After reading where are the magical beasts with my friends, we said that Rowling seemed to have said that there are magic academies in every country in the world, and we began to talk about what will happen to the Chinese Academy of Magic, and record a few more interesting brain holes:

One

I remember a time when there was a white pigeon in front of my house, and I always squatted at the door to feed it rice, and no matter how much my mother chased it, it wouldn't leave.

Later, my mom learned how to make braised pigeon.

Later, when a relative came to eat a hundred pigeon feast, he was choked on the bamboo tube inside.

The doctor read my acceptance letter to the Academy of Magic to me in a gastroscope.

Two

After I entered the school, I learned that some students only knew that they were admitted when they ate a strip of cloth with words written on it while eating sauerkraut fish.

I still think that this classmate should be called Chen Sheng.

Three

The teacher said that foreigners use magic wands, which are really too weak chickens, and they will be killed as soon as they throw their wands.

So what do we use? I raised my hand and asked.

Draw a symbol. The teacher said.

Four

I forgot to mention that our college is in Chongqing.

As for why it is in Chongqing, because it is more convenient, it will not be found by Muggles without spells.

To be honest, I couldn't find it even with a spell.

Five

Grandfather Sun Simiao boots.

The Xu Fu cultists retreated.

Six

We are divided into five systems: gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. Those who are born together can milk each other, and those who are mutually restrained can tear each other.

Fire and water mages focus on output, gold mages play support, and wood mages are violent nurses.

Earth mage, well, send a wave of heads first.

Seven

Five years of drawing and three years of formation.

Well, as for what you want to ask us to draw it with.

What do you think the purpose of the entrance medical examination is to draw blood? Quenching your thirst?

Eight

I also read "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" written by the British.

I think "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is more beautiful. But of course, I think it's the best textbook in the world.

Our monster teacher Pu Songling said.

Nine

The portrait in front of my dormitory is Li Bai, so our daily entrance order is changed every day.

I now feel that even if I forget my mother's surname, I will remember how to memorize the complete works of Li Bai.

But it's still a little better than Qu Yuan's classmates at the door.

I don't know why the classmates who live behind Qu Yuan always laugh at the classmates who have Lu Xun hanging at the door.

Studying medicine can't save the mage.

Ten

The teacher of the alchemy class always deducted points from me. I don't understand why.

Until one day, the teacher couldn't bear it anymore.

A few students in Guangdong, please stop eating teaching materials. Thank you.

Eleven

There are also students in Sichuan and Chongqing who should no longer use alchemy furnaces to make hot pot. Thank you.

Please stop making trouble and stop making herbal tea or soup in class.

You can't make sugar water either!!!

twelve

Claypot rice is not allowed!

I've had enough, the fire yard deducted ten points, and confiscated the Dan furnace.

A baker's dozen

Don't always plan to eat magical animals.

You can't change the tiles on the mahjong casually.

It is not allowed to steal ginseng fruit during class.

It is not allowed to fold flying cranes with runic paper during class.

No interdisciplinary romance! Don't fall in love with the same family! Anyway, you are not allowed to fall in love!

The last one was written by a classmate of the Fire Academy.

fourteen

The main teacher of the compulsory course "How to get along with demons and monsters" is Zhong Kui.

Students from any department would not dare to be late.

You know, if you are invited to tea by him, you may never come back.

But black and white impermanence is quite handsome.

If you don't laugh.

fifteen

I'm very disappointed, there has never been a big devil attack, the only big scene I've ever seen is the night walk of a hundred ghosts who went to Japan to exchange and study.

sixteen

Well, I was wrong.

The headmaster resurrected all the terracotta warriors.

No one ever knew why the principal was Qin Shi Huang.

It's true that no one has ever cared what the headmaster's name is......

seventeen

The soil buns of the Earth Department College dragged it like 2580,000 this time.

Melted down the terracotta warriors, wouldn't you be great?

eighteen

Anyway, I'm going to play Flying Spiral Fire Keju