[84] On the island, two silly dogs
Looking at Lin Xie's house, Li Xiaowu picked up little Tyson, found a stool and sat down. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Putting the little Tyson in front of him, Li Xiaowu touched the little guy's little head, and said with a doting face; "Yes, yes, the little guy has grown a lot taller, little Tyson hasn't come back for so long, are you obedient?"
Little Tyson tilted his little head and said with embarrassment; "Hehehe.... That should be pretty obedient, I don't mess around anymore, and I still often go to help out. ”
Touching the little guy's little head, Li Xiaowu looked at the people in the room and found that everyone was missing only one Andy, so Li Xiaowu turned to look at Wu Ren, who had become thinner, and said with a smile on his face;
"Good guy, I haven't seen you for more than half a year, it's like a different person, Wu Ren, where is your Andy, go and call her over, I'm going to get you something special."
Wu Ren touched his head and said uncertainly; "Boss, I'm already with Andy, and we'll have our baby soon, boss, you won't object to us, right?"
Li Xiaowu shook his head and said with a smile on his face; "You don't need to be so polite when you talk to me, I used to treat you like that, just to get rid of the stinky problems on your body, hurry up and call your wife over, otherwise the good things won't have your share."
Sou...... In the blink of an eye, Wu Ren ran away without a trace.
Looking at Lin Xie, Li Xiaowu said with a puzzled face; "Lin Xie, you teach Wu Ren, your Lin family's martial arts, aren't your Lin family's martial arts unpassable?"
Lin Xie shook his head and said with a wry smile on his face; "If I want to teach, he has to learn it.
I didn't teach him any martial arts, I just taught him some simple breathing methods, and the reason why this guy can run so fast is entirely due to the chickens you raised. ”
It didn't take long for Wu Ren to come back with Andy, and when Andy saw Li Xiaowu, he hurriedly said politely; "Hello boss, long time no see, you are finally willing to come back to see us."
Li Xiaowu glanced at Andy's bulging belly, and then looked at Wu Rendao with a smile; "You're fast enough, didn't you just leave with the front foot last time, and you got Andy done it with the back foot."
After Li Xiaowu said this, the two of them suddenly blushed with shame, and finally Wu Ren was cheeky and said with a smile;
"It's not so fast, a month after you left, it took me a month to chase her, you look at my body, it's the month I chased her."
Looking at the eight people in the room, Li Xiaowu took out a peach the size of a basin, and then cut the peach into nine pieces, and the adults and children in the room were the same, one piece per person.
Lin Xie took the peach, looked at Li Xiaowu and asked suspiciously; "Is this a peach, it's almost the size of a big pumpkin, where did you get this in winter?"
Li Xiaowu took a bite of the peach and said with a wry smile on his face; "You may not believe it, but I haven't come in for half a year, but it's actually because I'm in heaven and can't get here.
The one you are holding in your hand is called a peach, it is said that you can live forever if you eat it, but I don't know if it's true, anyway, I've seen people who have eaten this peach, they all look very old, I'll go... Why are these peaches so fierce? ”
Before Li Xiaowu's words were finished, a burst of fairy aura suddenly broke his clothes in an instant.
Not only is Li Xiaowu like this, but the people who ate the peach in the room are all like this, fortunately, the women have to keep the fig leaf, otherwise hehe...
Half an hour later, when everyone had digested the peach energy, they all lay on the ground and looked at Li Xiaowu, panting;
"Now we believe it, we believe that you are heavenly, I went, I never dreamed that even ordinary mortals like us would be able to eat the legendary peach one day."
Li Xiaowu picked up Medis, and walked out without looking back; "Then you pay attention to the image, all of them in broad daylight, since they don't wear clothes, hey, I don't know what to say about you."
"Ah...... Wu Ren, Lin Xie let us get out. Andy, Cai Mingxin, and Lin Lin shouted loudly at the same time, and then threw the two of them out with their hands and feet.
Getting up from the ground, Wu Ren and Lin Xie glanced at each other, very innocent; "We didn't see anything at all, it's really these mothers, I don't make sense at all."
Li Xiaowu carried Medis back to his room, and then personally helped her put on her clothes, touching Medis's bulging belly, Li Xiaowu said with a smile; "Hey, hey... It looks like it won't be long before I'm going to be a dad again. ”
Bang bang.... Medis reached out and knocked off Li Xiaowu's hand, and then said angrily; "You're embarrassed to say that you gave me that without my consent, and then without my consent, you gave me my stomach ....... again, Li Xiaowu, I hate you to death."
Take a rubber band to help Medis tie her hair, Li Xiaowu said funny; "Why did you regret it, you came to chase me first, hehe... Now it's too late for you to regret it. ”
"I don't regret it, it's just that I feel a little sad when I think about never seeing my parents again." Medis leaned on Li Xiaoxiao's chest and said slightly sadly.
Touching Medis's hair, Li Xiaowu said angrily; "You don't really think I'm going to imprison you for the rest of your life, do you?
I'm not such a selfish man, don't worry, I'll definitely take you back to see your parents, by the way, where do your parents live? ”
"Japan, China, both countries live, hehe, I forgot to tell you, I'm a Chinese-Japanese half-breed, you shouldn't mind my bloodline, right?" Medis looked at Li Xiaowu and said with anticipation on her face.
Kissing Medis on the face, Li Xiaowu said funny; "What's there to mind, such a good-looking wife, it's still free, giggles... It's too late for me to be happy. ”
Knock knock knock...... Little Tyson was outside, shouting as he knocked on the door; "Xifu, Xifu, Xifu, open the door quickly, open the door quickly, I found Ergouzi and Erlaizi, they are on the island opposite the sea."
Li Xiaowu opened the door and picked up little Tyson with a wry smile on his face; "Little Tyson, what did you just say, don't eat next time you shout, who knows what you're talking about."
Eating the wild fruit in his hand, little Tyson said with a grin; "Xifu, I found Ergouzi and Erlaizi, they are trapped on an island in the middle of the sea, hehe... I saw it just now when I was climbing a coconut tree at the beach. ”
Half an hour later, Li Xiaowu opened his perspective eyes on the beach, and sure enough, he saw the two sons of the Howling Sky Dog, who were on the island at this time, with their heads up and crying wolf.
Put away the perspective eye, Li Xiaowu said angrily; "Two stupid dogs, I know that I don't know how to come back, not to mention that if little Tyson didn't talk about them, I would have almost forgotten their existence." (To be continued.) )