Although the cut tong is a child, the north of the Chenggui language is unswerving.

Why is the hypocrisy a fact, because there is no drama, it is like this.

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Recently, these troubles can be said to be one after another, which has disturbed me to the core, and I haven't been to school for a while, and even I am almost forgetting that I am a student!

Ay! I haven't been with Cher for a long time, I'm in love, and after neglecting people for so long, in order to avoid this happening, I went to the electronic city yesterday to buy a mobile phone for Cher! That way Cher and I can stay in touch at all times!

This mobile phone is produced by a well-known domestic brand, pink, and it looks quite cute, so in line with the principle of supporting the national industry, I chose this mobile phone, I think Xue'er will like it too!

I looked at the time, it was almost eight o'clock, so I packed up my things and rushed to school, in fact, I have nothing to pack, now the schoolbag has been eliminated by me, I usually only bring a handbag to school, which is simple and beautiful.

Red Star Middle School is still full of vicissitudes of life, but it has added a lot of new faces, it seems that with the efforts of Principal Zhao and Lao Jin, the development of this school is really improving.

After saying hello to my classmates, I came to Cher's class, the first one seemed to be an English class, the teacher was an eldest sister who seemed to be a few years older than us, but that appearance was really nothing to say! Looks like an aunt! Let's call her "aunt and sister" for the time being!

This teacher should be new to me, I haven't seen her, because I came to look for Xue'er, so I didn't pay much attention to her, so I came to Xue'er and sat down.

When Cher saw me sit down, she gave me a blank look and ignored me!

"Why are you angry with me again! My princess! ”

After I finished speaking, I leaned towards Cher's side.

"Who dares to be angry with you! The president of the student union is now the big boss again! I can't even see you on this day, I don't think the Secretary-General of the United Nations is busy with you! After Xue'er finished speaking, she lowered her head and wrote her homework, and she didn't look at me.

"Hey! I'm really in trouble, and I know that I've snubbed you, so I bought you a mobile phone, so that we can contact each other at any time! With that, I put my phone in Cher's guest desk.

"Why are you buying me such an expensive thing, my dad uses a pager! I took a mobile phone and he was going to ask, what do I say! Besides, who am I going to call with a mobile phone......"

Xue'er is really a perfect woman with the character of a good wife and mother, and she counts me down when she sees me spending money indiscriminately! But I can feel that Cher still likes this phone!

"If our dad asks, you will say that I bought it, and besides, doesn't our dad object to you being with me! It's just that the two of us are still too young, and our dad will give us a relationship first, and wait until we go to college before officially falling in love! ”

I just said this, Xue'er pinched me the leg and said angrily: "You are quite close to the earth!" That's my dad! It's not our dad! You say you think about these things in your head all day! ”

I was just about to laugh with Xue'er, when suddenly a bad wind hit me, and I immediately reached out and grabbed the "hidden weapon" that was flying towards my head!

I grabbed the hidden weapon and looked at it, and it turned out to be a blackboard!

At that time, it was at the end of the nineties, because the fine tradition of the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China was still more or less there, so the quality of the things at that time was still quite good, just like I held this blackboard eraser in my hand, which was solid wood, although the force of throwing it was not large, but if it was really a head on it, it must be a big green bag!

"Who is so ruthless!"

I looked forward with a burst of anger in my heart, and saw that the "aunt and sister" teacher was looking at me with both hands, because I could hold the blackboard, and she was also very surprised!

"Stand up for me and say you! Did you hear that big one, are you a student in our class? You've been nagging there since you came in, and it's all affecting the other students' lessons! ”

After a few tens of seconds, the "aunt and sister" teacher roared at me!

I gently put the blackboard eraser on the table, clapped my hands, and looked at this "aunt, sister" teacher, not to mention that she is a trainee teacher now, but Principal Zhao nodded when he saw me! It really makes me angry that she made this scene today!

I said in my heart: "You just came to the trainee teacher wants to make an example of Lili, which I understand, but before you start, you have to inquire first!" Although you are a teacher, there are some students that you can't move! ”

When the "aunt and sister" teacher saw me sitting there with my legs crossed, he was so angry that his big cake face turned the color of pork liver, and he couldn't even see the rows of pockmarks on his face like a constellation chart!

At this time, a male classmate sitting in the front row, who seemed to be named Cui Hao, stood up tremblingly and said to the teacher: "Teacher, he is in our class, but he was on sick leave some time ago!" So ......"

Before Cui Hao finished speaking, the "aunt, sister" teacher stretched out a hand like a small mallet and knocked him the head and said, "Did you let you speak?" If you don't want to go to class, just stand in the hallway outside! I don't know how many people there are in your class! ”

"You stand up for me! Say you! Don't you understand Chinese? ”

The "aunt, sister" teacher seemed to be impatient, and rushed to me with teeth and claws, pointed at my nose and repeated this sentence over and over again.

Seeing that things were going to make a big fuss, Cher was a little scared and kicked me a few times with her foot under the desk!

I was afraid of scaring Xue'er, so I said in my heart: "Since we can't afford to provoke us, then we can always afford to hide!" ”

Thinking of this, I reached out and rubbed the saliva that the "aunt, sister" teacher sprayed on my face, stood up and smiled: "This aunt! You misunderstood, my name is Zhao Changpeng, and I am indeed a student here, and I am also the president of our school's student union! If you don't believe us, let's go to Principal Zhao, he can prove it to me! ”

"What did you just call me!"

The "aunt, sister" teacher was so angry that I trembled all over, and after breathing violently a few times, he said angrily: "I have to give you a punishment today!" Don't say what kind of student union president you are, you are the son of Principal Zhao! He can't keep you! ”

I saw that this "aunt and sister" teacher was about to lose control of her emotions, and said in my heart: If this kind of woman starts a surge, it will be even more terrible than Ma Yuntian, let's take the thirty-six plan as the best policy!

I made up my mind, and with a unicorn step, I bypassed the "aunt and sister" teacher and came to the door of the classroom, and said with a smile: "Auntie, I'm waiting for you at Principal Zhao!" With that, I walked down the hallway.

For women, their appearance is the most important, and it can be said that it is more important than life, so no matter how sorry the appearance of a woman who is sorry for the audience, she will also hint to herself in her heart: "I am a big beauty!" I'm a big beauty! Compared to celebrities, I just don't have a professional makeup artist to do my makeup! "Then I would apply all kinds of makeup to my face like a shaved white! (Scraping white is a process to whiten the wall and treat the potholes before spraying latex paint on the wall)

At this time, this "aunt, sister" teacher was completely carried away by my title of "aunt", and did not consider the "shapeshifting" I just showed, is that ordinary people can use it! He rolled up his arms and sleeves and chased him out, and when he passed by the podium, he picked up the machete-like iron ruler on it, and shouted to the students in the classroom: "You are now going to self-study to review the English just now, if anyone dares to step out of the classroom, I will punish him together!" ”

(End of chapter)