Chapter 610: Beating the Blind and Scolding the Deaf [Third Update]
After listening to Niu Man's explanation, the bandits on the old wolf's side all burst into laughter.
The lack of virtue of robbing the blind is also justified by Niu Man, which is simply a strange story in the green forest world.
The old wolf head was very amused, and shouted to Niu Man: "Hey, then why don't you rob others and rob the disabled?"
Niu Man looked worried that these people would interfere, and said tremblingly: "Because I can't rob others." ”
Burst...... Hahaha......
As soon as these words came out, there was another laugh.
Others can't grab it, so they rob the blind and the lame and the deaf, it seems that this product is not stupid, I know who can rob it, and who can't rob it.
Well, there are brains.
The more the old wolf head looked at it, the more he felt that Niu was very talented, this kind of person who even robbed the blind was so suitable to be a bandit. The old wolf nodded with satisfaction, and said to Niu Man: "That's okay, it's okay, you can continue to grab it." ”
"Nima, rob your sister, rob two livestock. Old wolf head, I cursed you to give birth to a son without a fart eye, you don't care if you see someone bullying the disabled, what kind of thief is this. ”
The one-eyed over there was already trembling with anger, and what he hated even more was Niu Man.
You are paralyzed, what is this called, others can't grab it and bully the blind, does Nima still have a little morality.
If it weren't for the fear of being identified by the old wolf, he would have rushed up and slammed this big man hard, vented his anger, and then told him in righteous words, what is a thief and a thief.
You can rob anyone, but you can't rob the disabled, I haven't even done anything about it.
With the encouragement of the old wolf head, Niu Man began to be eager to try again, and now he didn't plan to sneak around, but began to plan to rob openly, and the three of them around the one-eyed had already begun to wander.
The one-eyed three were like facing a great enemy, and they kept cursing in their hearts, and they had to accompany Niu Man to finish the play.
Wouldn't it be too perverse if they didn't resist. But resist, why is there always an urge to smash this bastard in front of you with a punch?!
The other guests under the tea house were still frightened by the arrival of the bandits, but now they saw that a strong pig killer was actually going to rob the blind and the deaf and the lame, which couldn't help but make everyone feel interesting, and they were not afraid, they were all sitting at the table eating and drinking tea, waiting to watch the play.
Seeing this scene, One-Eye almost jumped up and pointed at his nose and scolded him one by one.
I didn't see the blind man being bullied, I didn't know how to come out to help, and Nima watched the play one by one, what is the matter?
One-eyed wanted to ask for help, but it didn't make sense not to ask for help, but let him ask for help himself, but he couldn't pull this face, so he pinched Dasha and motioned him to ask for help.
As a result, Dasha's IQ was lower than that of Niu Man, and his arms were pinched purple, so he didn't know why the boss pinched him, but he looked at the boss innocently.
One-Eyed was going crazy, so he could only hand over this task to the third sister Poison Saffron.
Fortunately, the third child was not stupid, and he immediately knew the meaning of the one-eyed, and immediately limped with a crutch and shouted to the surrounding crowd: "Uncles, okay, we are now being bullied by this pig-killing man, he wants to rob us, you can help, help." ”
After these words were shouted, not only did no one come out to help, but they also made the hall laugh, no matter how I listened to this cry for help, I felt that this thing was too cola.
Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi also looked at all this with a faint smile, and their thoughts were very complicated.
In the face of the blind, lame, and deaf being bullied, these people in the six counties of Xicheng not only did not help, but watched it as a play, which shows that the folk customs here are really bad.
Chen Daozi said with emotion: "I think this is a punishment for the one-eyed them, who have been bandits for most of their lives, and now they have been robbed by others, this is retribution." He should be able to think about it now, what kind of mood those people would have felt when he robbed others in the first place. ”
Xiao Chen nodded, stopped talking, and continued to watch Niu Man's performance to see how he forced the one-eyed three to reveal his identity.
Seeing that the third child didn't respond to his call for help, he was still laughing, and he knew that others couldn't count on this matter today, so he scolded in his heart, and he could only consume it with the cow.
When Niu Man saw the lame man calling for help, he seemed to be angry, and suddenly rushed up and grabbed the lame man's crutch, pulled it out, and shouted in his mouth: "Let you ask for help, let me ask for help, give me your stick, and jump away by yourself." ”
The poisonous saffron thing was suddenly caught, and his heart was furious.
You can even grab the stick of the lame, where is this bandit, this is simply ...... I can't describe it.
"I'll rub, it's a pity that this guy doesn't be a bandit, he even grabs a stick, it's amazing. ”
"That is, if this thing joins our bandit group, with this ruthlessness, he will definitely be a singer in the future. ”
"Tsk, grab all the sticks, this is more like a bandit than we are, and I know the way of bandits, after the people and horses, there is not an inch of grass left. Sticks will not be left for you. ”
The bandits in the old wolf ditch saw that the cattle barbarians even grabbed the lame stick, and they couldn't spend it happily, and felt that this product was simply a genius in the bandit world.
Even Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi looked at the black line in their heads.
If it weren't for the fact that the two of them knew Niu Man, I'm afraid they both doubted whether Niu Man was really a bandit before, and he did this...... It's so shameless.
"Even I have an urge to flatten him, I don't know if the one-eyed thing can bear it. Chen Daozi took a sip of tea, smacked his lips, and was content.
At this moment, the one-eyed face is gloomy and terrifying, if it weren't for pretending to be blind, everyone would definitely be able to see that one of the eyes of this thing was blazing with fire.
You grab even a stick, you grab a stick even a lame one?!
Don't be so hungry and don't choose to eat, or don't be so miserable.
After being a bandit for so many years, the first time I saw this kind of bandit, I had to admire even One-Eyed.
"Okay, you urine, you rob the blind and lame things, you don't say anything, you don't even let go of the stick, you cow. ”
One-eyed was enduring it hard, his hand was already clenched into a fist, and he let the big fool next to him pull him, he was afraid that if he didn't pull him, he would not be able to help but rush up and beat this pig killer.
You said how good it was for you to kill pigs, why didn't you come out to rob the road?
Niu Man's strength was very strong, and in order not to reveal his identity, the poisonous saffron finally snatched the stick in his hand for Niu Man.
Niu Man smiled stupidly with a stick, and said to Poison Honghua: "Now that you don't have a stick, jump one for me first." ”
Everyone around laughed.
Where is this robbery, this is clearly for fun.
Poison Saffron's face was gloomy, she already had a hidden weapon in her hand, as long as the boss nodded, she would immediately shoot this hateful big man into a hornet's nest without hesitation.
Niu Man saw that these three people could still endure it, and sneered twice in his heart, "You can still endure it, okay, I'll see how long you can endure it." ”
As he spoke, Niu Man walked around the three of them again.
Whenever he saw this action, the anger in One-Eye's heart came out uncontrollably, and he said angrily: "Just say, what do you like again, I'll give it to you immediately, and then let us go?!"
The words were almost shouted with a roar.
One-Eyed didn't want to be grinding with Niu Man, he was afraid that he would be impatient, and he couldn't help it. It's better to satisfy this goods at once, and then leave well, and then find a chance to take revenge in the future.
When Niu Man was pit people, his brain was very good, and he knew what to pay attention to when he listened to the words of the one-eyed. At that moment, he smiled and said, "Yes, you give me whatever I want?"
One-eyed said with a helpless look: "That's right, who let the three of us meet a shameless person like you, even the disabled." is even more sad and hateful, there is not even a righteous person in the world, watching the wicked do wrongdoing, but standing by and watching, so that the blind man I am really disheartened. Say, what the hell do you want?"
Speaking of this, Niu Man was not in a hurry, touched his chin and asked thoughtfully, "Are you really disabled?"
Suddenly hearing this, One-Eye chuckled in his heart. Dark: What does this mean? Could it be that this thing is seeing something? Impossible, we all cover it up very well.
Is this thing cheating us?
Unable to make up his mind, One-Eyed planned to carry it first, and then said angrily: "You wicked man, are you blind when I am blind, and you can't see if we are disabled?"
Niu Man shook his head and said: "I don't believe it, why don't we do a test first, if the test proves that you are really blind, deaf and lame, then I will let you go." ”
Why is there so much going on with this thing?
One-Eye struggled to suppress his anger and asked, "How do you want to test it?" ”
Niu Man smiled and came to Dasha's side, Dasha stared at him, Niu Man opened his mouth and scolded: "Second goods, big second goods, stupid forks, stupid people, pig ......"
Dasha was almost fooled, and he was about to get angry when he heard being scolded, and at the critical moment, he was pinched by the one-eyed reaction, and secretly told Dasha that this was a trap, and Dasha endured it, and continued to pretend to be confused.
After scolding, Niu Man felt refreshed, sneered twice, and then walked in front of One-eye, and said, "You're blind, aren't you?" ”
"Hmph. One-eyed snorted coldly.
"Hehe, the blind man is good, the blind man is good......."
Niu Man's evil smile kept ringing in one-eyed ears, in order to pretend to be blind, he just stared in a daze, and he could vaguely see Niu Man's gloomy smile.
Listening to him being blind one by one, one-eyed was angry.
You're blind, your whole family is blind.
Niu Man stretched out his hand and shook it in front of one-eyed eyes, looking like he was going to insert his eyes, and kept gesturing.
One-eyed had a black face, watching Niu Man's pair of paws constantly dangle in front of his eyes, although he knew that this was testing himself, but he always had an urge to interrupt the dog's paws.
He could only pretend to be confused and said, "Hey, what are you doing?"
Niu Man smiled and said, "I'm just testing whether you are really blind?"
"The result?" "One-Eye was dismissive. How can you tell if it's true or not, stupid.
Niu Man replied happily: "Test results, it turns out that you are really blind." ”
"Of course I'm blind, and I still use you to test?"
"Well, it's good to be blind, if it's blind, I will kick you without mental obstacles, you will definitely not be able to hide. ”
Niu Man's sinister laughter sounded in his ears again, and One-Eyed was startled, and as soon as he realized what he opened his eyes, he felt a pain in his buttocks, and his body flew forward with a whoosh, and he fell to the ground with a dog.
I know that this thing is not good.
This time the one-eyed finally couldn't help it, jumped up from the ground and roared: "Your uncle, where did you pop out of the strange thing, you can do everything to beat the blind and scold the deaf, Lao Tzu is going to do the right thing for heaven today and accept you as a demon!"