my brother about it, it's the source of our canopy drinking water. Brother, don't you want your herd of horses to go there? ”

Wukong scratched his head and said, "My horses are free-range, and I really don't know where they go." However, if you want to command a group of unenlightened animals, it is a bit difficult! Otherwise, would you like to fetch water from another place? ”

"What's the change? The little lake is not big, but the place is upstream, and when you stir it up with your herd of horses, the water of the whole lake smells of horse manure. Dude! If you don't care about this, don't you blame me if you eat the smell of horse manure in the food and drinks I brought? ”

Wukong was chewing a slice of beef in his mouth, and when he said this, he felt that the beef in his mouth, which was still very delicious, could no longer be swallowed. Hurriedly threw up, ran to the side and retched.

Zhu Ganglie saw that Wukong vomited for a long time and didn't vomit anything, so he smiled and comforted him and said, "Don't vomit, I got these foods from the back kitchen of your 'Xuantian Palace', don't worry." But I can't guarantee that next time. After speaking, he happily took a slice of beef and ate it.

Wukong was made by him, and he had lost his appetite, and said angrily: "I won't eat your things again in the future." ”

"Then you can't bear to let my brother eat this horse manure-flavored meal every day?"

"Alright, alright, you don't have to pretend to be pathetic. I'll find a way to let them go downstream and toss. If it really doesn't work, I'll go elsewhere to find a pasture to put the horses. ”

"I knew that my little brother would definitely help me. Come on, let's continue drinking. ”

Wukong really doesn't have the appetite to eat anymore, but the wine is good. Wukong had a few more drinks with Zhu Ganglie, and Zhu Ganglie asked Wukong again: "I said brother!" You've been here for some days, how do you feel? ”

"Not good."

Zhu Ganglie was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Why do you say this?" ”

"There are too many rules in this broken place, and there are people watching everywhere. Otherwise, there is a ban on blocking, which is too boring. ”

"Hahaha, you just joined Heavenly Court, and your official rank is too low. Of course, there are many restrictions wherever you go. In two days, my brother will take you around. As my Lao Zhu, as long as you don't visit the bedroom of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, I can take you in. ”

Wukong has a feeling of being underestimated, and his heart is unhappy. said to Zhu Ganglie: "If I want to go, I can't go anywhere in the world." It's just that the old brother Taibai is not bad, and he doesn't want to cause trouble for him. ”

"You're bold, but you're also thinking too much about Heavenly Court. Let's not talk about whether you can break those various prohibitions, let's talk about those guarded heavenly soldiers. Do you think they all 'eat rice'? Even if three or five can't beat you, what about a dozen? What about a hundred or dozens? As the saying goes, this 'good man is not more than a man, and a good woman can't help but hook ......'Oh, it's far away, I mean it's not okay to break through in heaven.' ”

Wukong smiled very confidently and said, "Who told you that I was talking about a hard break?" ”

"And what else can you do?"

"There's a way, look at this." After saying that, Goku shook his body.

Zhu Ganglie only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and Wukong, who was sitting in front of him, suddenly became too platinum star. Holding the dust in one hand and the wine glass in the other, he drank all the wine in the cup, then put the empty wine glass on the table, and said to Zhu Ganglie: "General Tianpeng, how about pouring another cup for the old man?" ”

Zhu Ganglie was taken aback, opened his mouth wide, and pointed to the 'Tai Bai Xing' in front of him with his finger. His fingers trembled, and he couldn't finish saying "too, too much, too ............" in his mouth, but he couldn't say a whole sentence.

Wukong smiled, his body shook again, the 'Tai Bai Xing' was gone, and this time what appeared in front of Zhu Ganglie's eyes turned out to be a person who was exactly the same as him, as if he was looking in the mirror, and his fingers were also pointing forward and shaking.

Zhu Ganglie's surprise was not trivial, and his body retreated violently. He forgot that there was a chair under his buttocks. The whole person tripped and fell, and knocked the wine jar on the table.

Wukong suddenly changed back to his original appearance, and as soon as he reached out and caught the wine jar. didn't help Zhu Ganglie who fell to the ground, but joked with a smile: "If you can't drink it, don't drink so much!" It's only a few cups! Just sit on the ground. ”

Zhu Ganglie struggled to get up from the ground and patted the soil on his body. It took a while to come to his senses and say to Wukong: "Good guy, originally I was only an elder brother with strong martial arts skills and extraordinary combat power. I didn't expect my brother to be proficient in the art of transfiguration, it's not simple, it's not simple! It's no wonder that Tai Bai Xing, the palace master of the 'Xuantian Palace', will value you so much, and personally go to the lower realm to introduce you to the heavenly court. ”

"Don't mention that old thing, I get angry at the mention of him. I said to me well below, I can make contributions when I come to Heaven, and I can also taste the peach, and I will make great progress in cultivation. But now, it's for me to feed him horses and be a groom. ”

Zhu Ganglie smiled, sat down again, poured himself a glass of wine, and said, "Hehehe, it's no wonder that he is just in the heavenly court, of course it is impossible to arrange too important positions for you." Wait until you get acquainted with each other in Heaven and establish a network. Naturally it will be rearranged for you. ”

Wukong was still a little angry and said, "I'll put up with it here for a while, if he still lets me feed the horses." Lao Tzu quit doing it, go back to Huaguo Mountain, and be my mountain king. ”

"Don't worry, brother, I'll take you around in two days, so you can get to know Heavenly Court first."

"Okay, I don't have anything to do here, so let's just go around."

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