Chapter 82: Bear Big Bear II
The next day, Hongshan stood in front of the bears again according to Mu Guiying's strategy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The bears repeat their old tricks. Hongshan's wings flapped and went straight to the sky. Hongshan landed, the bears blew again and again, and Hongshan flew again. After repeating this several times, the bears became angry and attacked Hongshan with their fists and claws violently.
Hongshan unhurriedly took a roll of plastic sheeting about thirty meters long and one meter in diameter from Mu Guiying's hand. The two of them hold one end at each end and spread it out vertically behind them. Because the bears were fifty meters away from Hongshan Mu Guiying, they had enough time to spread backwards.
By the time the bear in the front row ran onto the plastic sheet, Hongshan Mu Guiying had already spread the plastic sheet for several hundred meters.
I saw that as soon as the bears in the front row ran to the plastic sheet, they stopped running, stopped and put their mouths close to the surface of the plastic sheeting to lick and lick, and some bears fell down in the cold as soon as they got on the plastic sheeting. The bears in the back scrambled forward, some ran to the front, some were blocked, bumped into each other and fell, but they still squeezed forward and arched forward.
Hongshan watched thousands of bears licking the plastic sheeting so obediently, and looked at Hongshan and Mu Guiying with grateful, thinking that they had been conquered, and they had recognized them as their masters.
"Strategist, you are a true spirit!" Hongshan looked at Mu Guiying with admiration and said. "But when we spread the plastic sheet just now, my hands felt sticky, and when I looked at the plastic sheet, there were some sticky things, what was that? Why did the bears die when they saw these slimy things? ”
"The secret lies in these slimy things." Mu Guiying smiled, "That's their favorite luxury!" ”
"What the hell is it?" Hongshan asked impatiently.
"It's honey."
"I see! I wondered at the beginning why the military advisor used plastic sheeting to subdue the bear, but I didn't expect that the military advisor had already smeared honey on it! Why didn't you tell me yesterday to the marshal? Hongshan asked.
"The so-called heavenly secret must not be revealed!" Mu Guiying said.
"It's just the two of us, there's no need to keep it secret, right?" Hongshan said sourly.
"Yes, it's not necessary now, just to surprise you one by one for the marshal! Now there are only two people in the Guishan Headquarters, and the happiness of giving you surprises is greater than the happiness of telling in advance! When the headquarters is fully staffed in the future, I will surprise you, and the effect will not be as innocent as it is now. Marshal, don't you say? Mu Guiying explained with a smile.
"Yes, thank you for your kindness. The military advisor is right, now that you and I are dealing with these animals, it's better to be naïve! In the future, when we face thousands of demons and monsters, it will be difficult to be so happy now. Hongshan pondered.
At this time, tens of thousands of bears ate to their heart's content, they all straightened their waists, and looked at Hongshan Mu Guiying happily, which means to say thank you, we will listen to you two in the future, you let us eat a delicious meal of honey, unforgettable! I hope you will be able to eat more honey in the future.
"Marshal, did you see the two biggest bears? Look, how cute they are! Don't you want to tease them? Now they're sure to listen to you. Mu Guiying said.
"Really? Then I'll have fun with both of them, and maybe I'll choose them both as my generals in the future. Hongshan said happily.
"Not for sure, but for sure! Now is the perfect time for you to put them to the test. Mu Guiying said.
"Okay, let me do it." Hongshan walked up to the bears, and sure enough, they didn't fight back. Hongshan put his hand on the hands of the two big bears and held one of the bear's paws in one hand.
There is no danger. The two bears nodded in friendly welcome.
"Hello Xiongda! Hello Xiong Er! Hongshan temporarily named the two of them, "From today on, I, Hongshan, will be your marshal, are you willing to obey my orders?" ”
I saw that the bears were all lying down.
"Okay, since you have thrown yourself to me, it means that what I said to you is not playing the piano to the bear." Hongshan smiled and continued, "Then, Xiong Da, Xiong Er, you come out of the queue and dance a bear dance for everyone, which is to give full play to your bear-like appearance." ”
Xiong Da Xiong II walked out of the bear column. Hongshan twisted his waist and demonstrated. Xiong Da Xiong Er really jumped. The two of them danced staggeringly, and the bear's ass twisted was really beautiful, and the messy dance was like the street dance that is popular in the world now.
Hongshan smiled so much this time that she bent over, laughed out of tears, laughed so much that her stomach hurt a little, and she stumbled down to cover her stomach.
Mu Guiying just smiled, she knew that all animals in the world had hearts! The bears in front of her reminded her of war horses! Those down-to-earth war horses who are dominant, wearing the stars and the moon, and the bloody rain! They are friends! They're loved ones! Perhaps, these hippie smiling bears will become their comrades-in-arms in the future! will become a martyr who died fighting for the equality of the world!
Laugh to your heart's content, my young marshal! How long does it take to be naïve? There is a time when the bloody rain and bloody wind come. Tomorrow's battle will be dry and the bones will be dry, and the red face will shed tears heroically!
"Xiong Da Xiong Er, you uproot those two big trees." Hongshan ordered.
Xiong Da Xiong Er then walked under the two big trees and pulled them hard. Pulled one, pulled another, pulled another, pulled another, pulled another, pulled another, pulled another, until they were exhausted before they squatted down breathlessly.
What a stupid bear! Not at all.
Hongshan stopped laughing, she really couldn't laugh! The spirit of the bear, does she Hongshan have? The spirit of the bear, does it have a black cat? Is stupid just a ridiculous drawback? Isn't it the virtue and valuable quality of perseverance?
"Bears, no, friends," Hirozen thought it was a bit nondescript to call him, "No, warriors! As long as you follow me, I promise you will always eat sweet honey! ”
Hongshan looked at Mu Guiying in the distance and motioned to come over.
"This is our military advisor! And I, your marshal! Xiong Da and Xiong Er, your performance today is very good, I will officially recruit you as the two generals of my Guishan Command, and after the Guishan Command holds a martial arts competition in the future, I will assign you official positions. Hongshan said, looking at Mu Guiying, "Strategist, can you say a few words?" ”
Mu Guiying shook his head with a smile and said, "No need, look at the pig mountain over there, they are holding a huge parade!" ”