Chapter Ninety-Four: The Unspeakable Hidden Disease of the Watercolor Patriarch
Zhao Chun had been under house arrest in the inn for several hours, but Caiqiao and Caiyun had never shown their faces, as if they had forgotten him here.
This made his heart very anxious, because tens of thousands of people were waiting for him at the edge of the Black Forest, and if there was no news of him for a long time, who knew if anything would happen, whether someone would be sent to look for him, and the thought of that terrible bubble basin made him feel uneasy.
"Little brother, listen to me, I am good friends with your young master Caiqiao of the Watercolor Clan who haven't seen you for many years, and I saved your Caiyun An's life just now, you can't treat me like this, you are revenge, understand? The young master of Caiqiao just let you treat me well, and didn't let you restrict my freedom, you must have misinterpreted his meaning. I advise you to let me go out to him, or he will punish ......you for knowing that you have treated me so impolitely."
"Little brother, I see that you are full of heaven, and you must be a rich and noble person in the future, but there is a trace of dark clouds in the Yin Hall, I am afraid that it has not been very smooth recently, and there may even be a bloody disaster, it is better to let me resolve it for you, as long as you take me to see the young master of Caiqiao, I will help you for free, otherwise my fee is very expensive, the opportunity is rare, don't miss it......"
For two hours, Zhao Chun had been babbling in front of the fake "shopkeeper", which was comparable to those flies flying around.
The fake "shopkeeper" was stunned and annoyed, but even if he blocked his ears, it would be useless, Zhao Chun's demonic voice still drilled into his ears uncontrollably, he was almost about to collapse, he was shouting in his heart, why is it always me on duty!
Another half an hour passed, and the fake "shopkeeper" finally collapsed, and begged: "Please, big brother, can you shut up first? Can't I take you there? Even if the young master cuts off my head, I won't suffer this crime." ”
Saying that, without waiting for Zhao Chun to agree, he immediately took him to the palace where the patriarch lived, he was really afraid that this devil would speak, as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt two tremors, his legs were weak, and his eyes were black......
The patriarch's palace is not large, but it is very beautiful, with both crystalline luster and rainbow-like dreamy colors, noble and luxurious, elegant and majestic.
"Easter egg, who is this? The patriarch is discussing with the young master and the others inside, and they are not allowed to enter unless they are invited!" Zhao Chun and the others had just arrived at the door, and the two guards guarding the door stopped them.
"Well, this is a distinguished guest invited by the young master, and he has something important to meet the patriarch!"
"Alright, you wait, I'll report it. One of the guards said.
"No need, let them in!" heard the weak voice of the patriarch inside.
Zhao Chun followed the guards and walked in, only to see that the palace was very spacious, and a huge crystal chandelier hung on the top of the palace, emitting a colorful soft light. I don't know what material is made of colorful furniture, very regular and neatly placed in various positions in the hall, in the direction of the door, a huge purple, gold, black, white, blue, green and red supplemented by a dragon chair, is half lying and half sitting a tall man in his fifties, this person wears a colorful crown, covered with a colorful silk quilt, looks like he has a kind of majesty.
But at this moment, this man's face was pale, and his breath was messy, as if he was seriously ill.
"Are you the capable person from a foreign land?" the patriarch glanced at Zhao Chun and said weakly.
"Patriarch, he is the guy I told you, he is not civilized, he doesn't know how to be polite, he doesn't salute you, and I hope you don't care. Caiyun hurriedly said, at this moment in the main hall, in addition to Caiyun, Caiqiao and the patriarch, there are two other old men, who should also belong to the elders of the clan and the like.
"Okay, those false courtesies will be waived, and my clan will be restricted everywhere because they are too particular and stick to those stereotypes. The few of you have been discussing here whether to accept this young man or not, and they have been arguing for four hours, and there is no conclusion until now, even if I am not sick, I will be argued by you about being sick. At this point, the patriarch paused and continued, "Young man of a different race, can you see what disease I have? If you can cure my disease, as Qiao'er promised you, my people will send five thousand warriors to follow you!"
"Patriarch, by all means. Before Zhao Chun could speak, an old man stood up and said, "My clan and the Lord of the Forest had an agreement ten thousand years ago that they should not interfere in the affairs of the Holy Realm and not participate in the disputes of the outside world. ”
"If we don't destroy it, won't there be a catastrophe? It's been nearly 10,000 years, and our clan has lived on the top of this big tree. In the past 10,000 years, what progress has our race made? Except that the population has decreased from more than 30,000 to more than 20,000 now, except that the limited resources are depleted day by day, and apart from the bubble basin that is getting lower and lower in the Nirvana rate, I do not see any hope for the future of our race. Caiqiao said excitedly.
"Qiao'er, don't be rude to the elders!"
"Hmph, it won't take a few years, after the Lord of the Forest recovers, he will naturally take our clan to take off, our clan used to be his most loyal subordinate, how can he be missing us for his great cause of conquest?"
Zhao Chun listened to their quarrel, I was afraid that there would be no result in fighting for ten days and ten nights, and after a brief communication with the system, he suddenly said: "Patriarch, you have lovesickness, this disease wants to be cured, and no one in the world today can be cured except me." ”
"Presumptuous, nonsense. This time, not only the two elders, but even Caiqiao and Caiyun also changed color and reprimanded him, because although the patriarch's wife has been dead for more than ten years, the patriarch is now in his fifties, and he has not begun to turn back into a teenager, and his current psychological state is the same as that of an ordinary man in his fifties, how can he get lovesickness like a teenager?
But the patriarch waved his hand and stopped a few people: "Oh, your statement is very fresh, most of the people in my clan are monks, so they rarely get sick, but it doesn't mean that our clan does not have powerful doctors, in fact, the level of medical skills of my clan is higher than that of all the doctors in the Holy Domain, even the medicine king of the Medicine King Valley is in awe of the medical skills of my clan, but after a few of them examined me, they couldn't see what disease I had." But you can see what disease I have just by looking at me, and it seems that you do have two strokes. ”
Listening to the patriarch's words, everyone couldn't help but look at each other and be dumbfounded, as if there were 10,000 grass and mud horses running over in their hearts, and this patriarch was too ...... Could it be that he could have a second spring without nirvana?But who was this miraculous woman who could induce the patriarch's Sauvignon Blanc? They wanted to break their heads but could not find such a good woman in the clan......
"Well, now that this fig leaf has been lifted, I have nothing to hide. "The patriarch was a little shy but resolute," It was one day half a year ago, I suddenly had a whim, I wanted to play chess with the Medicine King in the Valley of the Medicine King, and when I passed through a valley in the Black Forest, I saw a stunning woman in purple, and the moment I saw her, I was deeply attracted by her beauty, I bet that whether it was in the Holy Land, or in the Black Forest or somewhere, I had never seen or heard of such a beautiful and temperamental woman, she seemed to have collected all the essence of the world. But just as I was about to go up and talk to her, she smiled at me and disappeared from the sky. My cultivation, I don't dare to say that it is the highest in the Holy Domain, but I can also rank in the top ten, but I can't even see how she left. I think this girl must have come down from the sky. Since then, my eyes have seen her figure every day, so that I can't even carry out normal cultivation, and I slowly fell ill and weakened like this, and I was really ashamed......"
Everyone was speechless when they heard this, the lord of the dignified clan, one of the top ten masters of the Holy Realm, and an old man who was nearly half a hundred years old and had lost his wife for nearly ten years, actually harmed a woman with lovesickness, what could be more ridiculous and bloody? If he hadn't admitted it himself, who would have believed such a thing?
The most important thing now is, can lovesickness be cured? Unless we can find that woman! Unfortunately, people are like fairies, just a flash of shock, where to find them now?
So people turned their attention to Zhao Chun, if this guy really has the ability to cure the patriarch's illness, then he is a real god.
Under the gaze of everyone, Zhao Chun made a signature move that made Caiyun almost go berserk - calmly took out a contract from his pocket!
Familiar movements, familiar tastes, familiar people, this guy is a professional digger, whenever he thinks of this, Caiyun hates itchy.
Sure enough, a familiar voice sounded again, "Patriarch, as long as you sign this contract, your illness will be cured immediately." ”
"Uh......" Sure enough, as Caiyun expected, the unknown patriarch, Caiqiao and the two elders all looked at each other in confusion, they wanted to spit on Zhao Chun's face, and then asked him, buddy, are you serious? Are you sure you're not here to be funny?
"What do you mean? You dare to fool our patriarch like this?" Caiyun not only didn't explain for Zhao Chun, but instead picked on the side, as if he wanted Zhao Chun to pinch with the patriarch.
The patriarch was really angry, he originally thought that Zhao Chun could see the cause of his illness, so he hid himself for months and said the most unseemly secret, regardless of his face, who knew that this guy was so perfunctory, how could he not be annoyed and angry?
"Come on, drag this guy out and cut it down!" said the patriarch angrily.
"Hehe, I thought that the patriarch of the Watercolor Clan was a character, but who knew that he was a mediocre and incompetent womanizer, with such a person as the patriarch, it would be difficult for the Watercolor Clan to not destroy the species. Zhao Chun sneered.
"You...... Nonsense, our patriarch is one of the top ten masters of the Holy Realm, and he is a rare hero in a hundred years!" an elder rebuked angrily.
"Hmph, bullshit hero, who doesn't even dare to sign for treatment, what kind of hero is healed? A real hero is not even afraid to throw his head and spill blood, why is he afraid of signing a name?"
"Okay, bring the contract!" the patriarch slapped the one next to him with a palm, and the anger in his heart could be imagined.
Zhao Chun calmly handed the contract to Caiqiao, Caiqiao glanced at it before handing it to the patriarch, to be honest, the other two elders were also very curious about the magic of that contract, which could make people sign it and immediately cure the disease that even the divine doctor could not do!
The patriarch took a look and found that the terms of the contract were very simple, nothing more than that the Watercolor Clan borrowed 5,000 elite soldiers in exchange for the patriarch's body to recover to the way it was when he was not sick half a year ago, for a period of two years. Then there are supplementary clauses such as the rights and obligations of both parties, which are more concise than ordinary villagers borrowing all a few hundred yuan to buy fertilizer.
The patriarch looked at the contract suspiciously several times, until he confirmed that it really didn't hide anything, and then put it down, according to his original temper, he would never sign such a thing, but now he is riding a tiger, his secret has been exposed, and now there are so many people watching, if he doesn't sign it, he is a coward, not a hero, how can he endure such humiliation!
The patriarch quickly signed his name on the contract and stamped it with the patriarch's seal.
"How's it going, Patriarch? Do you feel anything? If it doesn't work, cut down the liar at once. One of the elders asked nervously, as if he wanted to experience it himself.
The patriarch slowly stood up, moved his muscles and said, "It seems that nothing has changed......
"What? Drag this liar out......"
"Wait," said Caiqiao, "Patriarch, you ...... Can you finally stand up?"
"Why can't I stand up? I can still fly......" The patriarch said suspiciously, but suddenly came to Zhao Chun's side and patted him on the shoulder.
This guy's speed is so fast, this is Zhao Chun's first feeling, and the second feeling is, will this guy regret it and be unfavorable to himself? But when he thought of the magic of the system, he was calm again.
"Good, good, the afterlife is terrifying. The patriarch had a feeling of the rest of his life, "Caiqiao, you go and prepare a banquet, and when I treat this life-saving benefactor well, you will join them with five thousand warriors, but you have to remember one thing, don't reveal the identity of our watercolor clan!"
"Patriarch, it's not appropriate to let the young master go, right? Why don't you send General Caineng to go?" you only have one son...... one of the elders said with some concern.
"No, he's been in a greenhouse and hasn't experienced much wind and rain, so it's good to let him go out and exercise. Caiyun, you will follow him in the future, you are his elder, you should know how to do it. The patriarch said slowly, and seemed to have regained his former majesty.
"Patriarch, I won't participate in the banquet, my troops are still waiting for me at the edge of the Black Forest, and the situation is very dangerous, so I'd better take someone back immediately." Zhao Chundao.