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The sirens sounded one by one, and several police cars moved forward quickly, and soon appeared at the door of the Malatang shop. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

looks like a big enemy is coming, and those who don't know think that Malatang has broken into the villain.

"Listen to the people inside, you have been surrounded, quickly put down your weapons, put down the bench in your hands and surrender, otherwise we will shoot!"

"Listen to the people inside, we are the Huaxia Royal Police, holding a stool and squatting on the ground, otherwise we will shoot!"

"Listen to the people inside, you have been surrounded, don't put up fearless resistance!"

“……”

Li Shaolong is depressed, is he putting down the bench and squatting or holding the bench and surrendering?

"I'll go, boss, you're calling the police again?" Li Shaolong looked at the spicy boss, and couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart, is it the woman who played with you in his last life, why do you call the police every time, his grandmother's!

"Brother, don't blame me for this, anyway, you're a repeat offender, it doesn't matter if you go in again, it's a big deal that I'll transfer the Good Citizen Award to you." The boss said with a smile.

And at this time, the catchers outside rushed in, and the muzzle of the black hole was aimed at Li Shaolong.

"Hands up! You're under arrest! Aoi walked over and glared at Li Shaolong fiercely and said: "You guy is causing trouble everywhere, every day, either the peach blossom disaster that comes back is a fight or a fight, you can't stop the old lady?" "The latest chapter of héiyāпgê has been updated

"Xiao Cangcang, it's really none of my business, these people ate Malatang and went crazy, beating themselves, yes, there is a problem with the Malatang of this shop owner, it must have eaten the Malatang of this store, so they went crazy! This boss is a black-hearted ghost, specially made of mad cow and mad dog meat! Li Shaolong swore and said: "It's okay, I didn't eat it, otherwise it would end up like them!" ”

Hearing Li Shaolong's words, the chrysanthemum smile on the boss's face immediately turned into a bitter gourd face, and he secretly said in his heart: Dude, I called the police, but you don't want to retaliate so obviously.

"What's that chair with you?"

"This is what I picked up, and I think this chair looks good." Li Shaolong said.

A bloody stool looks good? Aoi couldn't help but glare at the hateful guy fiercely.

"Oh, Captain, do you know this man?" A catcher next to him quickly saw it, and it turned out that it was an old acquaintance caught today: "Brother, okay, one person has overturned ten masters, ten big men, and they have all exploded by you, strong, real man!" ”

Li Shaolong smiled, listening to that guy's words, what did he feel a little weird?

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and call 120." Aoi frowned and said, "Take him back to the bureau and lock him up for a few hours, so as not to make trouble for me again!" ”

"Brother, have you offended our team? Hehe, I can't help you talk this time, buddy, just stay honest for a while. The catcher next to him couldn't help but look at Li Shaolong with sympathetic eyes.

Li Shaolong was pressed into the police car, and then came to the Arrest Bureau, came to the Arrest Bureau, and was directly locked up, along with several men.

Seeing that Li Shaolong was locked in, those people gathered around and looked at Li Shaolong with curiosity. One of them asked, "Brother, what did you do?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just picking up a rotten stool from someone else's house." Li Shaolong said helplessly.

"I'll rub it, brother, can't the stool you picked up be made of gold? This year, I picked up a stool and a chair and squatted in? Another convict asked.

"No, it's a very common wooden stool, and I took the stool and smashed the heads of ten foreigners." Li Shaolong looked at the man and asked, "How did you get in?" ”

"Alas, I'm about the same as you, I saw a rope on the road today, and I looked old and beautiful, so I took it easily." The man said.

"Is your rope made of silver or the legendary rope that binds immortals?"

"I took a rope into a rich man's house, tied the rich man, and took some unused paper from their family by the way."

"It's similar to this brother, but I take the rope, and who knows that the other end of the rope leads a donkey. And so I came in. The other said with a crying face.

Li Shaolong finally understood, these two guys, one is a robber and the other is a thief.

"And what about you, brother?" Li Shaolong looked at another person who seemed to be a little loyal and asked.

"Me? I fry fish. ”

"It's also illegal to blow up fish? Is it so serious? ”

"I blew up the fish, and I blew up the city's swimming champion."

“……”

These people squatted inside and had nothing to do, smoking Li Shaolong's Yuxi, and began to brag, but in a corner of the cell, there was a man sitting lazily, looking at Li Shaolong and the others with a trace of disdain in his eyes.

The disdain of the red fruit fruit.

Li Shaolong felt his gaze, walked over, handed him a cigarette, and asked, "Brother, I see that your body shape should have been practiced?" Is it also mixed up in the way? ”

"Oh? Brother, you are also mixed up in the way? Is it on the same path? ”

"I'm from the north of Beijing, I'm not just here, I'm being targeted, it's unlucky." Li Shaolong said, if others said so, this guy probably wouldn't be so easy to believe, but just now Li Shaolong said that he took a stool and overturned ten foreigners, so he believed it a little bit when he thought about it.

It's more able to turn over ten, either it's mixed in the road or mixed in the army, otherwise it's the innate divine power type.

"Jingbei is my territory, known as Lord Long! Master Long is me! Li Shaolong gave a thumbs up and said, anyway, no one knows anyone,, I'm afraid of a bird's feather.

"Oh, it turns out that you are the Dragon Master, like thunder, like thunder." The man said with his hands clenched into fists. He said that he had never heard of Li Shaolong's name, and what he said was just polite.

"Brother, are you on that path?"

"I, on the road on the other side of the East China Sea, is called Hua Ye!" The man said proudly, it seems that this guy is very famous in the East China Sea, and it is estimated that he is much more famous than Li Shaolong, the fake Jingbei Dragon Master.

"Ouch, it turned out to be Hua Ye, looking up for a long time." Li Shaolong said politely.

"Brother is gracious." After smoking Li Shaolong's cigarette, he didn't give Li Shaolong a look at his face again, his face was smiling, and he seemed to be very happy to see Li Shaolong being polite to him.

"I don't know what Hua Ye does?"

"Hehe, Hua Ye, I am on the East China Sea, specializing in the treatment of infertility of the little daughter-in-law, the middle-aged loneliness of the aunt, the insomnia of the widow in the middle of the night, and the pregnancy of the young girl." Hua Ye said proudly.

"Looks like brother, you're a doctor?"

"That's it, brother, I'm old and famous in the East China Sea, I'm a famous doctor, and I'm known as a friend of women!" As soon as Hua Ye talked about his profession, he was so proud that he couldn't find the north.

"Hua Ye graduated from that prestigious school?"

"I graduated from college at home."

"Garrytown? Famous foreign schools, hehe, it's good to know my brother, if you have a headache in the future, you can go directly to Hua Ye, there are still people who understand medical skills these years. Li Shaolong sighed and said. Talents, in these years, whoever has a relative in the hospital, and a major or minor illness, it is easy to do.

"Hehe, I love to hear this sentence, but my Hua Ye has always only been in women's business, if my brother's daughter-in-law has infertility, I can treat your brother." Hua Ye smiled and said, "As long as you quietly open the door of the house in the middle of the night, brother, it's fine." Let me tell you, I don't like to drill windows, especially the windows in your Jingbei side are welded with steel bars, and you can't drill into them at all......"

"! This guy turned out to be a flower thief! Listening to the other party's gushing words, Li Shaolong can see that this guy is a famous doctor, he is simply a flower thief who harms women everywhere! His grandmother even wants to treat Lao Tzu's little daughter-in-law, wait a minute, I'll let you cure even the!

"Hua Ye, do you have ancestral exercises, such as "One Night Hundred Battles Exercises", "Steel Throughs Chrysanthemum**", "Strong Men Peak Heaven Divine Skills" and the like?" Li Shaolong said with a wicked smile. If there really is, you must pry it out of this guy's mouth, and then insist on exercising every day, marry ten or eight wives, and live a happy life without shame and irritability.

"Boy, do you watch too much TV? That's all a lie in the TV series, and the main reason for doing our business is to rely on our own conditions, like brother, it's talented! Hua Ye said proudly: "Alas, it's a pity, this time I originally wanted to bring happiness to her, but it's a pity that she didn't know what to do, and actually locked me up!" ”

"She?"

"Yes, she is the most beautiful woman in this fast catching bureau, her skin is tender and delicate, as if she is made of water, and she looks like a movie star." Hua Ye's eyes lit up, and then he explained how he met that beautiful woman, how he followed the other party, and how he sneaked into the other party's house.

As a result, Li Shaolong listened to it, and couldn't help but have a doubt in his heart, why is the woman this guy talking about so familiar? What makes the woman's home he described so familiar to him?

"Oh, by the way, her name is Aoi, and she is the same name as that movie star, she really looks like a water spirit!" Brother Hua said with a long sigh.

Li Shaolong's connection immediately became angry, Nima, this guy actually wants to Aoi, he actually wants to his own woman, I it......

However, the Hua Ye next to him didn't seem to see Li Shaolong's serious anger, and he was still talking about compatibility, for fear that Li Shaolong wouldn't know how beautiful and graceful Aoi was.

Suddenly, Li Shaolong kicked on the stomach of Hua Ye, who was in excitement, and kicked Hua Ye away, and Hua Ye let out a miserable scream, then staggered up, and scolded: "Damn, what do you mean by this bastard?" you......"

However, I saw Li Shaolong's figure flash, came to Hua Ye's side, and smashed a punch into Hua Ye's mouth, and smashed the main door in, directly breaking the tooth and hitting Hua Ye's stomach.

"Ah......" Hua Ye let out a heart-rending scream: "You bastard, you beat me, you beat me, why do you want to beat me!" ”

"It's you who beat me! Damn, a woman who dares to think about Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you! Li Shaolong roared angrily, kicked Hua Ye's legs, and directly abolished Hua Ye's third leg.

"Bastard, you looked at her twice, you don't have to keep your eyes, bastard!"

I saw Li Shaolong angrily beat Hua Ye to the ground, and then beat him hard, the people next to him looked at it and sweated in their hearts, strong, this guy is really not an ordinary danger, just beat him! This is a fast arrest bureau, beating people in the fast arrest bureau, isn't this a crime in front of the police (fast arrest)? It's like looking for death again!

The catcher outside quickly discovered the situation here, and hurriedly opened the door to pull the two open, and Hua Ye, who was beaten to half death, was already howling and crying, shouting in words that he didn't understand: "Please don't let him beat me, I recruit, I recruited, I recruited ......."

Li Shaolong stayed in the fast capture bureau for a few hours, because of the secret operation of Cang Zhengyi, Li Shaolong quickly got out of the fast capture bureau.

Back at school, it was just in time for the second exam.

The second exam is Chinese, which is still a small meaning for Li Shaolong, although the final essay title is "Are You Happy?" This made Li Shaolong think about it for a long time, and finally decided not to write it.

Are you happy? seems to be very happy, and some seem to be unhappy, which makes Li Shaolong a little embarrassed, so he directly wrote a few words on it, "The content can be read after sharing".

The next day, I continued to take the exam, and it took two days before it ended.

For students, after the exam, they like to talk about how they did the test, what they did in that question, the test questions of that subject are easier, and the test questions of that subject are more difficult.

Beigong Nan and several people also have their own circles, so it is natural to get together to discuss at this time.

"Brother Love Letter, you don't want me to help this time, is it really okay?"

"Love letter Oba, you won't be the last one this time?"

"Little Lizi, if you are the first to last, don't go home, shame on me!"

"Sister Xiaonan, Sister Xiaobei Xiaoxi, why can you look down on me like this? The penultimate is the glorious position of Qian Sanfat, I can't steal his limelight, I don't dare to say second in this exam, it is definitely the first place in the positive number! Li Shaolong said with an oath.

Qian Sanpang's heart was extremely sad, I didn't say anything, why did I lie down and get shot, crying~

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