Chapter 25: You Poisoned You
"Wine? Where did it come from? Who tnd drank?! "Alcohol will weaken the efficacy of Qingxuan eggs, so Zhang Qidong's mansion explicitly banned alcohol, even if it is a banquet for distinguished guests, it can only be drunk in the front yard, behind closed doors, and must not affect the duck house in the backyard. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info[Read the new domain name.,initials,Previously registered accounts can still be used]
Now that the aroma of wine is coming, and it is so fast, how can Zhang Qidong hold it back.
The servant entered the hall in embarrassment, "It's the backyard, and the smell of wine comes from the duck house in the backyard." ”
"Ahh
Zhang Qidong was shocked when he heard this, "I'm afraid that something will happen in the house, so I ask my nephew to wait here for a while, and the old man will come when he goes." ”
Zhang Qidong left a sentence, no matter what Sun Fan's attitude was, he just left.
Sun Fan's trip is to support Zhang Qidong and create opportunities for Fan Tong. Now that the aroma of wine is coming, and the great achievement is in sight, how can he allow Zhang Qidong to leave and destroy the duck hunting plan of his brothers and sisters.
So he was in a hurry, threw the teacup in his hand to the ground, covered his stomach with one hand, pointed to Zhang Qidong's back with the other, and stumbled, "Ah! Sheet...... Qidong, you actually ...... Poisoned! I ......"
Sitting on the ground in a daze, with his right hand in the dark, he pinched the inner thigh, and his cheeks were suddenly red and blue, which was a sign of poisoning.
Sun Fan frightened Zhang Qidong this time. Although he did not poison him, if Sun Fan, the little ancestor, was really poisoned and died in his mansion, even if he was full of mouths, it would be difficult to draw a line with this matter.
"Senior nephew, how are you?! Let Uncle Shi give you a pulse. ”
Zhang Qidong turned back, and Sun Fan scolded him in order to prevent him from seeing through his tricks, "Old horseman, you leave ...... I'm far away, I can't poison it, you tmd...... I also want to do it myself...... Kill me?! ”
Sun Fan's hostility towards Zhang Qidong was obvious, and Zhang Qidong could only stay away in order to protect his innocence, "Senior nephew, do you think this is good?" I won't go over, I'll ask the doctor in the house to check your pulse. ”
Sun Fan has the intention to delay time, how can he do what he wants, "You are all the same...... Raccoon dog, want to ...... I'm going to die! I don't believe you, I just ...... Trust me, Master! ”
Zhang Qidong threw a rat bogey, and could only do what he said, "Okay, okay, nephew, don't get excited, the old man will send someone to invite your master over!" ”
Hearing this, Sun Fan immediately pretended to be a murderer, and shouted to the heavens and said, "Master, the apprentice is ...... Zhang Qidong, the old puppet...... Kill you...... Avenge me! ”
"This ...... What a thing! Hey......" Zhang Qidong sighed, thinking that he was unlucky.
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Sharon was concerned about Sun Fan's safety, so after getting the news, he rushed over immediately without saying a word.
Zhang Qidong was still a little suspicious, thinking that Sun Fan was deliberately finding fault and pretending to be poisoned, but as soon as he saw Salon's eagerness, he suddenly dispelled this idea.
"Elder Sa, you're here. The noble disciple suddenly fell ill in the house, and he insisted that it was the old man who poisoned him and refused to let me diagnose and treat him, so you should go and see it. ”
Salonon had already learned the truth of the matter from the mouth of the person who sent the letter, Sun Fan was in danger, how could he have the heart to fight with Zhang Qidong, "Fan'er, Master is here!" Don't be afraid, with Master here, no one will want to hurt you! ”
Sun Fan can't do anything else, sue Diao, he is an expert, and he is the best in the world, "Master!" Nothing counts...... Is it to see ...... Loved ones! Zhang Qidong...... The old horseman, with his ...... The elders of the four families of Yu Jin, Lei, Feng, and Mu poisoned and plotted ...... If you harm the disciples, you must put them in vain...... Death! ”
"Don't talk yet, let the teacher show you."
Salong is a thoughtful person and will not lie at all, if Sun Fan is allowed to diagnose his pulse, this matter will inevitably be exposed, "Master, disciple...... If not, you let ...... first. I'm done, disciple Chu ...... In the object ring, there are eight bottles of honey, which are Zhang Qi...... East gave it to me. The apprentice is ...... It was only after smelling those eight kinds of honey that I ...... Poisoned. ”
Although Sun Fan was making things up, when he said this, Zhang Qidong, who was standing aside, was suddenly shocked, "It's not me, it's Kong Jie's poison, there is a bottle of honey, I changed it from him, it must be his ghost!" ”
Wrong and wrong, Sun Fan naturally rejoiced in his heart,
"Master......, don't listen to his nonsense, it's them who are with you...... Come together, conspiracy...... You must frame me...... Avenge the apprentices! When he spoke, Sun Fan not only gritted his teeth, looking like he was in great pain, but also had tears in his eyes, full of farewell.
Even Salon, who was on the side, was affected by it, and his words gradually brought out a little choked up.
"Fan'er, don't worry. The teacher assures you that he will not let the people who plotted to frame you go unpunished! ”
The aroma of the wine gradually dissipated, and Fan Tong has already succeeded. Sun Fan didn't have to, so he continued to pretend.
"Master, my stomach doesn't seem to hurt anymore."
"Ahh I'll show you for the teacher. Saron was stunned by Sun Fan's nonsense, so until this time, he hadn't taken Sun Fan's pulse.
"The breath is smooth, the pulse is steady, and there is no sign of poisoning!" Saron's face was skeptical.
In this regard, Sun Fan had another far-fetched reason, "Oh, here we go again." Breakfast was at the fourth senior brother's, and I ate a roast duck, is it too oily! ”
"Nonsense, the intestinal motility is insufficient in the morning, how can you eat such greasy things! As a teacher, I will now pour your anger and return to the source to see. ”
What Saron said is reasonable, but it is only aimed at ordinary people who have not practiced martial arts, and their bodies are strong to the extent that Sun Fan is strong, let alone eating a roast duck for breakfast, even if he drinks two barrels of raw oil directly, it is impossible to have a bad stomach.
The real air turned, the intestines were cleared, and Sun Fan's stinky fart immediately surged.
"Poof......!!!
It's long and smelly, just the majesty of this fart is not something that a poisoned person can release.
"Comfortable......"
"You wronged Elder Zhang, why don't you hurry up and admit your mistakes to him?"
Sun Fan's tongue was like a spring, and he admitted his mistake to Zhang Qidong, which is his style, "Uncle Zhang has a lot of people, how can he worry about me as a junior." Master, let's go, I have something delicious to honor you when I go back. ”
"For the sake of the teacher, don't be greedy for the enjoyment of the tongue, if there is anything delicious, you brothers and sisters, eat it yourself."
“……”
Master and apprentice, you say a word, I say a word, talk and talk, and just leave as if no one was around.
The plot twist was too fast, Zhang Qidong couldn't accept it for a while, and it wasn't until Saron and Sun Fan left for a long time that he slapped his thigh and remembered the duck in the backyard, "It's broken!" ”
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Say goodbye to Saron and return to Qingsiju.
"Fourth Senior Brother, have you succeeded?"
Hearing this, Fan Tong immediately smiled "hehe", and then quite mysteriously, he lifted a corner of the bamboo basket beside him, "There are four in total, one male and three females, let me serve a nest." ”
Looking at the green duck in the bamboo basket, full of fat and fat, and constantly pecking at the lees, the gluttonous worms in Sun Fan's stomach were going to come out directly, "Four, it's enough for a few of our senior brothers to rub it hard." ”
"The duck has it, but the honey ......"
Hearing this, Sun Fan immediately smiled, "Fourth Senior Brother, what do you think this is?" ”
Eight bottles of honey, Chen Yu in front of him, Fan Tong was stunned at first, and then suddenly overjoyed, "My mother-in-law, eight kinds of three-grade honey!" Sixth junior brother, where did you get all this?! Drunken floral fragrance, green honey liquid, large bee pulp...... If you add the elixir in Master's hand, you can make up enough of nine kinds! ”
When Fan Tong said this, although he was extremely excited, his cheeks still shone with a bit of embarrassment. He, who is a senior brother, hollowed out his thoughts, begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother, and only got eight kinds of first-grade honey, Sun Fan, a new junior brother, went out for a while, not only got nine kinds of honey, but also all of them were three-grade, and the gap during the period was really sweaty.
"With Master's character, if he knew that we roasted Zhang Qidong's duck, he wouldn't have to arrest us to confess? Fourth Senior Brother, don't worry, this last kind of honey has already been settled, so you can do it. Besides, since there is a free one, who would use their own?! ”
Hearing this, Fan Tong touched his head and smiled, "Senior brother is right, I can't tell Master about this." ”
As the saying goes, catch the thief and catch the dirty, and catch the traitor and get the double.
Sun Fan and Fan Tong inevitably had an incident in the east window, Zhang Qidong came to the door, and after a few words of conversation, they began to kill ducks, bleed, boil water, and remove hair.
Although the Qingxuan Duck is a second-grade demon beast with good combat power, it has become groggy because of eating too much sake lees, and has no ability to resist at all. When killed, it is no different from ordinary poultry. So it only took less than half an hour before and after, and the four Qingxuan ducks were all stabbed in the neck by Sun Fan, and their souls returned to the sky.
Fan Tong's cooking skills are exquisite, bloodletting, hair removal, disembowelment, and belly breaking, which is naturally not a problem.
Sun Fan was a layman, and he couldn't help standing next to him, so he took the initiative to ask to leave. First, it is to bring the brothers together and share the delicious food. The second is to run an errand and bring back the last kind of honey.
The fifth senior brother was not at home, and the little junior brother was not familiar with the environment like him, so Sun Fan followed the sound of the piano and came to the second residence of Qing where Lu Jiaojiao lived.
Last night, the elders of the fire and earth systems visited, and except for Sun Fan, all the disciples were called for questioning, and Lu Jiaojiao was naturally no exception. Perhaps because he learned about Sun Fan's relationship with Sun Fan's great power in Cuiyun Tower, his attitude towards Sun Fan today seems quite tolerant.
Who is Sun Fan? That's a master who kicks his nose in the face! From the beginning of the secret peeping, to the blatant hard look, and finally even the hand was stretched out.
It's a pity that before she could touch the softness of Lu Jiaojiao's chest, the heroic nature of her female man was completely exposed.
The rest is understandable. Xiao Yao once comprehended the six violent spits, and now all of them are greeted by Sun Fan's body, which is simply unforgettable and unforgettable.
However, the relationship between the two has increased a lot, and they have gradually become familiar with each other, and there is no estrangement when they first met.