[29] Pickled girl cowman, Li Xiaoxiao
To put it mildly, after making countless promises, Li Xiaowu finally coaxed Huang Shan. Huoran? Wen??? ???. ranena`com
After getting Huang Shan, Li Xiaowu turned to look at Liu Xiaoping opposite, and said with a smile on his face; "Wife, I haven't seen you for a long time, you have become more beautiful and mature than before, wife, I miss you."
Wife, since he calls me wife, my God, what is this bastard thinking in his head, he has a wife, since he still calls me wife, he is not afraid that his wife will abolish him??
Wiping her mouth fiercely, Liu Xiaoping looked at Li Xiaowei and said angrily; "Why are you kissing me, have I allowed you to kiss me, and can you be a little more shameless, who is your wife?"
"You, you Liu Xiaoping is my wife, your parents handed you over to me with their own hands." Li Xiaowu looked at Liu Xiaoping, who was huffing and puffing, and teased with a funny face.
Whew.... After breathing a few sighs of relief, Liu Xiaoping pointed at Huang Shan and said angrily at Li Xiaoxiao; "That was in the past, it's long in the past, and at that time you were a crime, you deceived me and I was still ignorant, and you ruined me.
She's your wife, I'm not your wife, you hateful scoundrel, evil demon, you eighteen layers of hell bad guys, bastards who are more bastards than bastards, I hate you to death, I hate you to death.... ”
"You sit here obediently by yourself, I went to coax her, the hatred for more than ten years is too deep, if you don't comfort her, she will run wild."
After saying a word to Huang Shan, Li Xiaowu took off the seat belt, did it next to Liu Xiaoping, forcibly grabbed Liu Xiaoping's hand, and then said affectionately; "I like you, from the moment I met you, I fell in love with you.
I just wanted to have you, but when I was young, I didn't know anything, I thought that if I got your body, I could get your person, I really didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't know what to do, it was very painful and terrible to make you, I really didn't know.
Then we got engaged, and I wanted to love you so much, but you left the capital and went to a country that I couldn't find, you know, I cried, I cried sadly.
I really wanted to catch up with you, say sorry to you, and tell you that I love you, and never leave me if you marry me, but I can't catch up with you, I don't know where you are, I can't find you.
After you left, I stopped believing in love, so I became a brother, a little bully that everyone in the capital feared, and began to have girlfriends everywhere, looking for ways to relieve heartache everywhere.
But sadly, I can't find it, I can't find a way to forget you, you make my heart beat when we meet, you make my heart ache before leaving, I'm sorry, I love you but hurt you. ”
After Liu Xiaoping was grabbed by Li Xiaoxiao's hand, she looked at Li Xiaoxiao's eyes face to face, quietly listened to Li Xiaoxiao's affectionate confession, and then her originally angry expression gradually turned into confusion.
Seeing that Li Xiaowu finished speaking, Liu Xiaoping looked at Li Xiaowu and sobbed; "You keep saying that you love me, but why do you want to marry her, why don't you wait for me, why do you disappear, you look for me, I'm looking for you."
"Haven't you heard that I robbed women with the imperial court, crippled them, and then was driven out of the capital by my grandfather."
"After I was kicked out of the capital, my enemies sent a lot of killers to assassinate me, and I had no way to hide and live."
"And it's not her who married me, it's someone else who married me, but she's also my wife, but she hasn't passed the door yet, and I emphasize again, you are my Li Dongdong's wife." After touching Liu Xiaoping's hair, Li Xiaowu said with distress on her face.
Reaching out and touching the tears in the corners of her eyes, Liu Xiaoping looked at Li Xiaowu and said angrily; "You married so many wives, and you still said that you loved me, so I almost believed it, you are a big liar, a big villain, a shameless person, hum."
"My ** is stronger, plus that thing grows bigger, two wives can't satisfy me at all, and I'm very helpless to marry so many wives, okay..." After wiping the tears from the corners of Liu Xiaoping's eyes with a tissue, Li Xiaowu said with tenderness on his face.
knocked off Li Xiaoxiao's hand, Liu Xiaoping pouted; "Who is she, what is her name, and who is the person who married you, and why did you just return to the capital and leave for Dubai?"
"The name of the person who married me is Huang Tingting, she is the woman who gave me warmth when I needed care, so I fell in love with her."
Touching Liu Xiaoping's hand, Li Xiaowu said with a smile on his face; "Over the years, I have learned so much karate, taekwondo, and Chinese martial arts, just to beat me, but it's a pity that you still can't beat me.
By the way, her name is Huang Shan, the sister of the royal court, the eldest lady of the royal court, seven years ago after I got drunk, a woman who had an unexpected relationship with me, and we are going to Dubai now to find the crystallization of our year. ”
"I'll go, even the sister of the enemy family dares to go, this guy is really no one."
After slapping Li Xiaoxiao's hand away, Liu Xiaoping looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a murderous face; "I, Liu Xiaoping, a nine-dan master of karate black belt, an American champion in taekwondo, and few opponents in Chinese martial arts, I still don't believe I can't beat you, if it weren't for the plane, I'd beat you now."
Li Dongdong, you ruined me back then, and your family also gave us the bride price money, plus we also held an engagement ceremony, you say, what are you going to do with the matter between us. ”
There was a little less plot back then, and it is estimated that Liu Xiaoping hates me now, but she still loves me a little more than she loves me, it seems that she has to get something domineering.
Li Xiaowu casually took out a box, then took out a black ring, grabbed Liu Xiaoping's hand in the puzzled gaze of everyone, and forcibly brought her to the ring finger with the wedding ring.
After bringing the ring, Li Xiaowu kissed Liu Xiaoping's face, and then said with a smile on his face; "Where do we need to deal with it, you are my wife, and I can't run away in this life.
And after getting off the plane, we will fight, you win and I will let you beat you in vain, I won tonight in our cave room, continue to write about the incident we had back then, hehehe... ”
"I'll talk about winning the battle, I won't marry a man who even I can't beat."
Looking at the ring on her finger, Liu Xiaoping pointed to Huang Shan, who could hang an oil bottle in her mouth, and said with a smile; "Your other wife is angry, go over and coax her.
In order to chase you, I took a car to the city in the mountain village of Dongshi, and then flew back from the city, and after rushing back, I changed my clothes at home, and hurried to your house, and then rushed here.
I haven't slept for a day and a night, I'm already sleepy, go and accompany your wife, remember to call me after getting off the plane, remember that you are not allowed to run away again this time, do you hear? ”
"Bobo... Okay, listen to you, sleep well, I'll coax my wife to go. ”
After coaxing Liu Xiaoping, Li Xiaowu walked back to his seat, took out a ring again and brought it to Huang Shan's ring finger, then touched Huang Shan's hair, and said with a smile on his face; "A ring made for you, which can hold things inside, just like the inside."
Now that he's got me the ring, I thought he didn't prepare it for me, bastard, I hate it.
Huang Shan leaned her head on Li Xiaowu's arm, touched the ring on her finger, and said with a smile on her face; "As long as you give me as much as they do, I won't be angry with you at all, I seem to be in love with you."
"Fool, what do you mean, you were originally in love with me, if you don't fall in love with me, will you get pestered with me when you get drunk, if you don't fall in love with me, will you give me a son, if you don't fall in love with me, will you follow me?" After touching Huang Shan's hair, Li Xiaowu said with a smile on his face.
The passengers on the plane were all impressed by Li Xiaoxiao's pickling methods, two beauties with beautiful figures and better looks than first-line stars, and they were handled by him like this, and everyone couldn't accept it if they wanted to.