Chapter 306: Drunken Gold Fans
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The demon kings standing in the high-rise dispatching headquarters saw it clearly, but they were irretrievable, because the automatic control was on the net umbrella, not on the dispatching console.
"I didn't expect us to reap the consequences! I'm mad too! I'm mad too! The Demon King of Lixi Ce lost his mind, he smashed the dispatch console with his fist, "The net umbrella is gone, the soldiers are gone, I knew it was so, it was better for me to have the final say, what negotiations, negotiations, all fucking old bastards!" ”
"King, we have one last trick!" Likang Demon said.
"You mean?" The Demon King of Lixice said in understanding, "But I wonder if they will be fooled?" ”
"Isn't it okay to use the agitation method to scold the formation?" Likang said slyly.
"That's good! You are all pretentious kings, and it will be up to you to pay attention to your efforts later. The Demon King said.
The demon kings walked down the tall building, and more than a dozen high-end cars stopped in front of the volunteers.
Fan Lihua saw that the demon kings came out of the car one by one in well-dressed clothes, stood in a row, and opened the posture of the tongue battle group. The Demon King of Lixice stood in the center.
"Excuse me, which of you is the King of the Mountain?" The Demon King asked.
"We don't have a mountain king here." Fan Lihua said.
"Oh? This girl is heroic and sassy, just like our ancient heroine Fan Lihua in Longmen! Do you think it looks like it? The Demon King of Lixice said in surprise as if he had discovered a new continent.
"The king, it's so similar! We don't know how many times we've watched Fan Lihua's play, but she is our idol. Likang said.
"Well, girl, are you Fan Lihua? If so, then you are our Xue Dingshan's daughter-in-law, the family doesn't speak two words, you might as well come over to us, right? The Demon King said.
When Fan Lihua heard the words of these demon kings, her heart spoke in human words, how did she do it and all the things that were man-eating beasts?
"The aspirations are different, the Tao is not compatible, and they do not conspire with each other!" Fan Lihua said politely.
"So, you're really Fan Lihua?" The Demon King of Lixi Ce said with a hippie smile.
"Less nonsense! You're dead! Fan Lihua raised her eyebrows and said.
"King, it seems that this little lady is not humane, she is not the Fan Lihua of Datang who understands righteousness at all, and she does not have the skills of Fan Lihua!" The Liyun Female Demon looked disdainful, "If she really has the ability, she will walk to the Longmen Bridge alone and show it to the king!" ”
"That's a good idea, but I don't know if she has the skills." Lixi Ce Demon King Road.
"I said, do you dare to bet on this?" Likang said excitedly.
Fan Lihua looked at You Heng and Wu Song, and said, "What kind of gambling method?" ”
"If you reach the Longmen Bridge alone, we promise to surrender and let you dispose of it." Likang said.
"Pear blossom, I'm afraid there is fraud!" You Heng said.
"Don't promise them! There must be a mechanism on the bridge. Wu Song shouted: "If you go up first, we can naturally go up too." ”
"Well, that means you've agreed. Okay, let's put on a show for you first. "Lixi Ce Demon King said.
The Demon King of Lixice ordered the demons to take turns to climb the Longmen Bridge.
First Likang, I saw him walk to the shore of the lake, stretched out his hands, countless banknotes flew into the air, from the shore of the lake from the top of the Longmen Bridge, paved into a banknote suspension ladder. He walked up to the bridge easily, and then walked from the bridge to the other side of the lake, that is, to the gate of the carp formation, and paved a banknote slide and a kilometer-long flat bridge for banknotes in the lake.
Then, the five demons of Lixixue, Lixiping, Liyun, Lishe, and Liji also used the same magic to climb the Longmen Bridge, walk to the opposite lakeshore, and return.
Finally, there is the Demon King of Lixice, whose suspended ladders and flat bridges are not banknotes, but silver, shining brightly, shining like moths flying up and down. He returned to the Longmen Bridge from the other side of the lake vigorously, looked up at the sky and the earth, opened his arms, and laughed: "The bridge is the Dragon Gate, mysterious like a flying dragon; The carp jumps the dragon gate, and the glory is rich and rich! ”
After speaking, the Demon King of Lixice stroking the dragon's spine as if he were stroking the dragon's back, squatting down and touching the highest point of the bridge arch with both hands. The volunteers in the square looked at the abnormal behavior of the Great Demon King, and they all felt that he was happy and sad, and sang a funeral song for himself when he was dying.
When he returned to the square, he asked Fan Lihua and others: "We have all boarded the Longmen Bridge, the Fugui Road is unimpeded, and the Longmen Bridge is full of wonderful flowers!" You say, "How's it going?" ”
"Not very well!" You Heng immediately responded.
"Can you pave the way with paper money?" The Demon King asked.
"Are you paving the way with paper money and silver?" You Heng asked rhetorically.
"Isn't it? Don't you have eyes? The Demon King sneered.
"Hahaha, what we see is the blood and sweat of the people! It is the blood and sweat of hundreds of people who have paved the ladder and road to glory and wealth! You Heng's words made the demon kings gasp.
"Who are you?" The Demon King asked.
"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that you are walking on the road paved with the blood and sweat of the common people, still obsessed, carried away, and still boasting and boasting about yourself when you are dying." You Heng sneered in his nose.
Demon kings, look at me, I look at you, I think this person is too damaged, don't leave some affection for the uncles, don't give you a little power, I don't know how to write the word "king".
"Look at your virtuous face, with long hairs on the tip of your mouth, and a poor and sour look! It's also worth pointing fingers here! Liyun said.
"Really? Then you pee and take a good picture of yourself, is it the tip of your mouth or the tip of my mouth? Is it your hair length or mine hair length? You are just an ugly woman who imitates the East Shi style, what beauty do you make? I really didn't know that you could climb to a high position with such a sharp mouthpiece! Do you still think people are pointing fingers? Do you know that you just climbed to the clouds, and you still don't look cheap! You Heng pointed at the female demon and said.
Liyun was so angry that he foamed at the mouth and fainted.
"Don't dare to name the guy! Who qualifies to laugh at someone here? A military figure like you who doesn't know the world of people, there is only one in Cao Cao's camp in history, what is your name? In my opinion, you arrogant people who don't know the depths have only one end - get out! Or death! "There is no need for military justice, human nature will naturally punish you!" ”
This demon actually guessed Youheng, and Youheng was shocked into a cold sweat! It's not that Youheng is afraid of exposing the shortcomings, but this devil speaks out about the weakness of human nature! Speak out about the common tragedy of people who have no emotional intelligence in the workplace! He Youheng is not afraid of being fired, not afraid of dying in the line of duty, but afraid that human nature will never grow, and the righteousness in the world will not last long. But for the sake of the righteous cause, he would rather get out of the way thousands of times and die a few thousand more times.
"Hahaha, thank you for the advice! I'm the unrepentant guy you said - You Heng! You Heng said calmly, "But do you know? While you are proud of your mastery of thick black, you have also gone to the extremes of human nature just like me! The result is the same for those who go to extremes! So when you despise me, you despise yourselves! The difference is that my fate shines with the brilliance of humanity, while yours is like a fly chasing away the stinking of flies, spurned for generations! ”