Chapter 0076: Single Tenant and Night Ninja
The explanation of the beauty president Su Qingyan obviously did not satisfy Xiao Beibei, so Xiao Loli continued to ask: "Will I become as beautiful as Mommy, as big as Mommy?" Hee-hee, look at your big white ass...... Pinch it...... Hee-hee-hee-hee...... Hahahaha...... I didn't mean to, hehehehehe......"
"You bear child, see if your mother doesn't beat you...... Huh...... Look at you...... Little Badass ......"
The mother and daughter in the bathroom frolicked infinitely and enchantedly, and the single guests in the room fainted instantly.
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention, and it is very intentional.
At this moment, in the guest room separated by a wall, Lin Feng, who was holding the wall with both hands and sticking to the wall with one ear, had a nosebleed out of his nose and instantly spilled onto the smooth and shiny solid wood floor.
This thing secretly cursed the demon, and immediately covered his nose to get the paper on the computer desk, and then covered his nose......
Realizing that he hadn't taken a bath for many days, Lin Feng took out a bath towel and pajamas from the cupboard and prepared a comfortable and hearty hot bath.
After making sure that the big and small beauties in the bathroom were leaving, Lin Feng took off his clothes and pants and walked into the bathroom.
As soon as I entered the door, the fragrance of roses permeated the bathroom, and I instantly found those large and small underwear and underwear that had been washed and cooled in the bathroom dressing room......
Forehead drop a god! This is definitely a hint to me!
Hahahaha, hehehehehehe
Thinking of this, the creature took a hearty hot bath in infinite reverie, and then returned to the guest room and fell asleep......
In the dead of night, everything is silent.
A silver-white moon hung in the western sky, and a few nocturnal owls cried in the distant woods.
The tranquility of the environment makes people's sense of hearing more sensitive.
A rustling sound came from a distance, and Lin Feng, who was already hearing abnormally sharp, got up instantly.
Considering that the situation was unclear, Lin Feng did not act rashly.
In order not to disturb the good dreams of Su Qingyan's mother and daughter, Lin Feng quietly got out of bed, and he didn't have time to look for clothes and pants, so he had to drag the bath towel wrapped from the bathroom around his waist.
Young Master Lin's own stubborn and casual personality, and his habit of "no woman can't sleep", made him develop the habit of not being naked and not sleeping.
This habit made him miserable for a while.
There was once a mission in Milan, and a young model I met at a fashion festival was covered in the rain and clouds in the hotel, and I fell asleep after the incident.
In the second half of the night, he was met with the crazy ambitions of the local community, and finally he was chased five miles away by a group of Italians with guns on his bare buttocks.
Afterwards, Athena, the little lover of the "God Armed", once admonished him with infinite sorrow: "The most basic quality of a mercenary is to hold a weapon in his hand at all times. As soon as you see a beautiful woman, let alone a weapon, and even the pants are gone, the person who is not destined to be a qualified mercenary! ”
At that time, Lin Feng was in the honeymoon period with this "goddess of wisdom", in order to make the girl happy, he had to perfunctory say that he must change his past mistakes in the future, and he must also wrap a towel anyway, otherwise the object that was hurt by those turtle grandsons will not be happy in the future.
The matter was really explained by this guy, and at this time, Lin Feng encountered this kind of troublesome thing again.
Sensing that the visitor had already begun to climb the building, the grandson only found one land combat boot in a hurry, but fortunately, the "Thunder" was among them.
Then Lin Fengda pulled his slippers, and then picked up the "Thunder" and quietly opened the door and went out.
In order to ensure the safety of Su Qingyan's mother and daughter, Lin Feng tiptoed to the master bedroom in the middle to see the situation.
When he looked up around the bathroom, he immediately found that Su Qingyan, who was also wrapped in a large towel, was already standing by the railing at the door.
The moment she saw the strange Lin Feng, she didn't know if she was frightened by Lin Feng's actions or shocked by Lin Feng's outfit, the beautiful president opened her mouth and was about to exclaim, and she was immediately covered by Lin Feng who rushed forward.
In the dark, Lin Feng made a "shhhhh ”
Saying this, Lin Feng handed the "Thunder" into Su Qingyan's hands, and told her the steps to operate the Thunder, and then jumped from the railing and fell into the hall on the first floor.
As the minutes ticked by, the sound of the screams came to an abrupt end.
Just as Lin Feng wanted to walk over to take a look, there was a creaking sound of prying in the west window of the living room, and then someone pushed it open.
Four slender figures streamed in......
When the four of them slowly approached the luxuriously decorated staircase in a regular offensive formation, Lin Feng immediately pressed the main light switch.
The palace chandelier in the middle of the hall and the large and small wall lamps around it are all turned on, and the whole living room is as bright as day.
Four black-clad ninjas dressed in night suits, wearing black hoods, and carrying samurai daggers on their shoulders, were immediately exposed to the light, completely losing the meaning of hiding.
Lin Feng smiled, and he smiled brightly.
He pulled his slippers and walked to the sofa, then leaned back on the sofa, took out a cigarette from the cupboard on one side, took one in his mouth, and then lit it leisurely.
took a sip gently, and then spit out a super perfect smoke ring, Lin Feng put Erlang's leg on the crystal coffee table in front of him and shouted: "You said you would come, it's so mysterious, take the black sleeve away, talk to my brother and knock, adjust the mood and let's start practicing again!" ”
The four ninjas in black did not speak, and the hall was still silent.
It didn't take long for the black-clothed ninjas, who finally couldn't hold back, to make eye contact with each other, and then at the same time rolled over and walked forward to the left and right fronts of the sofa where Lin Feng was, forming a fan-shaped semicircle battle formation.
The four shiny samurai waist knives pointed at Lin Feng at the same time, and then pulled out their stances, ready to attack at any time......
"Damn, don't pretend, it's like acting!" Saying this, Lin Feng split his furry thighs and continued, "I don't know what kind of planes you island people are engaged in, you take the good martial arts to the bed to play 'bed work', and the good 'bed work' is taken by you to play 'bare ass art' on the film." With an 'iron piece', you dare to cross the ocean and cross the border to poke and tease people, provoke Lao Tzu and me, and move the 'little birds' to make the four of you lie down! ”
Saying this, this thing even deliberately straightened up a certain organ, and the white bath towel was actually raised by him!
The four ninjas trembled instantly!
I don't know if I was stunned by the meat words of this product, or I was frightened by the stunned "object" between his legs, the four ninjas immediately felt jealous and stopped moving.
"Come on, on one piece, brother and girl never use weapons when they do it," said this, the thing actually yawned and said, "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry to sleep, if you four stay there any longer and pretend to force me to go back to sleep?" ”
Upon hearing this, a look of surprise flashed in the eyes of the four ninjas at the same time, and then they disappeared without a trace.
"What's the matter, haven't you tried a 'Big Mac' like us," saying this, this guy deliberately shook the thing and continued, "Seriously, Lao Tzu really hasn't a female ninja in your island country, and I don't know what it smells like!" Do you think we'll do this? Let's stop practicing here, let's go to my bed and try it, if you can't do it, you four can do whatever you want! ”
The four black-clothed ninjas obviously would not accept Lin Feng's proposal, and in the next moment, the four of them looked at each other and exploded at the same time, and the four samurai waist knives instantly pointed at Lin Feng's eyebrows, heart, left carotid artery, and throat junction......
In fact, Lin Feng had long expected that they would attack suddenly, because this was the usual way of island ninjas.
Just in the hundredths of a second before the blades of the four of them were about to touch his body, Lin Feng suddenly burst out, and then drifted to the center of the network outlined with crystal strips on the marble floor in the living room.
At this time, the little Lori Su Beibei also pushed the door out, snuggled up to the side of the beautiful president Su Qingyan, and looked down at the diorama from the railing on the second floor.
When Lin Feng's heavenly maiden spun and flew like scattered flowers, and his already fat white bath towel was turned into a windmill, thus revealing his 'true face of Lushan' in the warm air, he was very happy "Super Invincible Little Beibei".